What the hell am I ......

It turned out to be Yang Bufan again!

Lin Zitao was almost crazy, and he couldn't wait to squirt out two mouthfuls of old blood that had been aged for more than 20 years!

This time, I was completely defeated by Yang Bufan.

There is not even a chance to turn over!

He's dying of depression,

He really couldn't figure it out, this wretched teacher,

How did you know Qin Wushuang and Liu Delong?

It stands to reason that he and others can be said to be one heaven and one underground, and they have no intersection.

How did they know each other?

Yang Bufan politely got up to greet the two.

"Uncle Liu, Mr. Qin, you have worked hard."

Liu Delong patted Yang Bufan on the shoulder: "Little brother, let's mourn and change." ”

The villagers suddenly boiled.

Uncle Liu? Brother?

Yang Bufan just now was the old leader of the city bureau, and he was called an uncle and brother!

They're all realizing that

Yang Bufan is not a level higher than them,

It's several levels higher.

They are not from the same world as him.

Just said that Yang Bufan is a few folks of the soft rice man,

I can't wait to break my mouth at this moment.

Is there a slap in the face?

At half past twelve, no one came to mourn the salute,

The person who presided over the funeral began to arrange for everyone to eat.

But the people were not in a hurry to eat,

Instead, they went to Yang Bufan.

They all wanted Yang Bufan to sit at the same table with them.

Of course, the women can't pull Yang Bufan to sit with them.

They can only win over Wang Xiaoxia, Lin Wanyu and Lin Keke.

At this moment, Wang Xiaoxia is surrounded by those old relatives like stars and moons.

She had never enjoyed such treatment before, and her vanity was greatly satisfied for a while!

At this moment, she is arrogant like a little princess.

Lin Wanyu was also full of red light.

In the past, every time these relatives saw themselves, they had to count Yang Bufan's mistakes.

Now they praised Yang Bufan to the sky, and their faces also had light!

Lin Ke could see that the seven aunts and eight aunts were walking towards him, and he knew that they were going to find him to be verbose.

She didn't want to deal with these people.

Before the relatives could get closer, she hurriedly left behind.

At this moment, Yang Bufan was surrounded by relatives, vying for him to sit with them.

He was embarrassed to the extreme.

Because of these relatives, he doesn't know any of them!

Sit down with them, and it won't take a minute to talk to death.

Fortunately, at this time, Lin Keke ran up to relieve himself.

"Brother-in-law, you help me move something, I can't move it."

Yang Bufan naturally and boldly agreed.

However, those relatives still refused to let Yang Bufan leave, and they all said that they would help Yang Bufan move things.

Yang Bufan politely declined.

He walked into the room with Lin Keke in one breath, and then he breathed a long sigh of relief.

Yang Bufan: "Keke, I have to thank you this time, you have helped me a lot." ”

Lin Keke smiled ambiguously: "Brother-in-law, how are you going to thank me?" ”

Yang Bufan was slightly stunned: "How do you want me to thank you?" ”

Lin Keke hesitated: "Why don't you ...... Let's make a promise. ”

Burst!

Yang Bufan squirted out the water he had just drunk again.

What the hell are you ...... Do you want to tempt Lao Tzu like this!

This little Lori's body is really a fatal temptation to men.

Just looking at it, it's mouthwatering,

If you hook up again, the ghost can stand it!

Of course, Yang Bufan knows very well that the current Lin Keke is actually controlled by a mysterious ghost.

Lin Keke himself would never say such a thing!

He rolled his eyes viciously at Lin Keke.

"Little thing, next time it's like this, Lao Tzu won't find you flowers on the other side."

The mysterious imp sneered: "What kind of decent gentleman is pretending?" Don't say you're not interested in this body. ”

"To tell the truth, King Ben Hades has lived for hundreds of years, and he has seen more Tianzi and country."

"But when I saw this little Lori's body, I still couldn't stop pounding."

As he spoke, Lin Keke's hand touched his chest.

Yang Bufan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

What's so ...... This thing is still a pervert.

Yang Bufan grabbed Lin Keke's hand.

"Bastard, put your hands down."

Lin Keke had no choice but to put down his hand unwillingly.

"Forget it, this Hades won't talk nonsense with you."

"Go and pick up the fan that padded the table legs."

Yang Bufan looked in the direction of Lin Keke's finger,

I found that under one of the legs of the Eight Immortals Table against the wall, there was a dilapidated folding fan.

Yang Bufan frowned: "That broken fan, what do you want it for?" ”

Mysterious imp: "Where is so much nonsense, let you take it." ”

Yang Bufan knew that the fan must be greasy,

So I didn't talk nonsense anymore, and just took out the fan.

A layer of dust fell on the fan, and Yang Bufan blew the dust off it and opened it gently.

It was a folding paper fan, the paper was already dilapidated and yellowed, and even a few holes had been bitten by rats.

On the fan surface, there are three bold and strong characters written with a brush "Eight Yin Fan"!

This old paper fan is estimated to be thrown on the road and no one will pick it up.

But the fact that the mysterious imp cares so much about it is enough to prove that this fan is unusual.

Yang Bufan asked again: "What is the use of this thing?" ”

The mysterious imp whispered, "You breathe dead air up there." ”

He looked suspicious, but he still squirted a dead breath on it.

A magical scene appeared,

The dead air that I sprayed up, as soon as it touched the fan, was violently bounced off.

It's like dropping a drop of water into hot oil, and when the droplet comes into contact with the hot oil, it will burst out violently.

Yang Bufan looked at this fan blankly: "This fan can repel dead air." ”

The mysterious imp looked at the fan with a little horror: "It seems that this fan is indeed a magic weapon?" ”

Yang Bufan frowned: "Magic weapon? The magic weapon used by Taoist priests to fight ghosts on TV? ”

The mysterious imp nodded.

Yang Bufan was broken: "In other words, this fan can fight ghosts?" ”

The mysterious imp nodded again.

Yang Bufan: "That...... If the imp is attached to the person's body, can the fan attack the opponent? ”

Mysterious Imp: "Of course. ”

"This magic weapon is a bit advanced, and it should be left by a certain master."

Yang Bufan's excited hand trembled, and the fan in his hand smashed straight towards Lin Keke.

The mysterious imp was frightened and hurriedly retreated.

"Mixed ...... Bastard, what are you doing? ”

Yang Bufan smiled coldly: "What else can I do, of course I smashed you out of Lin Keke's body." ”

The mysterious little ghost's lungs exploded: "Bastard, you are full of food and kill the cook." ”

"You can still make a face."

"If you dare to do such a disrespectful thing to me during the heyday of this Hades, this Hades will make your soul fly away in minutes."

Yang Bufan: "Where in the world are there so many ifs." ”

"Now, get out of Lin Keke's body, otherwise Lao Tzu will make your soul fly away now."

The mysterious imp was scared: "Okay...... Count you kid as a kind. ”

"But I can't leave her body, I'm weak now, and if I leave the host, I'll be gone."

"If my soul is gone, how do you deal with the ghost in Zhao Lingling's body? The ghost inside her is very powerful! ”

"And I still have a lot of magic weapons on me, you don't want it?"

Yang Bufan was thrilled by what it said.

Naturally, he didn't want the little ghost to fly away,

But it's not a problem to always let it stay in my sister-in-law's body.

Over time, it will have an impact on Lin Cocoa.

So Yang Bufan said: "I won't let you lose your soul." ”

"But you can't stay in Lin Keke's body any longer...... Perhaps, you can find another host. ”

"By the way, how about I recommend two to you. For example, Su Zhongtang, Master Dewang, Da Fei ......"

Mysterious little ghost: "Come on, you, Lao Tzu doesn't stay in a man's body, how disgusting." ”

"Besides, they have a strong yang energy in their body, so it's not suitable for me to stay."

"It's not easy to find a host...... Wait, wait. ”

"I thought of a good place to go."

Yang Bufan immediately asked, "Where?" ”

Mysterious imp: "Life and death are thin, life and death are thin." ”

"Life and death are things in the underworld, and the yin is strong."

"This Yama can be lodged in the Book of Life and Death."

Yang Bufan suddenly became nervous: "You said that you gave me a thin life and death, and you can't regret it." ”

Mysterious imp: "Don't worry, the king of this Hades is full of promises, saying that he will never come back if he gives it to you." ”

"This Hades is just staying inside, and the book of life and death is still yours."

"And this Hades is lodged in the Book of Life and Death, which can not only help you check a person's fortune, but also help you change a person's fortune."

"This is simply killing two birds with one stone, quick, quickly unfold the book of life and death."

Yang Bufan was suddenly overjoyed: "You are staying in the book of life and death, can you really help me change a person's fortune?" ”

Mysterious imp: "Lie to you as a ghost." ”

Yang Bufan: "You were originally a ghost. ”

Mysterious imp: "What nonsense, hurry up and unfold the book of life and death." ”

Yang Bufan hesitated for a moment, and finally cautiously unfolded the life and death book.

In the next second, Lin Keke's figure shook,

An ethereal little ghost figure floated out of Lin Keke's body.

The imp swooped down on the book of life and death.

On the originally blank book of life and death, the figure of a little ghost immediately appeared.

At this time, Lin Keke gradually regained his senses.

Yang Bufan immediately put away the life and death book.

Mysterious imp: "Don't worry, only you and I can see the life and death book, and mortal eyes can't see it." ”

Lin Keke looked around in confusion,

Then he suddenly became nervous: "Sister...... Brother-in-law, how am I in the room? ”

"I just ...... Could it be possessed by imps again? ”

Yang Bufan nodded.

Lin Keke's face turned pale in an instant: "Brother-in-law, you ...... Help me get the imp out. ”

"I don't want that little imp to stay inside me for a moment."

Why didn't Yang Bufan want to "treat" Lin Keke.

But the environment here is too bad, there are people outside,

If it is discovered, it will be a big problem.

He suppressed the impulse in his heart,

Touched Lin Keke's head.

"Coco, don't worry."

"I've suppressed that little imp for the time being, and it won't dare to do anything to you for a while."

"When it's convenient later, my brother-in-law will help you suck the imp out."

Lin Keke also realized that it was indeed "inconvenient" now,

All she could do was let out a frustrated "oh".

Yang Bufan: "Coco, you go to eat first." ”

Lin Keke left in despair.

As soon as she left, Yang Bufan couldn't wait to say to the mysterious ghost.

"Little thing, let me check Lin Zitao's fortune."

The life and death book quickly showed Lin Zitao's life and death fortune.

"Lin Zitao, male, medium fortune. Died on December 25, 2078, died of natural causes. ”

Yang Bufan: "Little thing, help me change Lin Zitao's life and death fortune." ”

Mysterious imp: "The strength of this Hades is now greatly reduced, and he can only change his fortune in a short time. ”

"As for life and death, you find flowers for the king of this Hades, and when the king of this Hades recovers his strength, you will take his life in minutes."

Yang Bufan was slightly disappointed.

But it's okay to affect his fortune in a short period of time.

It was a lesson to him.

Yang Bufan: "Change his fortune." ”

"Let him have bad luck during this time."

Ben Hades: "Ben Hades is as you wish." ”

In the next second, Lin Zitao's fortune on the book of life and death began to change.

"Lin Zitao, male, low-class fortune, died on 2078.12.25, died of natural causes!"

Mysterious imp: "The king of this Hades has limited mana now, so the effect of changing the low-level fortune can only last for one day. ”

"Tomorrow, he'll be medium again."

Yang Bufan nodded.

Although Lin Zitao is bad, he is not guilty of death.

It's okay to make him unlucky for a day.

After that, Yang Bufan observed Lin Zitao,

Look at how "unlucky" Lin Zitao will be today.

Lin Zitao, as the host, has to serve food to the guests.

He brought a pot of fish and gave it to the guests and relatives.

He deliberately wanted to befriend the powerful,

But Liu Delong is too different from him, and he can't climb that high branch.

Du Wei was his best choice.

As a result, as soon as he approached Du Wei with a fish, he suddenly tripped under his feet.

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