Oh, my God!

This looks extremely innocent, and even the beautiful nurse sister who was still there for the first time turned out to be ......

Gasping, He Xuan looked at the virtual prompt text on Yan Shiyun's head, all of them were all jokes of all kinds of meat jokes.

This, this, this......

The joke of "my girlfriend doesn't exist" just now, He Xuan can still understand it, and he said it as usual to make Yan Shiyun laugh.

But......

How do you say these meat jokes?

For example:

"One day the mosquito and the praying mantis went to peek at a woman's bath, and the mosquito said proudly: Look, I took two bites on her chest ten years ago, and now it is so swollen...... the mantis said unconvinced, what is that, I stabbed her in both legs ten years ago, and she is still bleeding every month."

Here's another example:

"The little girl always shows off her new toy to the little boy. The little boy has no choice but to take off his pants and say you never have this! The girl also takes off her pants and says my mother says as long as you have this, you want as many things as you want!"

......

Of course, the two that can be written are really, really, really on a lighter scale. Otherwise, if the others are written out casually, He Xuan feels that he will be completely wiped out by the Harmony Divine Beast.

It's just that He Xuan really really can't figure out why...... Yan Shiyun, a little nurse who looks so innocent, is the most suitable for her laughter, all of which are these...... What about meat jokes?

Could it be that in response to that sentence, the more innocent a person is on the outside, the more sullen and unrestrained he is on the inside?

But......

No matter how you look at it, Yan Shiyun doesn't look like it!

Perhaps, it is really because she is so innocent and suppressed by traditional ideas, so she ...... Never heard this style of meat jokes, so it seems that these jokes make her laugh the most?

has come all the way, because of the joke of "my girlfriend doesn't exist" just now, Yan Shiyun has really laughed all the way.

It's the kind of laugh that can't help at all, covering your mouth and laughing as you walk, holding back your laughter for a while, and then suddenly laughing out loud.

Therefore, He Xuan felt that there was no need for him to say other meat jokes to amuse her, otherwise...... I'm afraid she's going to have to laugh so hard all night.

"Hey, a woman with a low smile! This is forcing me...... Do you want to talk to her with a serious face?"

Walking behind, He Xuan said that he was a little helpless!

However, after taking a closer look, the nurse sister Yan Shiyun in front of her was wearing a nurse uniform, and her figure was ...... She has a bumpy and crisp laugh, and her eyes are not big, but they are very ...... It's just that when I laughed, I narrowed into a very cute slit.

"Alright! Shiyun, have you laughed enough? really...... Is it that funny?"

Originally, He Xuan's charm bonus had already allowed him to have a super high return rate, and this time, with the addition of a beautiful little nurse with a 90-point appearance and a smile like being clicked, the return rate has reached 200%.

Why is it a 200% return rate?

Because the passers-by looked back at the handsome man and woman with curiosity and interest for the first time, and then after walking a few or a dozen steps, they couldn't help but look back again, and they especially wanted to see ...... Has that beautiful little nurse laughed enough, why is she still laughing?

"No, it's funny, why bother, why are you so humorous? I really thought you were describing your perfect girlfriend at first......! Flutter ...... Hahaha...... It turns out that you said that you don't have a girlfriend in this way...... It's just so funny...... Hahaha......"

Stopped, Yan Shiyun bent over, crossed her waist with one hand, and shouted in a really bad way, "No! No! Why bother, I can't walk...... Let me ...... first. Let me laugh and talk. Let me laugh one more minute!...... Hahaha...... I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt......"

The helpless He Xuan, as long as he stands on the side of the road like a tree...... Wait for Yan Shiyun, a little fool who laughed like a madman, to laugh enough.

A minute later!

"Well, why bother, I'm sure I'm sure and sure, I won't laugh anymore. But only if you are not allowed to ...... again Make me laugh again, or I'll really be unable to hold back my laughter all the way home. Today's events are important, and we need to take them seriously, right?"

Suppressing her smile, Yan Shiyun blinked her eyes and said very seriously.

"Of course, today I am your perfect boyfriend. Leave all the troublesome things to me!"

Nodding slightly, He Xuan stretched out his arm, this time Yan Shiyun was not so timid, but still hooked He Xuan's arm a little shyly.

Then, I tried it several times before I dared to ...... Slowly leaned towards He Xuan, until he grabbed He Xuan's arm like a normal little couple and hugged him tightly.

This feeling...... That's nice!

But in Yan Shiyun's heart, there are some gains and losses, and she is a pity...... It's just a shared boyfriend that I rented, it's like a dream, it's not real, and everything in the dream will disappear when I wake up.

"That's right! I'll be at your house in a moment, and that's the same...... I'm your real boyfriend, and you're going to show it to your family. ”

Nodding, He Xuan explained responsibly.

However, at this time, the two walked near the riverside park, and just when they approached the big banyan tree, Yan Shiyun heard the shouts of her eldest brother-in-law.

"Shiyun! are you back?"

Father Ma pretended to be surprised, walked over from under the big banyan tree, looked up with a smile on his face, and began to look at He Xuan who was standing next to Yan Shiyun, and said, "What a coincidence! I met you here, and this ......."

deliberately dragged out the sound, although Father Ma already knew what He Xuan's identity was, but he deliberately didn't point it out, wanting Yan Shiyun to say it herself.

"Big brother-in-law......! That's what I always tell you, my boyfriend, why bother!"

Introducing her boyfriend to her family for the first time, Yan Shiyun was still a little timid, and said timidly.

"Why bother?" Father Ma sounded a little puzzled.

"Hello eldest brother-in-law! What Shiyun just said is my name, He Bi. That's what you just said. ”

He Xuan stood up and introduced himself very generously and decently, "Actually, I have long wanted to visit at home, but I have been performing outside all the time, and I don't have time to come back." It's not ...... I finally had a little vacation, so I asked Shiyun to take me back and meet your eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law. ”

Now He Xuan's identity profession is a magician, so he naturally substitutes for it, and his words are quite smooth.

"The young man is young, I heard that ...... You're already a well-known magician, and you can play a good hand of chess."

He smiled on the surface, but in fact, Father He had already started to play the war book, he turned around and pointed to the group of people who were playing chess around the stone table, and said, "I usually play chess here with some old guys, young man, let's have a game?"

......

[ps: I'm very sorry that this chapter dragged on until half past one o'clock to finish! No way, when Bihuo Niu and Wutonghuo went to Yangshuo West Street to eat and eat together, the borrowed electric car was parked on the side of the road and was taken away by the chengguan......! Today was a miserable night, crying to death! I arrived at the hotel at almost twelve o'clock, so I hurried to write. For my sake, give me a recommendation ticket!]