Hello uncle!

Say hello to the dormitory manager who lives on the second floor and opens the window to the corridor.

This is very useful, if the bubble girl misses the closing time, she can still beg her uncle to open the door.

(If it weren't for the delay, the girl and you wouldn't want to go back to the dormitory if you missed the closing time.) ）

(Huh?) Then I also took a taxi to send my sister back once, so it was, so it was, poor my sixty yuan taxi fare, I knew it was like this, I spent the night in the Internet café that night, and waited for the bus tomorrow to leave. Sixty bucks. ）

(Well, single you're serious.) ）

Say goodbye to the dormitory manager and go upstairs, and soon I returned to 317, there is still no one in the dormitory, and it is estimated that I am still discussing what dragon slaying conference is in the dormitory next door.

But when I heard the sound of the door opening on my side, someone poked his head out of 318, and just saw me opening the door, I turned my head to look, and he shrank back with a sigh~.

What the hell?

I muttered, and then walked into the room, ready to change my clothes and take a shower, after all, I was covered in mud and wounds, smelly and dirty...

Putting my clothes on the chair, my ears moved, and I vaguely heard someone over there say: Zhuge Buyu is back, and his face is scarred.

Eh, it's such an exaggeration, isn't it just rubbing a piece of skin, and it's scarred everywhere.

In order to test my suspicions, I deliberately slowed down the pace a few times to see if they would come in, and if it was as I thought, then the other ingredients I guessed would be pretty much the same:

For example, the reason why other people know about this matter must be that Guo Chenyang said when he comforted Xue Long and said don't worry, he has already asked someone to teach me a lesson, and then they can go over and taunt me fiercely and take revenge.

Sure enough, in less than a few breaths, the door was opened, after all, the three roommates had keys outside.

After coming in, everyone glanced up and down like police dogs, and I was wearing a big pants.

This gave me a chill, but I still changed my clothes and ignored them, people don't offend me, I don't offend people, otherwise I wouldn't have become a prisoner.

Everyone looked at me carefully, and then a classmate came over and patted me on the shoulder, and suddenly I was cold, Damn, brother, I don't have any clothes, I am shirtless, you touch me. Do?

I took two steps back to get rid of his palm, which fell off and then clasped the nail of my right hand with my left hand and asked, "Zhuge Buyu, why do you have so many wounds on your body?" ”

I glanced at him, you don't know about this? But this person is Lu Fei, I am relieved, this person knows the history of the world for 5,000 years, understands junior high school and high school chemistry, is a top student, I like him very much in these two aspects, but emotional intelligence is not good, and everyone is like himself, sometimes he asks some inappropriate words, such as now, it is embarrassing.

However, I knew that his temperament was not good for me, so I had to roll my eyes and say: "This is what I fell while riding a bicycle~"

"Poof, cough~" Someone couldn't help laughing, but he and I had no enmity and would not be offended to death, so he had no choice but to cover his mouth and pretend to cough, but the smile in his eyes could not be concealed no matter what, when my eyes swept away, he covered his mouth and turned his head and pretended to cough twice.

Well, there is no need to guess, it must have been Guo Chenyang who told them everything, and now in their cognition, I must have suffered a severe beating, and at this time I opened my mouth and said that I fell by myself...... I don't think anyone will believe it.

Why, what I said is true, there are a few guys staring at me with smiling eyes, but they are not brain-dead and will not be punctured.

But just because they won't mean that others won't, Guo Chenyang took the lead in triumphant, after all, those are his fellow countrymen, and no one can be calm with such a strong team as the backing.

Therefore, he was no longer afraid of me using a knife to scare Xue Long before, but swaggered towards me and said, "Zhuge Buyu compensated me for my mobile phone." ”

"......" I rolled my eyes and said calmly, "Why should I pay for your phone?" I didn't knock off the phone, nor did I step on it, if you don't go to that person to compensate, you come to me and you have something wrong. ”

"It's not you who touched it, but you guys got into a fight, if you don't push him, can he touch my phone?" Guo Chenyang's eyes narrowed for a moment, and then he said to me in a slightly threatening tone: "Don't forget how the injuries on your body came from!" ”

I leaned to Guo Chenyang and asked, "Do you understand the butterfly effect?" I'm blowing a breath here, and there's a storm on the American side, and the Americas are still going to make me lose money to them? Don't be brainless, since I didn't touch your phone, it has nothing to do with me.

And also...... I said that the injury on my body was a bicycle fall, don't you understand? ”

"Really?" Guo Chenyang sneered, "Then do you believe that I can let you fall for the second time today?" ”

"I want to... You don't have that ability, I'm not riding today. I shrugged and replied casually.

Guo Chenyang almost laughed angrily, he thought that I was a realistic version of Ah Q who would self-hypnotize, saying that his injury was a fall on a bicycle, and he really thought that he fell on a bicycle?

Immediately, he was ready to tear open my wounds fiercely, break my hypnosis and make me realize the reality, and he shouted: "Zhuge Buyu, can you stop pretending to be stupid? Didn't you get beaten with the wounds on your body? You ask these classmates, who of them doesn't know? ”

None of my classmates answered, but I turned my head at anyone to show their attitude.

Wu Hui jumped out again, he walked to Guo Chenyang's side and hugged his shoulder, like a good brother for many years, and then looked at me with an indifferent face: "Zhuge Buyu, if you are beaten, you must admit that you dare to act, don't let your classmates look down on you." ”

If you admit it, you will be looked down upon, right? At that time, everyone thought I was a bully, and they would beat me up if I didn't agree with me... How humble is my life?

The point is what do I need to acknowledge? Although the injuries on my body were not caused by me riding a bicycle, they were hit by a car and were similar in nature to my fall, anyway, it was not as bad as being beaten by others.

I didn't like Wu Hui's jumping out and saying such vulgar words, and I immediately refuted it: "I repeat, the injury on my body was caused by me riding a bicycle, and if you believe it or not, get out of here." ”

"Why don't you say you were hit by a car?" Wu Hui glanced at me and opened his mouth indifferently, and at the same time, his steps were also retreating, for fear of provoking me and beating him up.

But he said it casually, as if ...... The truth!

But now if I change my tune, I'm afraid no one will believe me.

Guo Chenyang has always been very confident, and he sneered: "Some people just don't cry when they don't see the coffin, it seems that some people need to recognize the reality." ”

Immediately, he lit up his mobile phone with a broken screen, and prepared to enter QQ through fingerprint recognition, obviously he really wanted to ...... Use the power of his fellow countrymen again~

Everyone was a little looking forward to see if Guo Chenyang's fellow villagers were boiling hot

But that's when ... A very nice voice suddenly sounded, and everyone was immediately attracted by the voice, and a thought popped up in everyone's hearts at the same time: Girl? This is a men's dormitory!

When everyone looked back, a beautiful female creature in a skirt asked with some looks, "Excuse me... Does Zhuge Buyu live here? ”

After she asked, she didn't wait for others to answer, she was the first to see me, so she was surprised: "Classmate, you are here~"