Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Dirt
Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Dirt
At this time, my heart trembled with fear, looking at the thousands of ghost soldiers and ghost generals below, and the sound of neat shouts and killings was deafening, I finally knew what a war machine was. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Lao Hei and I didn't dare to make any moves at this time, because we found that there were many soldiers similar to spies below at this time, constantly searching around. Moreover, the general wearing the iron helmet closest to us was also constantly looking in our direction at this time, as if he had noticed that we were wrong here, and he was a little vigilant.
Lao Hei also seemed to see that something was wrong, and whispered in my ear, "I guess we have not been discovered, why does that Scarface always look at us here, I guess it will be discovered at the slightest disturbance." ”
"You think people are straw bales! After all, he is a soldier who has been a soldier, and this little bit of awareness is absolutely there, and he is also a hero when he dies! What to do now, we can't advance, and we will be found when we retreat. If we are caught by these ghost soldiers, we will die. ”
"Don't worry, I have a method, I've heard people say it before. These ghosts are all identified by yang energy, and because these ghosts do not have yang energy, it is easy to find us. At this point, we weren't spotted because of the weeds around us, but it was only a matter of time before we were discovered. But I have a dirt trick here, and I've been told about it before. It is said that as long as the mud is wiped from our body, so that these ghosts will not find out about us, and they will not know whether it is true or false. Lao Hei said.
"What time is it now, and where can I find a place to experiment? Whether it's right or not, live or die to see if the person telling you is telling the truth. "When I was discussing the problem with Lao Hei here, some spies on the other side had already started to walk towards our position.
Lao Hei and I had no water on us at this time, and Basket Shan was also unconscious. We had to take local materials, quickly get some saliva mixed with the soil under our bodies, and wiped them on our ears and nostrils. But when we plugged all the holes in the top of our heads, the soldiers were still heading towards our position.
"Is it the person who told you that lied to you! How it doesn't work. I said to the old black.
Lao Hei also wondered, why didn't it work? But this guy is also clever, and suddenly half-squatted and took off his pants. I don't know what this guy is going to do, if he wants to run naked before he dies in front of everyone's eyes. I saw this guy take a handful of dirt and wipe it on the back of his buttocks, and said in his mouth, "What are you looking at, wait to see the ghost soldiers on the other side sing a big show, hurry up and do it." ”
I slapped my forehead, and this guy could really think of it. But at this time, I was not in the mood to joke, so I hurriedly followed the old black method, but when it was time to smear the basket, my heart began to drum. A white and pure yellow flower girl, if I touch her body like this, won't I defile others.
My tangled mood at this time seemed to be seen by Lao Hei, "Don't ink, I'll turn my back." You hurry up, you two are discerning people who can see your relationship, and you are about to get the certificate. If you don't care about this thing, hurry up whether reputation is important or life is important, hurry up! It's getting closer. Lao Hei's voice kept lowering, because he found that if he spoke now, the ambulance would be instantly discovered by the ghost soldiers below.
I didn't dare to dwell on the problem at this time, so I quickly smeared the position of the seven holes for Basket Shan, including the bottom, when I finished it. These soldiers, who were constantly loading dirt bags, were suddenly like headless flies without direction. Immediately stopped in place, and was later shouted by the previous general, and then returned to the original position. Lao Hei and I were scared into a cold sweat, but at least we escaped. Although no ghost soldiers came to us again, we didn't dare to make any moves, so we stayed all night. When the sun rose, I noticed that in the camp of the ghost soldiers, a huge gate suddenly appeared, and I looked at it closely.
I saw that this giant gate was made of black coffins, and the appearance and patterns on it seemed to have a lot of similarities with the door of the previous tomb, and the ghost soldiers saw this giant door, under the command of the ghost general, they walked in in an orderly manner. When all the ghosts are gone, the gate closes and disappears. At this time, Lao Hei and I were able to breathe a sigh of relief, and finally walked away from the ghost gate and came back alive.
At this time, Lao Hei and I were no longer in the mood to take a bath, and quickly returned to the previous village. But to my surprise and Lao Hei, the people in this village are very kind, and when they heard the repertoire that Lao Hei and I made up (lost on the mountain), the village names were very enthusiastic and specially prepared a lot of food to entertain us. Under the leadership of the village party secretary, he kept asking us, "Under the leadership of Chairman Mao and his old man, have we won the War of Resistance?" ”
I really didn't expect that this is still an isolated village, at this time, Lao Hei appeared very when, this guy is very good-mouthed, "Under the leadership of Chairman Mao, we defeated the fascists, defeated the Japanese devils, and now it is the upsurge of reform and opening up, we began to run for the four modernizations, and run for the well-off." Society is getting old. ”
I'm afraid that this guy's mouth is not tight, I see that the old branch secretary seems to be a little confused, and he doesn't know the meaning of what Lao Hei said now, and I'm also afraid that Lao Hei "When I say the news of Chairman Mao's death, the old branch secretary can't listen to it, and we are sinners through the ages." ”
I hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense, eat quickly, so much food can't stop your mouth." "The old black and I devoured everything we had eaten, and since we had not had much rest for many days in the night, we were in the village for three days. Although the villagers were very kind to us, I was worried about the situation of Basket Shan, so I left the village first. I never met Lao Hei again, and this guy didn't have any contact information. After being treated in many big hospitals, although she came to her senses, she was already delirious at this time, and she had a big mental problem.
In this way, we listened to the story of the old pedant, and the three of us had a lot of questions in our hearts, but at this time we saw the appearance of the old pedant. He crossed his arms and looked out the window as if his mind had returned to the past, and we were embarrassed to disturb him, so I asked Mei Niang to take care of the old pedant, and Lao Hei and I took the time to walk to the junction in front of the car and go to smoke.
"I think this guy is so wicked! How come there are so many strange things in the tomb!" Lao Quan said after taking a deep breath of his cigarette.
"Hey! There are many things that we don't know, such as if it weren't for us, where in this world would anyone else be able to believe that there are ghosts and spells in the world. People who have never entered the door can only imagine our world out of thin air, but they don't understand it at all. It's like we don't understand old pedants now, but if we really want to go to the tomb, we really have to listen to the old pedants, even if we don't know how high our kung fu is, we can't stop the kitchen knife! I sighed.
Listening to the sound of the train's whistle, I also fell into deep thought, lamenting the tragic life of the old pedant.