Chapter 115: I want to give him a monkey
"Get the hell out of here before I change my mind!"
I said so much, but I couldn't match Lu Zhoucheng's words.
Seeing Liao Yingying crying and running out, I sighed helplessly, "This world is really unfair to women. ”
I'm already by his side, and there are still so many wild bees and butterflies around him, and I can already imagine how colorful my life will be in the future.
Wait, I actually thought about the future, what will I have with him?
"Actually, Secretary Xiao Liao looks pretty good, good-looking, not to mention his figure, and he has a black long straight head of thousands of male dream lovers, much stronger than your sister Yinyin, if you ...... in the future You can think about her. ”
"No ifs!"
Lu Zhoucheng had already put on his coat and pulled me out, "Forget all the messy thoughts in your head, if you dare to run, I'll break your dog's legs!" ”
“……”
was taken home by Lu Zhoucheng and took a bath, and there was finally no milk smell on his body, so he came out wiping his hair and heard Lu Zhoucheng talking to someone.
"Who's coming?"
Seeing Lu Zhoucheng coming in with a large bag of things, he shrugged his nose, and then walked straight towards him, "I seem to smell the smell of braised pork ribs." ”
Lu Zhoucheng smiled when he heard this, and scratched my nose lightly, "The dog's nose is really smart." ”
"You're the dog!"
I wrinkled my nose dissatisfied, but the next second, my attention was attracted by Lu Zhoucheng's fingers.
Every time those fingers opened a lunch box, I swallowed my saliva, and when I finally saw the braised pork ribs, my claws couldn't help but stretch out.
"Ahh
I retracted my hand, covered the back of my red-beaten hand, and stared at the lunch box with two eyes, "My ribs ......"
Seeing my gluttony, Lu Zhoucheng smiled and fed me a piece of ribs with chopsticks, "And said it's not a puppy." ”
I was too busy eating to pay attention to him, so Lu Zhoucheng pulled out a chair for me to sit down, and brought the chicken soup over for me to drink.
Recently, I drank chicken soup every day, and I was about to vomit, and I felt uncomfortable when I smelled the ginseng, so I said with a bitter face: "Lu Zhoucheng, I don't want to drink it." ”
"Gotta drink."
Lu Zhoucheng was like an old mother, scooped a spoonful and fed me, "Husband, feed you, open your mouth." ”
"I don't want to ......"
Forced to take a sip, I felt a little like vomiting, Lu Zhoucheng glanced at his eyes, and casually threatened: "If you dare to spit it out, you will drink this bowl for me." ”
The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, I swallowed the chicken soup, and my brows were about to knot.
Lu Zhoucheng looked at me angrily, "Is it so unpleasant?" ”
I glared at him with my eyes, "You drink it every day?" ”
Lu Zhoucheng was a little weak by my glare, touched his nose and said, "Then next time I'll let them change to something else?" ”
Change your size!
I pointed to my face and said, "Look at me, it's only been a long time since I've been back, my chin is out, and I'm going to be a pig if I eat it again." ”
Lu Zhoucheng pinched my face, "It seems to be a little fatter, it seems that this local chicken soup is still a little useful, next time ......"
And next time?
I hurriedly shouted, "I won't drink chicken soup anymore, Lu Zhoucheng, if you force me again, I, I'll run away from home." ”
However, my threat was useless, because Lu Zhoucheng hesitated for a moment and said, "If you don't want to drink chicken soup, then I'll let them change to something else." ”
“……”
I don't want to drink anything else, okay?
Later, Lu Zhoucheng coaxed and threatened me to drink the bowl of soup.
On the one hand, I have to deal with Lu Zhoucheng, on the other hand, I like pork ribs, and I also ate a big bowl of white rice, and I can't stand up after a meal.
Lu Zhoucheng was very satisfied with my recent appetite and pulled me up from the chair, "I can't just eat without moving, I will go down and walk with you." ”
"I don't want to ......"
Before he finished speaking, he was dragged away, and this person was a dictatorship.
When I went downstairs, I didn't want to go, so I climbed on Lu Zhoucheng's shoulder and climbed up, "I don't want to go, you carry me." ”
Lu Zhoucheng dragged me down, grabbed my hand and said, "I really think of myself as a pig, and I shouted tired before I left." ”
I was dragged around by him, and on the way back I met a neighbor, "Do you guys live here too?" I don't think I've seen you before. ”
Lu Zhoucheng ignored the people, I was in charge of warming up, waved the hand in the sleeve and said, "We just moved over." ”
"I'll just say I haven't seen it before."
The neighbor's eldest sister was very welcoming, pulled me to talk for a while, and invited us to have time to go to her house to play, and I smiled and agreed.
Maybe I laughed for too long, my cheeks were a little sour, and as soon as the eldest sister left, I hurriedly pulled Lu Zhoucheng's hand and put it on my face, "Rub it quickly, it's stiff." ”
Lu Zhoucheng helped me rub my face very well, just rubbing and rubbing, and suddenly lowered his head and kissed him, "Stupid!" ”
"Why are you talking about me again!"
The person who was scolded was unhappy, so he used the question to climb on his back, "Don't go, you carry me back." ”
This time, Lu Zhoucheng didn't drag me down, he walked back with me on his back, and when he passed by the bulletin board, his smiling eyebrows and eyes were reflected on the glass, which was particularly beautiful.
When I returned home, Lu Zhoucheng put me down, and I got into his arms and coquettishly, "Lu Zhoucheng, my legs are sore." ”
Lu Zhoucheng wrapped me in his coat and rubbed his head against my nose, "You want me to carry you in?" ”
I shook my head, leaned into his arms and asked, "Lu Zhoucheng, what do you like about me?" ”
"Who knows?"
Lu Zhoucheng looked down at me and looked at me very carefully, "I look average, I don't have a good temper, and I always like to make me angry......"
I've never seen such a bully!
Before he could finish speaking, I stepped on it, "Find your little lover!" ”
Lu Zhoucheng pulled me back, rubbed my waist and said, "Don't let people say anything about their bad temper, do you believe it?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I wanted to be crooked, and pushed him with a red face.
I don't blame me, it's mainly that someone has a head full of colored waste, and after being with him for a long time, it will inevitably be affected.
After taking a shower, I sat on the bed and called Zhu Jing, she said that Liu Zhiheng had already sent her and Xiaohua's things over, so I didn't have to worry.
When I heard that she was looking for a house, I said that if I went back to my hometown with me, my mother would have wanted a granddaughter for a long time.
Zhu Jing said: "Isn't it ready-made in your stomach?" ”
I said, "Come on, you know it's fake." ”
"Then make it real!" Zhu Jing said half-jokingly, "I think your family Mr. Lu is good to you, so I just gave birth to him." ”
"Then you have to be born!"
After listening to my words, Zhu Jing smiled and said, "What, I don't want to run now?" ”
I woke up suddenly, only to find that the past few days have been so comfortable that I have almost forgotten the purpose of staying.
When Lu Zhoucheng came in, I was holding the pillow in a daze.
"Little fool, you're back to your soul."
The pillow was taken away, and I looked up at Lu Zhoucheng, "You're done!" ”
"Hmm."
Lu Zhoucheng rubbed my head, "Why don't you sleep so late, what do you think about so obsessed?" ”
As soon as I wanted to speak, Lu Zhoucheng pinched my lips, "Don't mention that name again, otherwise you won't want to sleep tonight." ”
My eyes bent, I took his hand away and said, "Lu Zhoucheng, what do you like about me?" ”
"Does bullying you count?"
The answer he didn't get just now, now he gave it to me, but it wasn't satisfactory.
If I knew it, I wouldn't have asked, at least I could still have illusions in my heart.
Pushing away the pig with the cabbage arched on my chest, I pulled the quilt with a black face, "I'm going to sleep, you stay away from me." ”
Lu Zhoucheng tried to drill into the quilt but failed, and put on a charming and bewitching posture with his chin in his hand, "Wife, are you going to let me sleep like this?" ”
Every day in front of this appearance, I am somewhat immune, so I simply close my eyes and pretend to be dead.
Sleep how you like, don't bother me!
Lu Zhoucheng is obviously very confident in his appearance, who knows that I don't look at him at all, so I lifted the quilt in annoyance.
"You dare to ignore me!"
I was annoyed by him, and opened my eyes and glared at him, "If you don't ignore you, are you waiting for you to bully?" ”
I don't know where this sentence hit Lu Zhoucheng's laughter, he ravaged my face and said: "I only bullied you if I like it, who else have you seen me bully?" ”
I said in my heart, Uncle Lu, your hobby is really different, and a trace of sweetness just appeared in my heart, and then I sat up from the bed suddenly.
"Whew......"
Lu Zhoucheng's jaw was bumped by me, and he yelled at me with red eyes, "What are you doing!" ”
Seeing the frightened expression on my face, Lu Zhoucheng stopped roaring and looked at me with a frown, "What kind of expression are you?" What the hell? ”
I said, "Lu Zhoucheng, you shouldn't be bisexual!" ”
Burst!
Lu Zhoucheng looked like he was about to vomit blood, and his fingers hit me the head, "Can the brain hole be opened bigger?" ”
"Pain, pain, pain, ......"
I covered my head and shrank back, "You said you liked it before you bullied, you bullied the rest of your life every day, don't you like him?" Say, are you worried about other people's chrysanthemums? ”
"Chrysanthemum, chrysanthemum?"
Uncle Lu didn't want to vomit blood this time, he was going to vomit.
Seeing that he said that he wanted to give me a good look, I was so frightened that I got up and ran, but I almost didn't fall out of bed with a deep foot and a shallow foot.
Later, I still didn't escape, I was pressed on the leg by Uncle Lu for domestic violence, and I was hit on the ass several times, and the picture was simply embarrassing.
It's a beast!
After a beating, I was much more honest, shrunk under the quilt and showed my head, and only used my eyes to accuse someone: Bastard, you actually spanked me!
If it weren't for the child in my belly, Lu Zhoucheng was afraid that he wouldn't let me go so easily.
Lu Zhoucheng didn't feel ashamed at all after the domestic violence, turned off the light and pulled me into his arms.
I thought he hadn't beaten enough, so I hurriedly covered my ass, "Lu Zhoucheng, you're enough!" Rabbits bite when they're in a hurry! ”
Lu Zhoucheng took my hand down, couldn't help but smile and said, "I'm afraid!" Let's see if you dare to talk nonsense next time. ”
I'm afraid of you're a dead man!
Obviously, you didn't say it clearly, but you actually blamed me, and I was beaten for some reason, I was wronged!