There's so much going on in one day today.

Lying on the bed, I rubbed my temples with my eyes closed, and by the way, I sorted out what had happened today.

From the appearance of Wu Wei, the change of attitude towards roommates, to fighting, being wanted and being hit by a car,,,

This, is it still me? Guo Chenyang, who can ask his classmate and roommate, is speechless and doesn't dare to look at me, is this really me?

Maybe only that last moment was like me, when I asked Guo Chenyang if he knew that group of people, his speechless eyes dodged and never answered my words, his fist squeezed several times but he never dared to answer a "yes"!

After all, it was a classmate, and at the last moment I didn't force him but turned around and went to take a shower.

After taking a shower, I went back to bed.

Is this still me?

(I'm not sure about the rest, but there's no doubt that this urine sex is you when you lie in bed after taking a shower.) ）

（…… ）

Or is this who I am?

Maybe it's really as a great man said: people are born free, where there is oppression, there is resistance, no one is shorter than the other, it is not their original intention to compromise and seek perfection, and releasing themselves is innocence and true self.

(etc....... Which great man said this? ）

(Wozkishode.) ）

（…… Vozh. ）

But maybe it's a dream, after all, it's too much for the main character to appear or something, so I decided... Get some sleep first.

Maybe I woke up, everything was back to the way it was, Wu Wei didn't show up, and I didn't offend my roommate.

But... Am I really willing to go back to my old life?

How on earth can I prove that this is not a dream? Does the pain tell the story? Maybe it's the pain in the center of reality that is affecting the dream? So I muttered, "If only I could cultivate." ”

Cultivation doesn't make me realize whether this is a dream or not, but I think if I can deduce a complete cultivation system in my dream, then even if I return to reality, I will have some understanding, I have a goal, and I will rehearse it in reality according to the system in my dream, maybe it will be done?

It doesn't matter if you don't succeed, people, just have a goal, and he will make sure that you are no longer confused and lonely.

I thought it was just my idiot's dream, but the phone I put next to my pillow suddenly lit up, and Wu Wei in the screensaver reopened his pale red eyes, and a voice exploded in my heart: "Yes~"

"Uh-huh???" For a moment, my body that was lying down sat up straight, Guan Junjie and Li Haotian thought I was electrocuted, and Guo Chenyang thought that I was hurt by touching the stick on my body, which made him feel a little better.

But I didn't care what they thought, I asked in a daze, "Boss, you... Say what? ”

"You can cultivate." Wu Wei said nonchalantly, and my first reaction was to pinch my face and muttered again: "It's true?" ”

In the screensaver, Wu Wei glanced at me and asked, "Is there anything strange about this?" Isn't this world always something that can be cultivated? ”

My tongue is a little numb as if I have eaten perverted and spicy hot pot, and my tongue is a little slurred: "Why don't you eat grass when Wozki is swollen?" After saying that, I wiped my saliva with my hand.

Don't say I'm out of shape, when you're told by a miraculous being that you can cultivate, I don't think anyone can keep their calm and normal mind.

It's not like telling myself that I can cultivate, because I really know it in my heart, and Wu Wei is the protagonist of a book, what else is impossible for him to appear?

Since he said yes, it is equivalent to Ma Yun telling me: Young man, I will empty your shopping cart for you.

I firmly believe it, because Ma Yun has this ability, and Wu Wei is Ma Yun on the way to cultivation, because he also has this ability.

"Don't you know? Didn't you already mention the secret book of miracles? ”

This kind of answer made my smile gradually retract, and my heart sank: "These are all movies, martial arts novels, right?" I've never heard of any martial arts cheats in reality. ”

"Oh, that's it, no wonder ordinary people can't cultivate." Wu Wei seems to have come to an enlightenment, which makes me... I wanted to scold people, my face also became dark, and at the same time, I was also doubting in my heart, cultivation or something, Wu Wei shouldn't be lying to me, right? I also regard him as Ma Yun on the way to cultivation.

"They can't, but you can." Wu Wei's words changed, which made me... I don't believe it, I looked at my shirtless body, and I didn't have three heads and six arms? How can others not do it, but I can?

It's not scientific!!

(You're still talking about science at this time?) ）

(Amount...... Also, at this time, I was talking about the science of ghosts, and the protagonists came out. ）

Then Wu Wei told me why I could.

Because I wrote a book.

Since ancient times, those who have been able to cultivate have written books, such as Lao Tzu, the Taoist patriarch who practiced qi, wrote the Tao Te Ching.

The Buddhist ancestor Bodhidharma, who practiced martial arts, wrote the "Yijin Sutra" and so on.

One of the two cultivates immortals, the other exercises the body, one walks the spirit and sympathy with heaven and earth to borrow the power of nature, and the other walks in the flesh to sanctify and exert human power to win the sky.

These two are considered two branches of the current cultivation world, and they are basically inseparable from these two.

In fact, the way of walking the flesh has existed in China since ancient times, but it used to be called a soldier.

Why do you say that soldiers take the path of the flesh?

Which general you see charging into battle is so weak that he can't even hold a sword? Whoever is famous and has a military general, their weapons are either eighty or one hundred and twenty pounds, not to mention the weaker, even ordinary people are tired and half dead just holding such weapons, right? I'm also rushing a caterpillar~

If you don't have experience, you can resist a bag of food and see how far you can run.

As for why not to compare the military family with the Taoist, because the military art of the military family contains too much, in addition to the physical training, there are also the formation training and so on, which is very complicated.

Therefore, it is very unrigorous to say that the military exercises the flesh, and at the same time, Taoism and Buddhism are considered religions, so it is more contrasting and neat.

When Wu Wei told me that these washed away my three views, I was extremely unconvinced, and I asked for example: What kind of book can a military general write? If that Xiang Yu can write a book?

Wu Wei replied to me: Can write a heroic man who pulls out the mountains and conquers the world, do you think he can't write a book?

What about Liu Bang?

Didn't Liu Bang also write "Song of the Great Wind"?

What about Zhuge Wuhou?

"Longzhong Pair" and "Teacher Table" are not masterpieces? And I guess that Zhuge Wuhou's ultimate book should be about formations.

The so-called ultimate book is a book like "Little Zombie Mixed City" that can summon the main character.

I've also asked why I haven't heard of their ultimate book, don't they need popularity?

Wu Wei's answer to me is that they really don't need to be popular, for example, a book written by a first-class Taoist can be recognized as long as it conforms to the principles of heaven and earth, and a book written by a soldier can be recognized as long as it can kill the enemy and win.

Only books like web novels need popularity to be recognized.

In other words, it mainly depends on the purpose of the author's writing, for example, if you are a farmer, then you can write a book as long as you can grow enough plants, regardless of whether he is read or not.

Because they don't need to be read by others, some books are not known to outsiders.

And the purpose of online novels is to give people comfort in this hurried and cold world, because the object of action is people, so they need popularity, and popularity is not the recognition in people's hearts!

And when the author writes his ultimate book and summons his own protagonist, the protagonist can help the author cultivate, otherwise how can a military general be able to fight in and out of thousands of troops?

With thousands of arrows hitting the front every time you charge, can anyone really dodge it again and again? This is not in line with probability, nor is it in line with science.

Since science can't explain it, let it be explained by theology, and the theological explanation is that he has the main character to help.

People who don't know say that he has the aura of the protagonist, but in fact, he has the whole protagonist~

After Wu Wei told me this, I couldn't calm down for a long time, and after a long time, I asked a very serious question: How do you know about pulling out the mountains, singing the wind, and leaving the teacher's table?

"I'll store it in your mobile phone, and I'll use your mobile phone Baidu~" Wu Wei said disappreciatively, and at the same time I found that he and I seemed to say hi, so it wasn't as cold and serious as before, but a little... Mischievous?

"Hiss~"

But after listening to it, I gasped, and then couldn't help asking, "I don't have a wireless network, how many things have you watched?" How much traffic are you using from me? ”

"I don't know, anyway, your phone prompts you to charge your phone bill?"

Me: "......" he meowed, just rushed a hundred phone bills, you see the little things, right? You're not naughty at all, you're a loser~

"What? Comments? Wu Wei suddenly regained his previous cold appearance, glanced at me and asked lightly.

This Nima's face changes faster than Wuhan's change of sky, I was stunned at first, and then said: "No, no opinion." ”

Alas, there is no way, you can't say it, you can't beat it, and you can't beat it, so the 100 yuan should be all used to pay the cultivation tuition......