Chapter 2 The protagonist of my family sets rules for me
Coincidence, coincidence!
I opened my mouth to read silently, there are more than 200,000 people named Zhang Wei in this world, and there must be many people named Wu Wei, who happen to have the same name as the protagonist of my book.
"Don't lie to yourself." The handsome man Wu Wei played with Wu Wei's mobile phone without raising his head: "My appearance, my clothes, aren't they exactly the same as you imagined?" Is this also a coincidence? â
I:......
"I am the Wu Wei in your novel!"
"Ah~" I couldn't be calm, and said with a sad face: "Then aren't you a zombie?" â
Wu shrugged his shoulders, and if he didn't refuse, he admitted it.
I almost lost my breath, this Nima...... What's the matter?
"You, how did you get out? You're not going to bite me, are you? "I ask the questions that I am most curious about and most concerned about.
"You created me, and you were recognized......"
"Huh?" I can't listen to anything else, yes, oh, I created him, I'm his master, what do I coax.
But...... In fact, I am still very weak, so I have to test weakly first: "Then do you want to serve me as the Lord?" â
"Oh?" Wu Wei raised his eyebrows and snapped his left hand, and a cluster of flames burned on his fingers, and then squinted at me.
"Don't give it, don't give it." I hurriedly waved my hand, I'm not cowardly, I'm here, this is ...... Advance is retreat.
(Is it a retreat to advance?) īŧ
(You don't understand, when I meet this Lord, I not only want to retreat, I also want to run!) īŧ
Wu Wei withdrew the flames and said lightly: "If you can finish writing, I can be like Emperor Yan and Emperor Ye Tian, and I will serve you as the master." â
"Huh?" Is there a turning point for the better? I was shocked and overjoyed, and I just ...... Like Emperor Yan, what the hell is Emperor Ye Tiandi?
Seeing my confusion, Wu Wei paused and continued to explain to me: "Or you can be like the silkworm potato, Chendong." â
"......" I was silent, but I complained in my heart: "I don't want you anymore, go to your uncle, do you know these two who write novels?" Labor and management grew up watching their books, that's God, that's God, if you want me to be on a par with them, I'm crazy~"
"Wait?" Something flashed through my head: "You're not the only one?" â
Wu Wei seemed to see through my heart, and glanced at me, as if he disliked my incompetence, but he still gave an answer to my question: "Naturally not, such as Emperor Yan, Emperor Ye Tian could already break the boundary barrier and come to this world and possess the person who created them." â
"I ...... While not unique, it is unique. â
"Huh? Why? â
"Just with the popularity you've accumulated for me in those hundred chapters, it's enough for me to break the boundary membrane?" Wu Wei squinted at me, there was a trace of anger, which made me have a trembling feeling of being stared at by a fierce beast, and I had to have my eyes fluttering and a little sneering.
"Didn't you ask me how I got here? The old man in charge of the Tiandao Library was interested in this book, and the people who read it were still more recognized, so he sent me to this world in advance, because you ...... More! Get! Too! Slow! Finish! â
I didn't understand what Wu Wei said (even slower, don't you understand?) But the threatening tone made me confused...
"So I'm here to push you to update, do you hear?" Fortunately, Wu Wei took back his momentum again.
For the sake of my life, I quickly nodded, after all, being able to bend and stretch is a big husband.
"Of course, you also have benefits." After coercion, there will be temptation, so I'm just waiting for this (don't Bilian, are you sure you weren't stunned just now.) Sure enough, Wu Wei spoke.
"The more you update, the stronger I become, the more I can do."
"Okay, good, update, update." I nodded hurriedly, Halazi was about to flow out, with this helper, I want to be a magician to make money...... Fart, I want to be a big brother in society to collect money, phew, I want to be a robber to rob money, ...... The robbers should forget it, they can't go far if they grab this kind of traffic.
"By the way, does your ability have anything to do with what I wrote to you?"
"It's not going to change."
"Great!" I immediately went over and turned on the computer and prepared the codeword.
But Wu Wei knocked on my mobile phone, and then said, "If you dare to scribble some anti-heaven skills at will, I will make you a eunuch." â
ââĻâĻ Why? I don't know, "Wouldn't it be good to give you more anti-heaven skills?" â
"Every chapter needs the reader's approval to be useful, and if you write like this, not only will it not help me, but it will consume the reader's perception of the book, and I will be recalled. So in the future, every chapter of yours needs to be reasonable, and there must be a way to gain and lose, understand~"
It's so troublesome, I thought I had found the gold finger but was ruthlessly broken by reality.
Looking at my decadent look, Wu Wei Dade returned the phone to me.
But...... I knew it was a threat.
He searched for a book, and the latest chapter was the author's stop-update statement: "I opened the Glory of Kings, and the protagonist in the computer suddenly stretched out a big hand and grabbed my bottom." body, and then pinched it hard, ahhhhh......h īŧ
I've seen it, and at the time I just thought the author's way of declaring the change was so interesting, but now it seems that ...... I glanced at Wu Wei, and my legs couldn't help but tighten.
That author is real. Eunuchs?
I suddenly realized that it was so hard to swallow spit.
I sympathized with the author, but I don't seem to be able to protect myself now, so I quickly quit the page.
This withdrawal...
What about my king's glory? My thorns. What about the Fierce Battlefield? There are also pops, plants vs. zombies, and a lot of ......
Woo woo~ once said that I would never give up......
"What, you still want to play games?" Wu Wei swept my lower body casually, my legs tensed, and I went to the entertainment of stepping on the horse, and watched it again and again, the spicy chicken game ruined my youth!
But the glory of the king, woo woo~ goodbye, brother with me, goodbye, my youth.
With tears in my eyes, I prepared the codeword.
But Wu Wei closed my computer again.
"It's eleven o'clock, eat first!"
When he said that, I was really hungry, after all, I didn't eat in the morning!
I didn't expect Wu Wei to be quite humane! (People are afraid that you will starve to death and can't update, right?) īŧ
(Why don't you bring it when you speak?) īŧ
(Why should I bring ah, hey?) īŧ
(You're not my conscience?) īŧ
(Who's your conscience too.) īŧ
(So who are you?) īŧ
(Why tell you (āš Ė áˇ ^ Ė áˇ āš))
īŧâĻâĻ īŧ
I quickly picked up my phone, opened the takeaway app, and prepared to order a takeaway.
"Smack~" Wu Wei hit me again.
"What are you doing?"
"Go out and eat."
"Why, if I order takeout, I can save time code."
"If you eat badly, won't you delay more time? After that, I have to eat three meals, and I have to go out to eat. â
"Huh?" I grimaced and pursed my mouth.
"Huh?" Wu Wei glared at me.
"Takeout is too expensive, I'm going to eat at the cafeteria!! Look how enlightened I am.
(Oh my God, I wish I had hands, I want to kill him.) īŧ
"Where are you reviewing?"
"Well, it's not much, it's just a look at the English vocabulary, what about you?"
"I ......"
I was shocked to know that it was my roommate back.
"Hide, hide, hide, hide in my closet."
My roommate doesn't like me bringing outsiders in, or even likes me coming in, how can I explain it if I find out Wu Wei? Explain truthfully? I have not the slightest doubt that they will call a psychiatric hospital. Just to clean me out.
Wu Wei was not in a hurry, glanced at me in a panic, and then his body gradually became illusory, and finally turned into a puff of green smoke and flew into the ...... in my phone.
I hurriedly opened my phone and found that my original screensaver was gone, but Wu Wei occupied the position of my screensaver, and when I looked at him, he also glanced at me half-open.
"What are you doing? Staring at your phone in a daze? "One of my roommates, Guo Chenyang looked at me with disgust.
"Uh, nothing, nothing." I sneered, put my phone down, washed up, dressed, and got my keys.
"You're going out?" Guan Junjie, the second roommate, looked at me in surprise, but there was no class today.
"Go to dinner. Do you want to help? â
The three of them looked at me in amazement, and after a long time, they said, "No need, we'll go out to eat later." â
I didn't have to go far before my roommates put down their bags and went out, hearing them laughing and approaching.
I...... Quicken the pace, hungry ~ that's it.
At this time, my mobile phone lit up with white, and a pair of blood-red eyes opened suddenly, as if through layers of obstacles, making everyone nearby tremble.
But I didn't notice it, because the phone was in my pocket.