Perfunctory Jia Mu Lan Xi told a few funny little jokes, but everyone still didn't give up, so Lan Xi really had no choice, it seemed that he had to use a killer move.

The era of this world is the Ming Dynasty, so I have never heard of the Qing Dynasty's "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", so Lan Xi will tell you the most familiar story "Painted Skin".

I saw that everyone's eyes widened and refused to let go of a single detail. After about half an hour, Lan Xi was finished.

I only heard Jia Mu say leisurely after listening: "Sure enough, the dirtiest thing in the world is the human heart." ”

Hearing this, it seems that Jiang is still old and spicy, and the moral of this story is in one sentence.

But at this time, a young man's voice interjected: "Ancestor, this story is not good, let grandma tell another one!" “

Lan Xi looked at it, it was a young man with eyes like stars, red lips and white teeth, this was Baoyu! Suddenly, Lanxi's mission bracelet sounded an alarm: "Alarm, alarm, approaching the target, approaching the target!" ”

This sound frightened Lan Xi a lot, and he quickly covered his wrist and looked around, but saw that everyone was still playing as usual, so he was relieved, it turned out that this voice could only be heard by himself.

Peeked in, only to see a gold collar hanging around Baoyu's neck, and an oval jade hanging at the bottom, with the words "Don't forget, Xianshou Hengchang" written on it, and it was indeed this piece of jade.

Baoyu found that someone was looking at him, turned his face to see that it was Lan Xi, pouted, and twisted his face into Jia Mu's arms.

No, you have to make this little guy like him.

recalled the "Dream of Red Mansions" he had watched, and Lan Xi found that Jia Baoyu seemed to like girls' stories very much, so Lan Xi decided to tell another story, what to tell? The story of "Xiao Qian" is very good, it tells the love story between a female ghost and a scholar, and in the end, Xiao Qian in order to save the scholar from the opportunity to reincarnate, Lan Xi combined the story he had seen with the plot of the movie adaptation that he had seen in later generations, and picked the place that Baoyu was interested in.

After the story was told, sure enough, every lady and wife were thoughtful, but Baoyu repeatedly asked Grandma Liu where the "Lanruo Temple" in this story was, Lan Xi was really entangled and had no choice, so he had to make up an address and say it, where did he think that Baoyu really sent his little maid Mingyan to visit this place. Lan Xi couldn't cry or laugh, but fortunately, after this story, Baoyu's attitude towards Lan Xi was much better.

Lan Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

But Lan Xi is in trouble again, he can't go up and grab this Tongling Jade so blatantly.

Just when he was embarrassed, Lan Xi suddenly heard Jia's mother beckoning him to drink, and Lan Xi suddenly thought that he seemed to have read a plot about Grandma Liu breaking into Jia Baoyu's room after getting drunk, and she also saw Jia Baoyu there. Well, for the plot below to go smoothly, drink the bar!

But this lady drinks and drinks bars, and they still have to carry out a drinking order, which is too difficult for Lan Xi, and it doesn't work after a few excuses, so they simply respond, anyway, don't these people just want to see themselves make a fool of themselves? Then let them see enough!

So a large number of people entered the Grand View Garden, and Lan Xi was immediately fascinated by the beautiful scenery in front of him, looking at it stupidly, and couldn't help but praise in his heart: "Good girl, how good it would be if I had such a big garden!" ”

But Lan Xi forgot that what she was on top of now was Grandma Liu's skin, she was already old and frustrated, and then she was stupid and stupid, and she laughed a lot of people, and the Mandarin Duck and Ping'er also took advantage of Lan Xi's daze to put a few flowers on her head, and everyone laughed even more, especially Daiyu, Yingchun, Xichun and other sisters hugged each other and rubbed their stomachs.

By the time Lan Xi came to his senses, the others had already burst into laughter, okay, I don't have the same knowledge as you, anyway, I'm about to leave here. So Lan Xi just smiled awkwardly, but she didn't expect her smile to reveal a mouthful of big yellow teeth, coupled with her appearance and flowery appearance, the whole scene was out of control!