Cheap!

What is cheap?

The so-called water is clear, there is no fish, and people are invincible, cheap, and the king of all virtues is also!

I have a cheap, can be the enemy of thousands of troops, cheap order the world, don't dare not disobey, ten thousand cheap return to the sect, the Tao is the same, cheap in the people, can protect the community...... At the entrance of the conference room, a red plaque hangs on the beam, with a big cheap character written on it, which is the cheap town guard's house.

Tang Cheng sat on the main seat of the conference room, flipped through the report handed over by the secretary Ji Feng for a while, and then raised his head and looked around at everyone present...... Although the huge conference room is not crowded, most of the shipwives are here.

"Admiral, in fact, there is one thing I have always wanted to say, why should our town guard mansion be called the cheap town guard mansion? It feels weird. Before Tang Cheng could speak, Kawauchi, the eldest sister of the three sisters, had already asked.

Tang Cheng smiled indifferently, "You can know this question by looking back at the Admiral's quotations, I have already written it in the preface, and ...... Kawauchi, you are not qualified to speak in this venue. ”

"Why?" Kawauchi was puzzled.

Tang Cheng immediately took out a book from under his buttocks, and the admiral quotations in the book were in it.

Previously, when the ship girls were repairing the town guard's house, he was really bored, although it was very interesting to flirt with the king, but no matter how he molested, there was no shameful reaction, and it felt different, so he recalled his old profession - a great writer!

So he took advantage of that free time to publish a book, although he has not finished it yet, but he has printed more than 100 copies, and the ship lady who guards the mansion in the cheap town has one in his hand.

"Open the second page of the Admiral's quotations, and after the preface, we can see that there are three iron laws and three rules in the Benbei Town Guard. First of all, there are three iron laws, one: the admiral is the opponent. Two: The Admiral is always right. Three: If the Admiral is wrong, please refer to the first two items. ”

"Commander, this terrier is very old. Can you stop using it? Isofeng sneered lightly.

Tang Cheng didn't care, "The stalk is not old, but it is useful." The same meme, spoken from different mouths, has a completely different effect, just like the same game, Europeans and Africans can play two different games and feelings...... But then again, after listening to the three iron laws, none of you oppose my dictatorship, which makes me a little disappointed. ”

"After all, you're the biggest in the Guardian Mansion. Of course, whatever you say is what you say, and besides, even if we oppose it, you will still be dictatorial to the end. Akagi said calmly while eating the dim sum sent by the palace, as the only mother in the Cheap Town Guard, she is calmer than anyone else, and she is not majestic.

Tang Cheng nodded, "You can comprehend it so quickly." I'm very pleased...... Oh, by the way, I took the time to make a Gale two days ago, and I was going to convert it into a seismic one. But I didn't expect it to disappear as soon as I turned around, so remember to let me know if anyone sees it. ”

"Ahem...... cough cough cough cough ......" Tang Cheng's voice fell, and Akagi was already holding her neck and coughing violently, but fortunately, someone next to her immediately handed her a glass of water. Otherwise, if you accidentally choke to death by a snack, you will properly become a shame for the aircraft carrier.

"I understand what you're saying, but I still don't. Why am I not qualified to speak? Kawauchi continued to ask her questions.

Tang Cheng smiled slightly, "Please refer to the three major rules for this question, one: whoever has the big chest will say it first." Two: Whoever has a higher IQ will say it first. Three: Whoever is the most erotic will say it first. And Kawauchi, you, first of all, don't have a big chest, and secondly, you are known as a night battle stupid, and your IQ is obviously zài problematic, and finally, you fight at night, and you don't see you take off your clothes and fight at night, and it's not erotic at all, so you know. ”

Kawauchi was speechless for a moment, and then before she could refute, the elementary school students had already stood up collectively, and Xiao, who was a lady, acted as a spokesperson to protest: "This is not fair! If this system is followed, then our pure and kind destroyers will not be qualified to speak! ”

"That's right! Unfair, protest! ”

"We want ship rights!"

"We want to be fair!"

However, their protests were useless, because of the three iron laws of the town.

And at this time, someone suddenly proposed: "If you really follow this kind of rules and regulations, then you are not qualified to speak, although you are smart and erotic, but after all, you have no breasts." ”

These words were unanimously agreed by the ship's girls, and the person who said this also gained the favor of countless elementary school students, but Tang Cheng smiled lightly, and instantly strangled the speech that attempted to push his dictatorship, "Although what you said is very reasonable, but the value of a man lies not in the chest but in the root." You've all seen my nakedness, you should know whether my roots are big or small, and then ask yourself with your conscience whether my roots have a say. ”

"......" The shipwrews were speechless for a moment.

The Admiral is shameless to do this, and there is nothing they can do.

After quelling everyone's protests, Tang Cheng continued: "According to the three major regulations, I think it is necessary for us to redivide the seats, first of all, my right hand seat, which should be the person with the most right to speak, that is, the ship girl with the largest chest and the highest IQ and the most erotic, and then row down in turn. And the left side is the other way around, the ship girl with the smallest chest or the stupidest head or the purest head, then...... Now let's arrange the seats automatically, and I'll see if it's reasonable after the row. ”

"It's too much, this kind of seating division is just a personal attack......"

As soon as Tang Cheng finished speaking, many ship girls began to complain, however, the mouth is upright no matter where it is, so-and-so silently found a seat to sit down, and so-and-so complained while looking for his seat.

After about half an hour of noise, the conference room finally quieted down, Tang Cheng immediately looked at the right seat and found that the chief sitting on the right was Dadian.

Oyodo lifted his glasses and said with a smile: "Although I'm not erotic, the other two are still second to none at the moment, so the overall value is still my highest." ”

And then in second place is Akashi, after all, he is a technical nerd, and his IQ is still there, and his chest is not small. Akagi sat in third place in humiliation, a dignified aircraft carrier, and it did not overwhelmingly surpass the light cruiser and work ship in terms of chest value, which was really enough to fall. Then Ruyue followed, of course, Ruyue was able to rank fourth not because of her chest and IQ, but because of ...... Peerless like the moon, first!

In general, the order of the right seats is very scientific, and at least there is no need to make changes until Atago does not come to the Cheap Town Guard.

Then Tang Cheng looked to the left, and suddenly frowned, because the one to four seats on the left side were all empty. Tang Cheng immediately looked at Kawachi, who was sitting in the fifth seat, and asked curiously, "Why don't you sit in the chief?" ”

Kawauchi replied, "These four positions are reserved for King Kong, Hiei, Haruna, and Kirishima, and although they haven't come yet, there is no one more stupid than the four of them in the entire town guard, let me sit on the chief, I sit deservedly." ”

...... "You have a good point, but I am speechless."

"Even though I said that, I always feel inexplicably empty when I can't touch my sister with my left hand...... So be it. As he spoke, Tang Cheng took out four figures from his arms and put them on the table of the chief on the right side, and these four figures were: King Kong, Dafeng, Long Xiang and Yi 19.

"King Kong as the representative of the stupid-class battleship, Dafeng as the representative of the poor milk empty mother, Long Xiang as the representative of the destroyer, and Yiku as the representative of pornography, even with my IQ, I can't give them an accurate ranking, so let's tie for the first place." Looking at the neat four figures, Tang Cheng sat back satisfied.

Seeing this scene, many people present were silently relieved, it seems that with their eroticism and IQ and chest armor, it is absolutely impossible to sit in the top three of the left seat, which is really good.

"But then again, Admiral, although you are indeed relatively free these days, but you are hospitalized, you are writing books, you are making equipment, and now you have figurines, are you more than 24 hours a day?" Oyodo asked strangely.

Tang Cheng smiled casually, "Smart people can often allocate time reasonably, and 24 hours can be used as 72 hours, of course, you can't learn this skill, so you don't need to care, now, let's officially start the meeting." ”

"First of all, after a week of hard work, most of the maintenance work of the Benbei Town Guard Mansion has been completed, and the Admiral's Palace, the port, and the dormitories of elementary school students, junior high school students, and high school students can be put into use normally.

"This is what we should do, and we don't need a reward!" All the mothers said one after another.

The reason why they say this is not that they really don't want it, but because...... What they want most is excellent ship equipment and second modification, but even if they don't have merit for this kind of thing, the Admiral will still give it, as for the rest...... For example, asking the admiral to bathe himself or something is not so much a reward as a sin.

"Okay, since everyone hasn't asked for it, let's start planning further." Tang Cheng nodded, "Although the resources of the Town Guard Mansion are quite abundant at present, they have already begun to sit on the empty mountain, whether it is to build or develop and improve the training level, it takes a lot of resources, so we must let the expedition team restart, otherwise one day our resources will be exhausted, however...... There are still quite a few deep-sea habitat ships in the waters near the town guard, so in order to ensure the safety of the distant team, I hereby make an official announcement...... The coastal raiders of the town guard mansion are on! ”

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I originally wanted to watch the second watch today, but my head hurt a little, so I'll leave it for tomorrow to fight the third watch. (To be continued......)