As a stinky fortune teller, the order of the zodiac must be remembered!

If I can't even remember this, how can I mess up?

Therefore, the task given to me by Wei Xu is very simple and easy to complete.

I followed what Wei Xu said and arranged the twelve zodiac signs in a row.

"It's all set, you can get started!" I smiled at Wei Xu.

"The ghost spirit in this place is quite strong, but I don't know if there are ghosts." Wei Xuan took out a handful of candles, handed them to me, and said, "Light a seven-star lantern!" ”

"Seven candles are seven candles! Talk to me about the Seven Star Lantern. I gave Wei Xuan a roll of his eyes. Asked: "How do you plug it in after ordering?" ”

"Since it's a seven-star lamp, of course it has to be plugged in according to the orientation of the Big Dipper." Wei Xuan paused and said, "After the seven-star lamp is lit, it can't be extinguished!" If it is destroyed. The three of us have to be like Zhuge Kongming, the lights go out and people die. ”

"The lights go out?" Ai Xiaochan glared at Wei Xuan with some disdain and said, "Is it so exaggerated?" ”

"It's not an exaggeration." Wei Xuan looked at Ai Xiaochan speechlessly, and said, "We Taoist priests deal with ghost things. To put it mildly, it's playing with your life. It is precisely because of the danger, or even the complete struggle for life, that the price is so high. For the sake of a person who is not related to him. Five million let you fight with your life, are you willing? ”

"I'm sorry!"

Seeing that Wei Xu's words were full of emotion, Ai Xiaochan should have been a little moved by what he said, so she apologized to Wei Xu very embarrassed.

"Xiaodao, I originally ate this bowl of rice. Take people's money and people to eliminate disasters, and you deserve to die. But Chen Xiyi is different, he is a stinky fortune teller, and he doesn't need to follow him at all. In order to save your sister, he also took his life out to fight, and endured severe pain to help you and save your life. Therefore, the person you should be most grateful for is him, not me. ”

Wei Xu's little bull's nose, let Ai Xiaochan thank me, and still mention the hair. Is he interesting?

"Thank you." Ai Xiaochan said to me with a red face.

"Chen Xiyi is not the pervert you say, let alone the stinky rascal you said. I'll tell you the truth, if you want to save you at that time, there was a more direct way, that is, let him do things with you directly. I told him to do that, and he refused. Later, I asked him to put the sunshine in your mouth, but he refused. ”

Wei Xuan looked at Ai Xiaochan with a serious face, and said, "With your appearance, with your figure, how many men want to be wrong with you!" Chen Xiyi, a stinky fortune teller, although he has only turned eighteen years old, is also a man! In the face of your temptation, he can be as stable as Liu Xia Hui, how noble is this, you still say that he is a stinky rascal, do you still have a conscience? ”

"The more you talk about it, the more unreliable it becomes, hurry up and get your zodiac!" Ai Xiaochan looked at me with a flushed face and said, "I didn't expect you to be a little upright." ”

"What do you mean by some integrity, I've always been so upright, okay?" I glanced at Ai Xiaochan and said, "Feed you Mao, that's to save your life, I don't have the slightest intention of molesting you, don't remember it in my heart anymore!" ”

"You still say, disgusting to death!"

Ai Xiaochan pretended to retched there twice. It's like it's really disgusting.

Before, after knowing that the talisman was wrapped in my hair, she retched directly out of conditioned reflex. Now I have to use the outfit to retch.

Judging from Ai Xiaochan's reaction, through Wei Xu's explanation just now, at least she should be less disgusted with the matter of holding my hair in her mouth.

Ai Xiaochan is no longer obsessed with that hair. My heart suddenly felt a lot easier.

Although I was forced to do that to save her life, she had to feel guilty in her heart because of this. I feel sick when I think about it, it's still a little bad!

I didn't think about having anything to do with Ai Xiaochan, but since I met, it was fate. I wouldn't do it with her if she had a lover, but if she didn't object to making an ordinary friend or something, I'd be glad to do it.

Ai Xiaochan was born into a famous family and is so rich. Naturally, those friends of hers are either rich or expensive! We stinky fortune tellers, if we want to live well, we must look like people like them.

You can make money by showing the appearance of rich people; To show the poor people, that is the accumulation of virtue.

Accumulating virtue and doing good deeds is what we should do as a fortune teller, and making money to make our lives better is also our duty!

If you can't even make money, how can you buy beautiful jewelry for Ouyang Chuchu in the future, how can you buy her those expensive bags and beautiful clothes?

I have already lit the seven candles that Wei Xu gave me, and according to what he said, I have inserted them in the direction of the Big Dipper.

"The seven-star lamp has been lit. North Star shows the way. Wei Xuan took out three sticks of incense, handed them to me, and said, "Pillar incense at the position of the North Star." ”

"Why me again?" I looked at Wei Xuan with confused eyes and asked, "You little bull nose, you won't pit me, right?" ”

"Who are you pitting if you don't pit you? Could it be that Ai Xiaochan is pitted? She is a daughter, and she will be killed if she is pitted once, can you bear it? "I dare to take the initiative to admit it, except for Wei Xu. There is no one left.

Who called me a good brother with Wei Xu! Sometimes, the brothers used it to pit.

I lit the three sticks of incense, took them to the corresponding position of the North Star, and planted them on the ground.

The incense in his hand is burning. Who knew that as soon as I inserted it into the soil, the three sticks of incense were suddenly extinguished.

The incense is gone, what the hell is this?

It's a bit confusing. I didn't know what to do, so I quickly looked at Wei Xu.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"Extinguish it and point it again, use paper money." Wei Xuan came over with a stack of paper money and handed it to me. said: "The yang and the underworld are the same, and you can open the way with money." ”

This little calf nose, he really knows a lot about those ghosts! He said that it would work with money to open the road, but he didn't expect it to work.

I put the burning paper money on the three incense sticks on the ground, but I didn't expect the three incense sticks to be lit at once.

"It's not going to be extinguished, is it?" It was extinguished once just now, and I was afraid that it would be extinguished again, so I asked Wei Xuan with some worry.

"If you give enough money, you can't do it, you can burn some for them!"

Obviously talking about burning a little, Wei Xu's calf nose actually brought me a large bag of paper money.

It is obviously impossible to burn all this paper money in less than half an hour.

"Don't be idle." Wei Xuan pointed to the packed meals and said to Ai Xiaochan, "Put these meals on the table." Let them eat. ”

While Ai Xiaochan was busy setting out those meals, Wei Xuan muttered to himself there.

"There is wine to drink, meat to eat, and money to take, I can say that I have done my best. Drink, eat, take, then it's time to help. Whatever it is, give me something to it, and help me to lead it out. ”

Wei Xuan only read these words, and the twelve zodiac signs on the ground actually moved.

They are all made of paper, so when they move, there will naturally be a rattling sound.

What are these zodiac signs for? Under the leadership of the paper mouse at the front, the twelve things that Wei Xuan was engaged in lined up neatly and went towards the waterhole.

"They're made of paper, can they get into water?" I asked Wei Xu.

"What happens to the paper when it gets into the water, what happens to them?" Wei Xuan shook his head, let out a long sigh, and said, "The delicious food and drink are given, and the paper money is burned enough." It's just a favor if you don't help Xiaodao, and I also ruined the twelve zodiac signs that I worked hard for an afternoon, and finally came out of the waterhole, these ghost things, it's just too bad for Xiaodao to give me face. ”

"Since we don't give face, let's not talk nonsense with them, just cut it!" I say.

"Cut your head!" Wei Xuan glanced at me and said, "The mountains are full of lonely souls and wild ghosts, not to mention tens of thousands, thousands of them are casually. There are so many wild ghosts, can you cut it? Besides, what's the use of cutting them, can you lure the red snake out? ”

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