Things are confusing.

Ms. Dong likes to experience the flavors of life.

She dealt with all kinds of men who looked right in the eye, lived together for seven months, experienced each other's lives, taught teachers, painters, glamorous men, and even these two tomb robbers, the head lowering teacher.

And right now, she's dead.

thought it would end with Miss Dong's death, but after all, it had been made into a human head urinal.....

However, the current seven-month deadline is very sensitive.

Miao Qianqian sweated on her forehead and said, "This number is too sensitive, it can't be that you want to experience the experience of being a urinal for seven months, right?" ”

"I don't think there's anyone who hasn't volunteered to make urinals and make people urinate on themselves, right?" I was not calm in my heart, and said: "She is really dead, and she can't help herself, so she was made into a cruel and disgusting urinal by Guo Guli for people to pee, and it is not voluntary, it is over." ”

"Yes, yes!"

Xiao Qing'er hurriedly said: "Everyone is dead, that legendary powerful young lady is very beautiful, her soul is very beautiful, and the beauty that emanates from her heart!" can make countless men obsessed with her, but she can no longer travel around and experience life again. ”

Indeed it is! I nodded and sighed slowly.

Suddenly, Miao Qianqian said: "You say, if that Miss Dong is still alive, who will she come to next after she has experienced being a head urinal?" Grave robbers, head bearers, and then who? ”

She said as she looked at me, and she meant that the next one would be a tattoo artist.

I touched my nose and said, "Okay, don't disgust me, everyone is dead, everyone has been beheaded, made into urinals, and can you continue to travel the world?" It's outrageous, it's gone! People die like lights go out, and there is nothing left! ”

After I finished speaking, I looked at Hua Haoye next to me.

This head descending master who can fly and descend is the first peer I really met in the Yin circle.

It's just different from me, it's not me who has just entered the yin industry, people open the door to take over the murder business, and they are still doing the business of lowering their heads, and they are old rivers and lakes.

Hua Haoye took a deep look at me, took out a bag of Yuxi from his pocket, handed me one, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you are not bad, the name of the old man Cheng Xun, I heard my master talk about it when I was a child.... Admire! You ruined my business, I originally wanted to settle this account, but this matter in front of me will settle the grievances between me and my senior brother for a short time, and visit me another day to talk about our affairs. ”

I nodded and said okay.

Hua Haoye continued: "If there is any news about my senior brother, please tell me as soon as possible, he loves Miss Dong deeply, gives everything he has crazy, and is willing to do anything for that Miss Dong, my senior brother's personality is too extreme, I am afraid that some bad things will happen." ”

I said no problem.

I think it's quite pitiful, squeezing men dry, it's very perverted, but it's not to the point of any heinous crime, it's just his love..... It's too deep, crazy for love.

Then, Hua Haoye left.

Peng Xionghua was very excited, and hurriedly came over to shake hands with me, and said loudly: "Mr. Cheng You, thank you!" Thank you so much! It turns out that there are demons at work! Drained the men of our entire youth apartment! ”

After a wave of polite words, he took out his mobile phone and excitedly transferred 50,000 yuan to me, I confirmed that there was no problem, and the business was done.

Actually, it's not complicated, it's just.... Disgusted a little.

Unexpectedly, there is still this strange human head urinal yin technique in this world, there is nothing strange in the world, and I also heard the most beautiful female legend in the world: Miss Dong.

"We're done with our work, let's go back." I say.

Miao Qianqian said yes, and then drove me and Xiaoqing back to the tattoo parlor, and at night, Xiaoqing'er jumped out of the car and said, "Little brother, why do you have to send us back every time this aunt, we only have that short battery car." ”

It's just a little bit.

I touched my head, what adjective, this little girl is afraid that she has been taught badly, she is ashamed, she made another 50,000 yuan tonight, and when she has money, she really wants to get a car.

Miao Qianqian's eyes widened and said, "Xiaoqing, call me aunt again, I won't bring you back next time, and let you be in the company of those perverted apartment men." ”

Xiao Qing'er was frightened all of a sudden, and said "Aunt Pervert".

"Leave, go home and go to bed when it's dark, you're all stunned, almost made a urinal to pee on a man, and it's still beating so much, how wide your heart is." I couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly drove away the crooked Miao Qianqian.

Then I looked at the time, and it was past twelve o'clock.

I went to the toilet and turned on the water heater, bathed and slept Xiao Qing'er, and then it was my turn to wash, after Xiao Qing'er jumped up and took her clothes in, I sat on the cash register at the head of the store, thinking.

The head of the night pot, the degree of nausea does not matter for the time being.

And that Miss Dong....... Is there really such a beautiful person in this world?

General beauty refers to the beauty of appearance, and there are many people with this kind of beauty now, after all, the plastic surgery industry is developed, and ugly women can be made into stunning beauties, but is that really beautiful?

I don't think so.

The real beauty is the beauty of the heart, in layman's terms, temperament, temperament beauty, that is a kind of aura.

"It is difficult for a person's simple beauty to make all men crazy and fascinated, it can only be the beauty that exudes from the heart, and Miss Dong's personality charm may be the beauty of the soul temperament to a certain limit.... Is it the beauty of the soul? Or the soul radiates outward? ”

I guessed to myself.

I don't know if I guessed wrong, but I suddenly remembered the spiritual nose of the policewoman, if I could smell the smell of Miss Dong's soul, what would it smell like?

But in front of me, I don't know, this is another strange business, people's external beauty and inner beauty, a person, can really be beautiful to the extent of harming the country and the people.....

When I thought of this, I suddenly turned on my phone and played the song Miss Dong.

"So none of those may be true.... Miss Dong... You're not a female classmate without a story... Fall in love with a wild horse.... But I don't have a prairie at home. ”

Melodious music, in the hazy night, into the distance.

Soon, a customer who walked slowly and leisurely stopped at the door of the store, and gently echoed the singing, "Miss Dong... You extinguished the smoke .. Speaking of the past... You said that the first half of your life would be like this... There's still tomorrow. ”

The one who sings is a complete eccentric.

She has the delicate head of a woman, but she has the muscular body of a man.

At that end, it was a woman I had just seen, very beautiful and exquisite, and a teapot Miss Dong.

And below the neck, there is a man's body, with a strong body, which I instantly recognized at a glance, it was the previous bar handle who touched gold in the tomb robbery circle, Guo Guli.

This weirdo.

There is Miss Dong's head.

There is Guo Guli's body.

And like a woman's head, forcibly sewn and mounted on a man's body, and such a picture, I have seen it more than once:

Human head lanterns.

Flying down, the human head lantern flew up, and it was covered by another person's head, and this is the picture.

"It's clear, it's pretending to leave.... Kill another carbine! A fine and dense cold sweat broke out on my forehead, and I turned my head to look at Xiao Qing'er, who was taking a bath in the toilet in the store.

I turned my head abruptly again, looked at the woman with a shocked face, and said hoarsely, "I see, I should have thought of it.... You have been with Hua Haoye for more than half a year, and you have long learned the craft of flying head and making a head lantern, you have experienced enough of the head urinal for seven months, and then taught Guo Guli to change his head urinal into a head lantern, and then put it on his head? ”

I was silent in vain.

I calmly looked at the man with a lantern with a beautiful head in front of me, and suddenly understood the true meaning, everyone was robbed of a part of their body after Miss Dong left.

Volunteer teachers donate their hearts.

The down-and-out painter dedicates his ten fingers.

Hua Haoye gave his ribs.

Guo Guli accompanied Miss Dong's departure, he didn't have a part of his body taken away, and I finally knew it in front of me..... He was taken from his head, his head .... I have already made an appointment.

Miss Dong, she is really experiencing the urinals that pee on men for seven months, and then put her head on someone else's head... Successfully resurrected.

"I was already dead, it wasn't my initiative, it was he who was willing to give his body to me, Mr. Cheng You, we officially met for the first time, please take care of me....."

The woman lit a cigarette.

She slowly swallowed the ashes of her cigarette, her deep eyes had incomparable charm, beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful that she was short of breath, she walked into the store and showed a thrilling smile: "Cheng You, I like you, I am deeply in love with you, can I be your woman, may I ask..... Can I be your assistant to the tattoo artist. ”