What do I mean.

Zhao Banxian said to me, "Isn't this thing obvious? It is estimated that there is a feng shui physiognomist working for the hotel opposite, and the Xinrong Hotel of Zhang Jiahao's boss asked me to make a feng shui pattern, and the other party can't invite people? ”

I thought it was.

Zhao Banxian continued: I'm afraid that I invited a real master, I know a few catties and taels myself, that is, an outsider who can't enter the real yin circle, people will really feng shui yin, it is estimated that the pattern of this mermaid is estimated to be used to gather evil spirits and make array eyes.

I pondered for a moment and asked Zhao Banxian: There are no mermaids there? Is it a feng shui bureau that uses yin spirits?

Zhao Banxian shook his head and said: According to the situation you said, there may really be such a thing, it doesn't come out of thin air, it's hallucinatory and charming, and it can't be so real.

I discussed it with Zhao Banxian.

It's also puzzled, since I can't say why, the head descending master in the yin circle, the gold toucher, and the demon killer, we have all encountered it, and each has its own craftsmanship and ability.

And the feng shui physiognomy is the leader of our yin circle, the first thing that comes to mind when it comes to yin is this, it is the most popular profession throughout the ages, what yin art is opposite people, what is the bottom we don't know, although Zhao Banxian and others are peers, but he can only fur, not real yin arts, and use yin spirits to lay out feng shui.

We're going to make an unannounced visit.

After that, we discussed the policy, and I also talked about what happened to him these days, and Miao Qianqian.

"Fungus? Miao Meizi's ears are fungus? ”

Zhao Banxian stroked his white beard, took the black fungus and looked at it, put on reading glasses and looked up and down, and said, "Is this thing really an ear?" I think it's just a fungus, we are not professionals, why don't we just go to professional people? ”

I said you know someone who is good at this?

Zhao Banxian laughed and said that I was enchanted.

He slapped his thigh and said to me, "Let's go to the dry goods market and find a professional owner who sells fungus, dried scallops, etc., can't we take a look?" ”

I felt that made sense and gave a thumbs up, "I didn't even think of something that simple." ”

In the evening, I went to the Mermaid Hotel to explore the wind, and in the afternoon, Zhao Banxian and I rode a battery car to the dry goods market, found an old woman in a dry goods store, and took out Miao Qianqian's black fungus to see.

"This thing is fungus."

The old woman took it and squinted her eyes, sniffed it with the tip of her nose, and said, "No, it's like a small Ganoderma lucidum, I don't know what it is, it smells like old ginseng, probably a fungal plant between fungus and Ganoderma lucidum, after all, there are mushrooms that look strange." ”

It turns out that Miao Qianqian's ears are really an ear-shaped plant that grows out of the ear hole?

The old woman said with a smile on her face: "Little brother, I think your thing is very interesting, how about I spend a hundred yuan to get it?" 100 yuan to buy a fungus, a lot, people sell it by the pound. ”

I paused for a moment.

Lao Tzu sold it for 10,000 yuan, this old woman is too black-hearted, right?

"Why don't we negotiate the price?" The old woman smiled like a profiteer and said, "I'll tell you, you're worthless!" It's a small black fungus, but it just grows into the shape of an ear, so it's more bizarre, and I want to make a collection. ”

"That's the number!" She gave a hundred and fifty dollars.

I didn't pay attention to her, this is called Hanako, our Xiaoqing wants to eat this ear, I don't give it to her, it's hard to give it to the little white fox, and she can be smart, and smarter, and her IQ has increased to the teenage age of humans.

I left the dry goods market with Zhao Banxian, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Miao Qianqian's brain hole to be so big that she could grow fungus." ”

If you don't have ears, aren't you just small black holes that grow on your head and temples on both sides? Isn't it just a brain hole?

Now I figured it out: Miao Qianqian was born without ears, and her ear piercings will grow fungus on their own?

No wonder her brain is so good, it turns out that her brain is full of fungi.

I know that fungal plants like this are generally born in rotten wood, dark and damp corners, and Miao Qianqian's ears are indeed very damp, so they are fungal culture mediums that can cultivate fungus?

"Zhao Banxian, do you see anything?" I said, "Her ears are really black fungus, torn off, and a black fungus grows again, is she a fungal infection?" Born without ears, grow a fungus to replace the ear, that fungus can listen to the sound of all things? ”

I think it's similar to Xiaoqing's eyelids to see the world.

Fungi are ubiquitous in every corner.

Fungus and mushrooms belong to fungal plants.

Nail fungus and tinea pedis are fungal infections.

Miao Qianqian not only belongs to some kind of bizarre ability, similar to the "spirit nose" like the "fungus", can listen to the sound of plants, from the perspective of modern science, it is a fungal infection, the ear only grows fungus?

"This incident with Miao Meizi is bizarre, no wonder she has been hiding it with us." Zhao Banxian was also surprised, and said: "Don't be afraid, even if it is a fungal infection, it is a harmless fungus, and the fungus is a harmless edible fungus, which grows on Miao Meizi, and there is nothing wrong with it." ”

Zhao Banxian stroked his beard and continued: "Miao Qianqian, a girl who belongs to nature, plants like her very much, and plants like to be with her, so they can grow fungus from their ears, right?" In the ancient sacrifices, this belongs to the holy woman, the kind that sacrifices to the sky, is close to all things and beasts, and is worshiped by the tribe, and has a very high status. ”

I nodded.

Miao Qianqian's ears have the ability to listen to the voice of Wan Lai in this regard, which is also the ear ability of the woman who was originally eaten.

On the way back, I said, "The two of us secretly investigated Miao Qianqian today, don't tell that Nizi, that guy is very sensitive, and he feels that he is different from ordinary people, and he will be unhappy." ”

Zhao Banxian said no problem, her ears are quite replenished, it looks delicious, and it can still be mass-produced.

I was speechless.

After Zhao Banxian and I finished messing with Miao Qianqian, we began to prepare to go to the Mermaid Hotel to have a look.

In the afternoon, we took Xiaoqing and Xiaohu to dinner, rubbed a good meal, thought about it, and made another call to Miao Qianqian to ask her to have a meal, she is more or less half of the staff in our store.

After looking at the time, our group got into Miao Qianqian's Mercedes-Benz car directly and went to a restaurant.

This time, it was a real gathering of employees in our store.

The members of our store are completely complete, plus the little white fox, there are five in total, which is complete.

"Come, let's get together and make our future business bigger and stronger, cheers!" I stood up.

"Cheers!"

"Everyone has wealth together, and money makes money together!"

I touched the cup with a few people next to me, and even the little white fox became more and more spiritual, squeaking, and the two little paws picked up the wine glass and drank it, which was very cute, and the waiter looked at it a few more times, saying that this fox dog was really smart.

This meal, we ate until eight o'clock.

I looked at the time, emptied the meal, and said, "I'm full of food and drink, it's almost time to get to work, let's go, let's go to the mermaid prostitution together, and help the fun." ”

Zhao Banxian was drunk, and also said: "That's not, the taste of a beautiful creature like a mermaid feels like the bliss of the world and the supreme enjoyment of men." ”

"The old lady also went to prostitute mermaids!" Miao Qianqian blushed and screamed, smashed down the wine glass and said, "Just allow you men to prostitute, don't you let me go?" ”

"I'm going too." Xiaoqing was very excited, and the little fox was also squeaking.

With a wave of my hand, I led the team out.

Since there is Zhang Jiahao, the big boss, who pays for it, let's also open a presidential seaview suite and prostitute the legendary mermaid.

As we spoke, we got into Miao Qianqian's Mercedes-Benz car and came to the Mermaid Hotel.

The first floor is very magnificent, all black glass luxury decoration, there are also coral reefs, like an aquarium, surrounded by a circle of water tanks, there are swimming fish and aquatic plants floating in it, like an aquarium, it is a delicate decoration in the ocean style.