Chapter 483: Cooperation
The flesh is never more than steel, and the former Chinese nation has used its own painful experience to tell the world this truth. Even if Deadpool's flesh could be regenerated over and over again, it wouldn't be comparable to a mechanism made of steel.
In addition to laser meshes, machine gun sweeping, wall crushing, strong acid corrosion, and even vacuum suffocation, Deadpool has tasted all these functions several times, but he still looks like a dragon and a tiger, and his vitality is so strong that even the robots are moved.
Eventually, Sarah slammed Deadpool, which had been reduced to an unspeakable mosaic, into a sealed pod and delivered it to Rorschach.
And in just a few minutes, Deadpool regained his human form, leaving not even a new scar except for no clothes.
When Rorschach saw this legend, he was also confused. I don't even know how to greet Deadpool, who looks like a zombie.
Deadpool was not embarrassed at all, knocked on the glass door and said to Rorschach: "Don't be surprised, Disney bought back the rights of the forked man and me, what's so strange about you seeing me in Marvel World." ”
This complaint, Rorschach is really a little overwhelmed, is this the power to break through the fourth wall?
"Why did you suddenly appear inside my base?" Rorschach asked.
"Well, it's a bit too long to say, but you should know that you're in the Marvel world." Deadpool asked rhetorically.
"What if you know?"
"Now that you know, you should know very well that you don't belong to this world, but you still came here to make trouble and make the world line change badly. Now, there's a big problem, it's about to die, isn't it? You need help right now, don't you? Deadpool asked, like a machine gun.
"What exactly do you want to say?" Rorschach asked.
"Let's go to bed and take off our pants, let's go straight. I can help you with the most troublesome soul gem problem, but you need to help me fix the worldline that I messed up because of your existence. Deadpool said bluntly.
"Fix the world line? How can this be fixed? Rorschach shook his head helplessly.
This earth has developed to the age of the universe, how can it be corrected, isn't it a joke?
"You may not know that according to the original world line, the X-Men are unlikely to reappear. Because of the rampage of a certain bald guy, they all slammed their brains out at once. But because Hugh Jackman filmed the third part of the strange uncle and little Lori for money, the plot still has foreshadowing here. Mutants still exist in the Marvel world, and I was brought to this universe.
"It's just that because of you, the world is in chaos. Now, my girlfriend Vanessa has been kidnapped, and I can't find her at all, and it's all your fault. So, you help me solve this problem, and I will help you get the soul gem. Deadpool made his trade request.
The deal made sense, and Rorschach remembered watching Deadpool's movies, and his girlfriend seemed to have been captured by a mercenary group that was secretly researching X genes. The strength of this group of people is not strong, and it can be pinched to death in minutes.
In other words, the only difficulty is to find someone. As long as he was still on Earth, finding someone was not a problem for Rorschach.
It's just that Deadpool is notoriously unreliable, and he said that he can help him solve the problem of soul gems, is it true?
Deadpool obviously saw Rorschach's hesitation, and hurriedly promised: "Don't look at me disfigured, in fact, I was very handsome before, otherwise I wouldn't be the leading actor." So I swear by my handsome face that I can help you get the Soul Gem. ”
"Well, that's fine. Without further ado, put on your combat uniform and we'll get started right away. ”
Rorschach clapped his hands, and a pair of tights similar to the red clothes Deadpool had worn before was brought to him. Stepping out of the sealed cabin without any fear, Deadpool had just touched the suit when he was covered in a liquid flow.
The garment wrapped him around him as if it were alive.
"Oh oh! It's so cool, even my little brother is so comfortable! You know, that outfit was life-threatening to take off, and I always felt that the panty part was too narrow. Now this set is just right, and it fits my explosive body perfectly. Wait, I don't have to sleep with you for this outfit, okay, I'm going to be the one to attack......"
Before Deadpool could finish his rambling words, Rorschach pulled out a katana from what was sent and slashed at Deadpool.
The force of the tank was enough to cut through the red uniform, and then it stopped after a few inches of flesh.
This wound was not worth mentioning to Deadpool, but he still screamed loudly: "Do you have humanity, even if you don't want to do it, you can discuss it with me, this dress is the best I have ever worn, how can you destroy him." I've already figured out how to change his name, what do you think of the name Peter Parker? Oh, you're ruined like that...... Hey, what the hell is this? ”
It's not surprising that Deadpool sees that the wound on his shoulder is healing, and strangely enough, the red dress on his body is also healing.
"This is a reproducible nano-combat suit, which can effectively withstand the attack of small arms, whether it is a sharp weapon cut or a bullet. Of course, if you're masochistic, you can also turn your defense to the lowest possible by using the controller on your wrist. Grab your weapons and let's not waste time. Rorschach said to Deadpool.
Deadpool marvels as he equips the newly forged twin swords and the new pulse pistol.
"Wow, I think I'm really refreshed, from today onwards, please call me ~ Steel Deadpool! No, it sounds like a plagiarism of Iron Spider-Man, I guess...... Well, well, just call me the Machine Master. I think the name is really a bunker! ”
Rorschach snapped his fingers, and Deadpool let out a whimpering sound as he noticed that his mask had become completely sealed, directly blocking his mouth and nose.
"I forgot to tell you that the ultimate control of this combat uniform is still in my hands, so you better not play tricks on me, or this clothing will be your coffin." After Rorschach finished speaking, he let go of Deadpool's mouth and nose.
After a few gasps, Deadpool coughed and said, "Ahem, I forgot to tell you, ahem, I cut off a bit of dead skin before I went out and froze it in the refrigerator." You know, I'm a person who can come back to life even if there's only one cell left. ”
"Then you'd better be glad you were able to die." After Rorschach said this, he asked Violet to start searching the earth to find Deadpool's girlfriend.