Chapter 42: Painted Skin
"Hey, what is this?" Wu Mingcai had a strange feeling when he took the Shanhaijing into his hand, as if the Shanhaijing wanted to tell him something.
Wu Ming tried to input his only spiritual power into the mountain and sea mirror, and the voice in the mountain and sea mirror came into his ears impatiently: "The person who has the mountain and sea mirror can collect the spirits of all things and shuttle from all walks of life!"
"Damn, if you don't say it earlier, you don't have to replenish your spiritual power, how hard it is, and I have thought of so many ways to break it, it's just a sun!"
Wu Ming hurriedly told everyone about the situation that the mountain and sea mirror can shuttle from all walks of life.
"Didn't you say it sooner?" Director Tyrannosaurus complained.
"Didn't I just know it, this mirror is very arrogant, just told me!"
In a burst of white light, everyone appeared in a cornfield, and the gasps of a man and a woman could be faintly heard.
"Amitabha! The Buddha doesn't move, I don't move" The monk meditated on the spot, and there seemed to be a hint of blush on his face.
"Hey, the little monk is still shy, and the six roots of the junior brother are not clean!" The spirit smiled and touched the head of the fallen monk, and the fallen monk desperately avoided it, and the spirit almost fell on the body of the fallen monk in the end.
"Amitabha, senior sister, please respect yourself!" The monk simply stood up, closed his eyes with his back to the spirit, and began to pluck the Buddhist beads and began to chant the scriptures.
"Yo, I forgot there's a boy chicken here!" Lingmei gently swiped his index finger on Wu Ming's chin, and drank a mouthful of the aroma of Rulan, Wu Ming's face was immediately red. Lingwei didn't seem to want to let go of Wu Ming, and licked his finger to his mouth.
"Senior sister is ashamed, don't touch Brother Wu Ming!" The music pulled Wu Ming over, and made a face at Wu Mingzhi.
The spirit found it boring and looked at the director of the tyrannosaurus.
Director Tyrannosaurus rolled his eyes at Senior Sister Lingmei and said innocently: "Senior Sister, let me go, I have phobia when I see you, and I will not be interested in women if I continue like this!" ”
"Senior Sister Lingmei, Uncle Ben likes this tune, come and help Uncle Ben tickle it!" Uncle Dog had a cheap expression on his face.
"the old lady!"
The spirit flew up and kicked Uncle Dog away, then clapped his hands and shouted wildly into the cornfield: "Listen to the man inside, you have aroused Miss Ben's interest, hurry up and fight Miss Ben for three hundred rounds!" ”
Wu Ming almost didn't stand firm and fell, this woman is really tough.
The sound of dressing was immediately remembered in the cornfield, and after a while a man and a woman came out.
Wu Ming found that the cross-eyed dream was not the cross-eyed himself, and it was probably the man who abducted the cross-eye's wife. The man walked in front, looking average, and his muscles were full of explosiveness. The young woman who sneaks behind the man in the back is also good-looking, and the important thing is that her body is extremely hot.
"Who are you? Dare to do bad things? Are you impatient? After that, his fists squeaked and creaked, thinking about Wu Ming, they were coming.
"Pretty boy, your muscles are so strong, you look so good!" The spirit twisted her waist and came to the muscular man, gently swiping her green white jade fingers on the man's exposed chest.
"Who are you, little girl, I like you too, uncle!" The muscular man picked up the ghost's chin with his fingers, carefully examined her charming little face, and with the other hand, he didn't forget to caress the spirit's plump buttocks, and pinched it, and a burst of greedy desire burst out in his eyes.
Wu Ming only felt a chill in his heart for a moment, his heart seemed to be dripping blood, and in an instant, his heart was pierced by thousands of steel needles, and then he was grabbed in his hand and rubbed and rubbed. Senior Sister Lingmei actually likes muscular men, and she was pinched by that guy and didn't resist!
Xiaomei saw Wu Ming's face that turned pale for a moment, as if she thought of something, and her face became dark in an instant.
Director Tyrannosaurus also seemed to understand something, walked over and patted Wu Ming and Xiaomei with both hands respectively, and said with a smile: "The show is about to begin!" ”
"I rely on your mother, and my mother's tofu also dares to eat, my mother, I hate the man of the water-based poplar the most!" The spirit flew up with a kick, and it actually stirred up a huge gust of wind, and the muscular man was kicked upside down and flew out, crushing a large piece of corn stalks, and then his head fell to the corn field, and he couldn't live when he saw it, which shows the power of that kick.
Director Tyrannosaurus had an expression that I didn't expect.
"Amitabha! There is a knife on the head of the color word, the Buddha does not deceive me! The fallen monk clasped his hands together and said loudly.
"When did the Buddha say that? You monk is more illiterate than I am! Director Tyrannosaurus ran to the monk's side.
"I said you don't have to tear your face with me, do you?" Lingmei looked at the charming young woman opposite with a playful face.
"Hahaha, it's not a loss to be the little princess of the succubus clan, she recognized me so quickly!" I saw that the young woman began to tear at her face, and in a moment a blue-skinned monster appeared, covered with fur and horns, with angry eyes, full of fangs, carrying a steel fork, and a pair of wings on its back.
"Sure enough, it's you who painted the skin! You actually dare to mutilate human beings, aren't you afraid of the Demon Emperor's punishment? ”
"I'm afraid, why am I not afraid, hahaha, but now, why should I be afraid of a dead person? Demon Emperor! The Demon Emperor had already died, and he still died under the joint plot of the Five Heavenly Emperors who were hypocritically benevolent and false. It was because the idiot of the Demon Emperor believed in the nonsense of the Five Heavenly Emperors and concluded a peaceful alliance that led to the decline of our demon clan, but in the end, he himself was also killed by the Five Heavenly Emperors! Hahaha, he's just a joke, he just laughs at me! Painted Skin laughed and trembled.
"You liar, I don't believe you! The Demon Emperor won't die! The spirit seemed to be deeply affected, and the whole person collapsed to the ground.
When Wu Ming saw this scene, his heart ached again, and he was hit again!
"I advise you not to be sentimental, even if the Demon Emperor is not dead, he will not take a fancy to you as a little succubus, and you are still a little mongrel!"
"What do you say? Die! The spirit seemed to be on fire, and it jumped up violently, slamming its fist into the painted skin.
"Damn, I'm such an idiot, why do you want to mess with the giant girl of the succubus clan's alternative perverted freak!" The painting skin wailed and was smashed to the ground from the air by the spirit, and one of his wings was broken, hanging behind his back, looking extremely embarrassed.
The painting skin limped out of the cornfield, only to be kicked in the face by the ghost, kicking off a mouth full of fangs.
"Bian Que, that old guy is really good at bragging, and said how awesome the dream world is, you see that the light and spirit are abusing each other by themselves, it's unbearable!" The Tyrannosaurus Director pointed to the spirit who was still beating the painted skin.
"Amitabha, the Buddha once said that only villains and women are difficult to raise!"
"You stinky monk is really illiterate, what does this obviously make Confucius say, what does it have to do with your Buddha?" Director Tyrannosaurus finally caught the evidence of the monk's nonsense.
"Miss Spirit, spare me! I'm never coming to earth again! "Painted skin lying on the ground kowtowing to the spirit and begging for mercy, that one is called miserable, with a purple face and a black face
, the head is full of bags and some of the Buddha's head is a fight, the teeth are also broken, the horns on the head are broken, and the steel fork has become crooked.
"Didn't you say that I wasn't worthy of the Demon Emperor?"
"Miss Lingmei is naturally beautiful, gentle and virtuous, and she is a natural pair with the Demon Emperor!" Painted skin, a handful of snot, a handful of tears kowtow and beg for mercy.
"Didn't you say I'm a little bastard?"
"Miss Lingmei is a fine royal bloodline, her mother is a demon royalty, and her father is a human hero, which is simply an excellent improved breed!"
"Bah, you're the improved breed!" The spirit kicked the paint skin away again.
The painting skin pumped his big mouth, how cheap this mouth is, always talking nonsense, saying the wrong thing.
"Grandma Ling, please be a lot of adults, spare the small ones!" Paintskin lay on the ground and pleaded.
"Okay, don't act like you, aren't you still addicted to acting?" Suddenly, a loud male voice came from the sky.
"Got it, sir!" The painting skin returned to its original state in an instant, and flew behind the man.