"Cool~ hahaha."

I ate first, I went first, I was the first to come to the dormitory, I hammered into the air twice and yelled, no one likes to suppress themselves every day and be angry all day long, after Wu Wei's awakening, I understand: Who is not a baby?

I've always treated my roommates as brothers, but they treat me like a dad behind my back.

Otherwise, why would they make all kinds of demands and demands on me like their old father?

Such a son labor and management do not want it.

It's so easy and refreshing to throw them away, after all, it's too tiring to take three children alone, and I haven't found their mother yet~

When I was childless, my roommates came back, and they came back in a somewhat awkward atmosphere, but for me it was no different than usual, and they didn't talk to me before.

I went about my own business, and then I was ready to go down to the second floor to get a bottle of hot water, and as soon as I left, they started discussing it again.

And when I came back, I only heard Guo Chenyang shouting behind the door: "Guan Junjie, don't think about coming in haha." ”

I plug in. I pushed the key in, and sure enough... The door was blocked.

I knocked on the door and said in a deep voice, "It's me." ”

"Don't think you're trying to fool me if you change your voice, it's impossible."

The person behind the door deliberately hid haha.

My face darkened, knowing that the other party did it on purpose, which was obviously revenge.

Hehe, it's really funny, they were completely unconscious when they called me, I scolded them and held a grudge in my heart, it seems that the bear children are not all post-00s, there are some... I've grown up.

(What does it mean to grow up?) Should all the bear children die? ）

(I didn't say that, don't slander me.) ）

Helpless, I had to push the door and let the other party see me, he wouldn't have another reason to shut me out, right?

"Huh?" I don't move at all, although I eat takeout, I still have some strength, so I won't move at all, right? Although the other party has some fat, he is not lying on the door, how can he not move?

It is clear that there is more than one other party.

I listened with my ears, and sure enough, there was a conversation behind the door: "It's okay, he can't push the two of us open, and when he calls the dormitory manager, we will lie on the bed and pretend to sleep, and he can't do anything about us." Even if it is to the counselor, do you think Director Yao will believe him alone, or believe the two of us? ”

Scold~

What about two people? I put down my water bottle, took two steps back, and ran into it.

Bang~

The person behind the door was caught off guard and was knocked open by a slit, and through that slit, the pupils in the depths of my eyes shrank sharply, I saw, I saw......

I saw Kwan Junjie tearing toilet paper...

Hehe~ The person was in it.

At this time, a voice came from behind the door again: "He's not going to crash open, is he?" Do you want Junjie to bring a box over? ”

"It's impossible, if he can crash away, I'll eat live and call him dad." Guo Chenyang said with an oath.

Hehe~

"Please, Boss."

It turned out that Wu Wei was already about to help me push the door open, and it was I who stopped him, but now...... Who else needs to save face?

"I think it's better for you to push it away." Wu Wei opened his mouth, which immediately embarrassed me, and hurriedly said: "Boss, Wu Wei is big, don't, I'm alone...... I really can't push open the door blocked by two people. ”

I thought it was my kindness as a woman that made Wu Wei very angry, and the chain fell off at this time.

I begged bitterly, but Wu Wei ignored me, but my right leg was getting hotter and hotter, as if it had infinite strength.

"Lend you a leg."

Behind the door, he was still sneering in a low voice, boasting about Haikou, if I came in, he would live broadcast and eat Guan Junjie's upcoming "good" and hot.

Guan Junjie is also hip-hop, saying that he will help me open the door after he goes in and pulls it out, so he won't rush and wait for Guo Chenyang to come to the live broadcast.

At this point, I picked up the water bottle again, stood halfway away from the door, and then grabbed my slippers with my toes, and... Kick it out.

"Knock~ah~"

I kicked the door open, and there was a scream behind it.

I Shi Shiran walked into the dormitory and put down the water bottle, Guan Junjie happened to walk to the door of the bathroom and hadn't gone in yet, I glanced at him, and then looked at the door, Guo Chenyang, who was squatting and covering his face, and Li Haotian, who looked embarrassed, was a little at a loss, but he suddenly saw Guan Junjie, and immediately said with great joy: "Oh, Junjie, you were in the toilet just now, we thought it was you outside." ”

"Hungry, ah~" Guan Junjie replied sneeringly.

"Have you been? Then I'm going to use the bathroom. "With that, I dodged into the bathroom first.

Guan Junjie was obviously helping the abuse just now, and there was no doubt that if he didn't want to go to the toilet, there would definitely be three people blocking the door.

Guan Junjie looked constipated, and then knocked on the door vigorously: "I have diarrhea, I want to go again, you come out quickly." ”

"My stomach hurts too." I casually shouted, it's just bad, who wouldn't.

And the real me is masturbating in the bathroom...... Pick up the corners of my pants and look at my calves carefully, it's no different, why did you suddenly have infinite strength just now? It's become a powerful diamond leg alive.

While I was amazed, I began to reminisce about that power, and for a while I was a little yearning.

"Do you want that kind of power?" Wu Wei's voice sounded in my heart.

"Uh-huh~" I nodded again and again, and I almost flowed out of Hala.

"Do you want to go to the code word, huh~?"

"Forehead ......"

Big, don't be like this~