"Have you heard that there are water monsters in that big river to the west?"

"I've seen it with my own eyes, it's a basilisk. The husband of the widow's family in the east of our village was eaten by the basilisk! "A foot-picking uncle was picking his feet at a roadside stall while burping.

"Return the king's widow, the king's widow has a husband, so is it called the king's widow?" The cross-eyed next to him said sarcastically.

"It's because the husband of the widow was eaten by the snake that she became the widow of the king!" Uncle Picky Foot explained like a strong word.

"Come Brother Li, don't be angry! Ignore the cockfight, tell us what the basilisk in the water is all about? A middle-aged man with glasses and Brother Li, an uncle who picks his feet, hooked his shoulders and backs, and a few people who were drinking and skewering at roadside stalls also gathered around to pat Brother Li's ass as if they were very interested in this matter!

This Brother Li looked proud, gave a thumbs up to the cross-eyed pen, and pointed at himself. Then he said: "Don't be unconvinced, you fighting chicken, I don't know if that snake-headed monster eats people or not, but that monster buddy has really seen it!"

Brother Li snorted his tongue and spewed wine, but a group of drinking friends didn't care at all.

"That night, I carried my battery, well, the battery that was better than the battery of your little hairy family!" Brother Li patted the bald middle-aged man on the side.

"Yes, yes, Brother Li's battery is very good! That's pretty good! The balding middle-aged man gave a thumbs up nonchalantly.

"I just like it when you tell the truth like this," Brother Li patted the bald middle-aged man's head again

"Anyway, where did I just say?" Brother Li squinted his drunken eyes, and his face was red like a monkey's buttocks.

"Say you're awesome with your batteries!" The people around laughed, and it is estimated that the enthusiasm for hearing this matter did not like to watch this Brother Li amused!

"Anyway, my battery is very good, I drank a little wine that night, and then carried my battery out to electric fish!" Brother Li seemed to have entered a state and began to recall

"It was a little dark, so I brought a miner's lamp, the kind that I had strapped to my head. I was lucky that night, and in less than half an hour I had half a bucket of fish in the ditch in the field. I happened to be on the edge of the big river to the west, and I was going to go home along the river, which you know was a wild river, and there was no one to contract it, so I didn't steal fish! Brother Li turned his head to look at everyone

"Yes, yes, I didn't steal the fish." Everyone hurriedly replied, and someone gave Brother Li a cigarette and lit it.

"Whew!" Brother Li took a deep puff of his cigarette, reveled in it for a while before exhaling a smoke ring, and then continued: "I remember when I looked up and saw the moon hanging in the sky, the moon was not white, it looked blood-red, and I don't know if it was really a red moon or I was drunk!"

"You mean the day the moon was red? That day I also saw that the moon in the sky was indeed red! Cross-eyed also proved that it seemed that seeing the red moon was glorious, and the people around him also said that they had seen the red moon one day.

"Don't interrupt, listen to me!" Brother Li seemed a little unhappy, and everyone stopped and listened to Brother Li seriously.

"I was hooked up on a big black fish, and I was happily using a net to catch it in a bucket. Then I heard a baby crying. I was thinking, which immoral person stretched out the child and didn't throw it to the river. Then what kind of person is my Lao Li, of course I have to pick it up and raise it, I can't starve the child if I have a mouthful!"

"You can't support yourself, and you still have children!" Cross-eyed said with disdain, and everyone laughed too.

"What's wrong with the life you raised, it's not for someone else, I don't know whose head is green, and my wife and people ran away!" Brother Li also seemed to be a little annoyed, and directly and viciously revealed the pain of others.

"You!" Dou cross-eyed glared at Lao Li angrily, and then stretched out his finger to Lao Li for a long time, and finally didn't say anything, but he sat down in silence and drank several glasses of beer in a row.

Brother Li also seemed to feel that he was too much, sighed and continued: "Brother Tian Ji, I'm sorry for me, I." I'm sorry! Brother Li slapped himself a few big mouths, "Look at my stinky mouth!" ”

"It's not your fault! It's that damn woman's fault, I'm going to make her regret it! The two cross-eyed eyes seemed to be better for a moment, but there was a hint of ruthlessness in the bottom of the eyes.

Everyone drank again, and the anger that had just cooled down because of embarrassment became warm again, and everyone asked Lao Li to continue to talk about the fact that he saw the basilisk.

Lao Li cleared his throat and continued: "At that time, I heard the baby's cry, and I thought about going over to have a look, so I turned on my miner's lamp. This is a snow bright, and it can illuminate a large area in front of it at once. I walked in the direction of the sound, and you know what I saw? ”

"What do you see?" Everyone answered

"It's so fucking horrible, I see two big snakes as thick as the piers, as if they are entwined! That cry came from the mouth of the serpent! ”

"At that time, I was drunk, and I saw that it should be a big snake swallowing a child, so I took the battery of the electric fish to call the snake, hoping that it could vomit out the child who ate it!" Lao Li held two chopsticks and gestured at the time.

"Now I think about it in a cold sweat, such a big snake ate me in one bite! But I took the battery of an electric fish to power it. But finally the ancestors blessed, the big snake was very afraid of the battery, and as soon as I got into the water, the thing ran away quickly. But it was so big, the waves it stirred up when it escaped splashed directly on me, and as a result, the battery leaked and I was numb for a while, and I almost gave up on the shore. If I did, I'd be the only joke in our district where I've been electrocuted! Lao Li had a happy expression on his face.

"The next day, I woke up and was scared for a day, and finally I really felt that something was wrong and called the police! As a result, the child was not found, and the public security bureau went there to find the body of Wang's widow's husband! But it's strange to say that Widow Wang has been a widow for so many years, and her husband's body has only been found, and it seems that he has only recently died, and I heard that the body is still soft! The most exaggerated thing is that there is no head......"

"Are you saying they're telling the truth?" Wu Ming, who was at the next table, lowered his head and stroked the skewers, and asked vaguely with something in his mouth. He really didn't dare to look up, because his senior sister Lingphant, who was obsessed with death, was sitting opposite and eating a grilled sausage in small bites, and licking her lips from time to time, it felt crazy!

"According to the poor monk, there may be a ghost in this river to the west!" The fallen monk should also wear a red casual dress and a hat. Otherwise, his big red robe and a big bald head are too eye-catching! However, perhaps out of his love for the color of the robe, he was very resolute in shouting a red casual suit, and there were several exaggerated yellow characters on the back, "Red Lotus Karma Fire". Anyway, Wu Ming felt that he was a super invincible non-mainstream!

"I think it's two snake spirits!" The music covered his mouth and whispered, but the little golden bell on his wrist jingled.

"Don't guess, we'll find out when we go and see it at night?" Lingmei's face was lazy.

"Why don't you go during the day?" Wu Ming protested quietly, because he didn't have any skills, and he was the most afraid of this kind of thing.

"You came to my room that night, head Wu Ming!" Lingmei threw a wink at Wu Ming, so frightened that Wu Ming hurriedly poured a glass of beer to suppress the shock.

"That's right! Let's go at night, and the demons and monsters will come out at night! It's useless to go during the day! Wu Ming grabbed white for a while, as if he was hiding his embarrassment!