Motherfuck a chicken, do you want someone to wash your feet?

How many times has this been?

No matter how many times you go, you can't afford not to wash your feet, right? I can't help it, I just love cleanliness so much.

(Hehe~ Are you sure you're not here to not wash the sheets?) ）

(Why should I wash my sheets when they're so clean?) ）

(The lazy guy who steals the big one...... ）

In desperation, I fetched another basin of water, and this time there was no one within three meters of the place I had crossed.

There is quite a feeling that Duan Friends go out on the expedition and there is no grass.

(You're still proud, aren't you?) No one wants to approach you. ）

(But, I'...... It's not annoying. ）

All the classmates have retreated, and it is estimated that they have gone to 318 because of ...... After Brother Long's knife fell, when I sent it to him, he... Dizzy.

Eh, isn't it right for classmates to help each other, I gave him back the knife, what do you say he is excited about?

(Lying.) What do you call that trough? You're calling it a dump, okay? Almost killed someone, right? ฺ）

(I didn't mean to give it back to him quickly.) ）

Obviously, I couldn't understand, and under the smile that I thought was kind, I said, "Brother Long, you, the knife has fallen." After saying that, I smiled toothily in order to express kindness and humility, why did he faint after hearing it? Could it be that you were moved by my sincerity?

(you, people are scared by your ugliness.) ）

（…… ）

In short, Xue Long was finally carried back by his classmates, leaving only a treasure knife to prove that he had come, well, been.

As a student of traditional Chinese medicine resources and development, I have taken physiology classes anyway, and it is not enough to be stunned and unconscious, and my classmates can handle it.

(Can't you let me come?) ）

(You'd better not go, so that people won't wake up and be scared of your ugliness.) ）

（…… ）

And I still have my own business, but I promised those two people to go to the playground before, and I can't break the appointment.

So I dried my feet and put on my shoes, and I was ready to go, and as I passed by the door, I saw the sword.

After some hesitation, I picked it up, found a pair of pants to wrap it in, and walked out of the dorm.

Maybe everyone needs a lunch break after eating, so there aren't many people outside.

The playground is located directly west of the dormitory in the south district, a total of three playgrounds are connected, the first playground is a basketball and volleyball field, the second playground is an abandoned field, weeds everywhere, on rainy days is the place where nearby aunts and uncles come to pick up lichens, and the third is the school's regular playground, with a plastic track, a football field, and a rostrum...... They were all fenced off with blue iron railings.

Because the three places are not too far away, I can get a general view of the situation when I go out of the dormitory door and face the west, and from a distance, I can see more than a dozen people standing on the chairman, dressed in colorful clothes, I think it should be them.

After all, if it weren't for them, would they still be one of the few to run two or three big noons?

People came to beat me, and by the way, I ran to warm up, should I be so ruthless?

I swaggered over, if Wu Wei appeared I would definitely have weak legs.

(You're never going to go through it at all, right?) ）

Now I walked into the regular playground in three steps and two steps, and there were two sharp-eyed people on the rostrum, who immediately turned around and said fiercely: "It's him." ”

"It's so arrogant, look at his legs, they're all in a figure-eight."

(Uh... I want to make it clear, it's not me who is arrogant, it's fucking... It's light, and boys understand. ）

(a chicken, just pull it, don't say it.) ฺYou explain this kind of thing. ）

"Teach him a good lesson in a moment."

Paying attention, everyone jumped down from the rostrum.

I unbuttoned my pants, uh, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert, I mean the pants wrapped in the sword.

After unraveling, huh? I suddenly discovered...... My pants are clean, alas, I originally wanted to throw the pants aside handsomely, but everyone knows that clean pants will be dirty if they are thrown around, and they will have to be washed again if they are dirty, so I thought of a way......

Use your pants as a scarf and your legs over your shoulders, huh? This crotch ...... I haven't washed it clean, and it smells of laundry detergent.

(Ahhh Wu Weida, can you not lend him strength, let him be beaten to death by this group of people, woo woo~ I can't stand it! ）

Crouch. Trough!

More than a dozen people intercepted each other when they saw me pulling out their knives, and they didn't dare to move forward.

Suddenly, I shouted arrogantly: "Come on~ Don't you want to hit me?" You have the ability to come here. ”

"If you have the ability, you put the knife down." Someone over there also shouted, and others echoed it, especially one or two girls who were particularly active and shouted: "What kind of ability do you have to hold a knife, you have the ability to put down the knife." ”

"yes, are you a man? Do you dare to put the knife down? ”

After my snorting voice and the shouts of a dozen people on the other side, the people around me also realized what was about to happen, and the people who simply ran stopped running, and the men and women who hooked their shoulders stopped walking, and they all retreated to the side to look at us.

And that's not all, some people actually called friends, recorded videos and sent space, and when we were still bickering, there were already people lying outside the iron fence, a little like, a little like ...... The prisoners in the prison look at the outside world through the iron fence.

The "re-education through labor prisoners" lay on the iron net while looking at the situation in the playground, and at the same time did not forget to communicate with others:

"Big brother, what's going on?" Well, it's still a northeast.

The people around him shook their heads, and there was also a smell of Northeast ballast: "Emma." I don't know, I was running around that pimple, and all of a sudden they started scolding. ”

I glanced back at the two of them, how did the two guys, who were very strong and a little handsome, speak...... This taste? I'm going to fight, and if I listen to you say a few more words, I guess I'll laugh and fart.

I simply took the knife and walked forward, and the fellows of Guo Chenyang on the other side immediately retreated, after all, no one wanted to be the first knife.

This made the people around who watched the excitement suddenly sensational, they thought they were going to fight, but I still heard the words of the two Northeast ballasts from a distance: "Emma, I like this big brother, I dare to go up in the face of more than a dozen people alone, and I don't cowardice." ”

However, some people watched coldly: "He just relies on the knife, and he has the ability to put the knife down, you see if he is cowardly." ”

The Northeast boy didn't speak Mandarin, so he turned around and looked at the man directly: "I'll give you a knife for you to try, I see if you dare to face more than a dozen people?" ”

The man's face turned red in an instant, and he said, "I, why should I go if I didn't offend others." ”

"Hmph, give you two knives, I think you'll have to curl up here." The Northeast boy glanced at him coldly and said in disgust.

"What did you say?"

"I said you're a coward, why do you still want to compete with me?"

The man looked at the solid muscles of the Northeast boy, turned his head and left, and at the same time spit out a mouthful of phlegm, and secretly said, "I don't know you like a brute." Even if the brain-dead on the field holds a knife, what can he do, if he is not beaten, I will kneel for him. ”

"Do you dare to put the knife down like a man? Don't let us girls look down on you. The girl across from me stood up and said coldly.

I raised my eyelids, glanced at her, and said with a poisonous tongue: "You are also a girl?" is greasy and crooked with a group of men who are not familiar with each other, scratching his head and posing, thinking he is attractive, but in fact he is just a brain-dead who is taken advantage of by a group of men. Someone like you is a girl? Stop insulting the term. In fact, a talent like you is the saddest, he has no charm in himself, but he can't figure out his strength, so he can only mingle around men to anesthetize himself, pretending that there are men around him. Do you see those beautiful girls, do they need that? ”

"Well, why am I talking to you so much. In a direct word, you are not beautiful, I don't care if you look down on me. I shook my head and sighed.

"You, you..." The girl fluctuated violently, and there was a certain wave before, but in my observation, most of the girls who are quiet and quiet are ...... Flat (Don't beat it to death with a stick.) ）。

He pointed at me speechless, and after a while his eyes turned red.

(Damn, I won't inherit the mastery of my ancestor Zhuge Wuhou, right?) ）

(Fuck you, people Zhuge Wuhou tongue war group Confucianism, scolding Wang Lang to death is to convince people with reason, but you are a fucking troll, okay.) ）

（…… That's fine, after all, if I do kill her, I guess I'll spend the rest of my life in prison. ）

Okay, I'm wrong, that girl is still a little attractive, or in a place like a university where there are more wolves and less meat, as long as you are a woman, or even as long as you are a mother, whether you are attractive or not, there will be a group of flower messengers.

After all, I've been single for a long time, and even watching the gorillas is clear-eyed, this ...... I also have an experience, woo~