"That's right." Just when Lu Xiaotian was stunned, Tang Cheng suddenly asked, "What's your number?" ”

"Huh?" For Tang Cheng's jumping thinking, Lu Xiaotian was really blind, and instinctively asked, "What number?" ”

"It's the number of the challenger, mine is 9527, how much is yours?"

"Oh, that, it looks like 11111." Lu Xiaotian thought for a while, reported it truthfully, and then asked puzzledly, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Condolences." Tang Cheng patted him on the shoulder with a sad face.

"What do you mean?" Lu Xiaotian's face was inexplicable.

Tang Cheng shook his head and said regretfully: "Everyone only has four 1s on Singles' Day, but you have five 1s, and you are destined to be lonely for a lifetime, no wonder your novice equipment will be the goddess's underwear, and this reincarnation world is really humane enough." ”

"......" Lu Xiaotian was speechless for a moment, a challenger number was pulled out of this explanation, you are really good enough, "Then isn't your 9527 the meaning of a low-level person?" ”

Lu Xiaotian began to fight back.

"Eh, that's true, it's funny." Tang Cheng laughed happily.

Hey, hey, don't be happy, okay? I'm hurting you, what's so interesting about being called a low-class subordinate? Lu Xiaotian's heart has begun to roar, what kind of monster is this thing in front of him?

"Ahh

At this time, a scream suddenly sounded, and the two instinctively looked towards the sound, only to see that not far away, Tang Ya was sitting in front of a car, crawling backwards with her hands on the ground, while the car in front of her was shaking trembling.

There is a case!

Seeing this, the two immediately ran over, and at the same time, Li Guodong, who was looking for the car on the other side, also ran over, and Li Guodong asked as he ran, "What happened?" ”

The distance between the few people was not far away, and they soon came to Tang Ya's side, and at this time, Tang Ya had already stood up from the ground, but her face was extremely pale, as if she had seen something terrible, and pointed to the car in front of her and said in a trembling voice: "Yes...... Yes...... There are zombies! ”

As soon as he heard the zombies, Li Guodong's face changed, and he raised the death machete that he had already held in his hand, and was about to slash into the car.

"Get out of the way and let the pros come!" However, before he could make a move, a high-pitched voice exploded, it was Tang Cheng. I saw him step out, and he had already walked in front of Li Guodong to the window of the car opposite, stared inside, and sure enough, he saw a figure lying in the front seat of the car, and he was still struggling.

"How?" An inquiring voice came from behind him.

Tang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, and said with a serious face: "Stay here and take a closer look." ”

Why should you use it for the next? Everyone couldn't help but complain in their hearts.

After less than ten seconds, Tang Chengcai said slowly: "Well, this is indeed a zombie, and according to my visual inspection, this unlucky guy should have been locked in the car for a while, probably when he was still a human, after being bitten by a zombie, he still had that unrealistic hope in his heart, and wanted to drive away." But the fantasy is plump, the reality is skinny, but before the car started, he had already turned into a zombie, and then he was locked inside, haluha, it's really tragic. ”

"The commentary is gone!" Tang Ya said angrily.

Tang Chengha smiled, "Don't worry, this funny zombie has been stuck in the lower half of his body because of the car shock just now, and now he can't even climb up, so he can only keep playing with the car shock...... From this, we can see that zombies are scum with an IQ of less than five, and even the car door that a five-year-old child can open can't open, so there is no need to be afraid at all. ”

"You were startled by him head-on, see if you are afraid!" Tang Ya immediately retorted, now the zombie is stuck in the car, and she can't even see her face, of course there is nothing to be afraid of, but when she came over before, the face of this zombie was suddenly attached to the car window, and it suddenly appeared in front of her, it was really terrifying!

It's good that Tang Ya didn't say this, as soon as she said this, Tang Cheng stretched out his hand and opened the car door.

This unexpected move suddenly frightened the other five people, screamed in unison, and retreated one after another, Tang Ya and Su Xiaoqing were even more frightened and hugged each other, desperately squeezing each other...... There is no other reason, just because the moment the car door opened, this zombie finally revealed his true face of Lushan.

From the current perspective, it can be seen that the lower half of this zombie's body is completely stuck under the saddle, even if the zombie is a creature without feelings, it is difficult for him to get out, so he can only lie there and keep waving his hands and struggling, and roaring. On his head, half of his face was gone, revealing a blackened, frozen paddle, and one eye drooped beside the other half of his face, and with his roar, a disgusting stench emanated from his mouth that was split into the edge of a bowl.

Not to mention the cannibalism of zombies, as far as the zombie in front of him is concerned, his appearance alone is enough to frighten most people. After all, even if ordinary people see a snake or a barking dog, they will be too frightened to approach, let alone such ugly, disgusting and terrifying zombies.

Not to mention Tang Ya and Su Xiaoqing, even Li Guodong felt uncomfortable in his stomach.

"You, you...... What are you doing?! Then, Tang Ya pointed at Tang Cheng and asked loudly.

"Didn't you tell me to look at him head-on?" Tang Cheng had a natural expression, and as he spoke, he already squatted down, grabbed the zombie's filthy hair with one hand, looked left and right a few times, and said calmly, "It's not terrible, it's similar to the dark food I ate ten years ago." ”

After finishing speaking, with a wave of the saber in his right hand, he cut off the zombie's hanging eyeballs, and nodded, "This is more pleasing to the eye." ”

People don't think this is very pleasing to the eye, but just want to ask: What is the dark food you ate ten years ago?

Of course, no one asked this sentence, because they suddenly found that Tang Cheng actually showed signs of dragging this zombie out!

At this time, not to mention the two sisters, even Li Guodong couldn't calm down, I saw him holding the weapon in his hand tightly, and asked in surprise: "Tang ...... Brother Tang, what are you going to do? ”

Tang Cheng replied truthfully, "Oh, drag him out to study and study, after all, we have to stay in this world for a while, and we will inevitably come into contact with zombies, so if we can have an understanding of their neural response system, we should get twice the result with half the effort, it's rare to have such a guinea pig in front of me now, I can't waste it...... Rest assured, I've learned a little bit about human anatomy before. ”

Seeing that everyone had a very uncalm expression, Tang Cheng added another sentence.

We don't care about whether it's good or not! Also, aren't you freelance? Where did you learn human anatomy?

Everyone really wanted to complain, but the fear of zombies still suppressed their urge to complain, and Su Xiaoqing begged as if she was almost crying: "Kill him quickly!" ”

"As for it, isn't it just a zombie, and this zombie clearly has no combat effectiveness." Tang Cheng glanced at her with contempt, and said helplessly, "If you are really not at ease, then I will cut off his hands and feet first, and cut him into a stick...... No, in that case, the neural response system is not very easy to measure, let's discuss, is it okay to just cut off his feet? ”

Tang Cheng discussed with everyone very seriously.

But obviously, his seriousness was not transmitted to his teammates, Li Guodong said with a smile: "Tang ...... Brother Tang, I think it's better to do research or something, it's more important for us to find a car that we can drive. ”

"Really?"

"Yes, and you see, everyone has been scared by you."

"So that means I can't dissect this zombie anymore?"

"Well, it's better not to." After Li Guodong finished speaking, the other four nodded again and again.

"Okay, since you said so, the minority obeys the majority......" Tang Cheng sighed, reluctantly put down the "guinea pig" in his hand, got up and said to everyone, "Then, who will help me find a rope." ”

"What do you want rope for?" Li Guodong was puzzled.

"Tie him up, of course." Tang Cheng pointed to the zombies and said as a matter of course, "I've grown so big, I've only walked kittens, puppies and tigers, and I haven't walked zombies yet, I feel good, and I can use it for dissection after walking." ”

This product is definitely not a normal person!

Tang Cheng's words once again overwhelmed everyone's three views, walking zombies, the person who can come up with this thing is a madman or a psychopath? Also, where did you walk the tiger?!

In the end, Tang Cheng still failed to dissect the zombie, nor did he get the right to walk the zombie, after all, not everyone is a madman like him, so this zombie can only be sentenced to death.

"Alas, actually, I don't want to do this......" Tang Cheng picked up the Führer's big gun and aimed it at the zombie's head, but before he could finish speaking, the zombie opened its mouth and bit him violently.

"Drink yo, you dare to bite me!" Tang Yuan retreated, glared and said, "Just because you don't even open the car door, you want to bite me...... Come on, come on, you come and bite me, stupid! ”

As he spoke, Tang Cheng was already dancing, and his mouth was even more sarcastic, how cheap he was.

"......" The five people behind Tang Cheng were all speechless.

"It seems that this guy is not only a pervert, but also a slut." Tang Ya defined it this way.

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