Chapter 9: Daddy Hundred People Mountain Intercepts Hu Meilin and Monster Shu Huang
The great prophet, the sage of Camelot, the most widely known magician, who succeeded in making everyone think of a magician as the first thing that came to mind, along with his classic shape, white beard, and robes. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Of course, if you have to say Gandalf, I have no opinion, but it would be too much to say Dumbledore. After all, Merlin and Dumbledore's backgrounds belong to Earth.
And such a great prophet, old Mr. Merlin the Magician, well, maybe it is not appropriate to say that the old gentleman is not appropriate, at least when King Uther was a strong young man, Merlin was an old man. Our Mr. Merlin Wizard is talking to King Uther in the main hall of this glorious black technology palace, and as for why black technology, because in the first century A.D. you built a palace the size of four football fields? It's just a little place in Camelot.
The most splendid palace, although simple, but low-key and luxurious, with Persian carpets, Greek books on the shelves around the walls, and silver ornaments on a huge round table in the center, did not look like a palace in the first century A.D. but more like a palace that only existed in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.
At this time, there was no gathering of the Knights of the Round Table at the round table, and there were only two people in the huge palace, King Uther and Merlin, who were dressed in blue robes, and Merlin, who was dressed in blue robes, was indeed worthy of his title of sage, and every wrinkle on his face could reveal wisdom, kind and wise eyes, and a white beard hanging down his waist, a typical image of a wise old magician.
Merlin bowed slightly to King Uther, and said in an old voice, "My king, I think the prince has grown strong enough, and I think I need to instruct him on how to be wise." ”
King Uther didn't know that his tomboy had been taught half-stupid by Merlin's proposed broken idea, but he still admired Merlin's wisdom very much, and agreed with Merlin's words: "I hope Al can become your apprentice and let you teach her wisdom." ”
"It's a great honor." Merlin naturally agreed, he wasted half a day to develop a Lori, how can he mix up if he doesn't worship himself as a teacher, and he will be laughed at when he says it.
"But the Germanic offensive is not over yet, and there is no hurry to do so." King Uther wasn't prepared to let Merlin go now. And although Merlin is a little incongruous in his heart, Camelot's safety is the most important thing, otherwise the country will be gone, and there will be no hairy prince. He nodded and said that he was still sitting here.
Of course, Merlin didn't know that the disharmony in his heart was because a little kid named Bairen Mountain had begun to teach him bad little Lori.
In the manor of Lord Delna, whose father and mother we have worked so hard to let the baby know, our protagonist has spent seven days here, during which time, he has to sigh that this blonde guy named Al is really a three-minded person, practicing martial arts every day, reading military books, reading the Bible, no, oh yes, and sometimes giving horses a bath. And he himself, with these five little children, taught them to bathe by hand, and found that the people in this place did not have the habit of bathing! The scene of letting them take a bath reminded Bairenshan of the feeling of bathing the eldest lady's cat, and they would rather die than give in. But what made him strange was that this blonde hairy named Al was fine without taking a bath, not only did it not smell, but there were also sweat stains, and what was even more terrifying was that there was still a fragrance on his body. No wonder this goods were sent to the manor and a group of younger brothers, Bairenshan thought defamatorily.
Bairen Mountain experienced the feeling of being a father and a mother along the way, and the five little children who slept around him at night still had the habit of wetting the bed, so he had to make a hammock to sleep. Every morning he was the first to wake up, cook for these fart boys, and then kick them up one by one to eat, and then began to let them wash the sheets, take a bath, and then began to supervise them to read and write and practice martial arts, and then the kid named Al in his eyes didn't care about it day by day, this is already the seventh day, Bairenshan felt that he would collapse if he was a nanny again, he ran to Al who was reading the Bible and yelled.
"You! You say you're a big boy, and you don't care about your little brothers? Every day I supervise them! Tell them stories! Teach them the bullshit I just learned in Old English! And then arrange for them to work out as well! Can you take care of your little brothers? ”
Artoria glanced at the Hundred People Mountain strangely and said, "Aren't you doing it?" ”
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"I'm going to make a mess, I'm going to quit, I love whoever I want." Hundred people mountain protested by not doing anything.
"My lord, I asked me to take care of you, you can't go." Artoria closed the Bible in her hand and stared at the Hundred People Mountain with her holy green eyes.
"Are you a black-bellied or a half-brained ......" Bairenshan covered his head and didn't know how to answer, he really couldn't believe that the other party could say the word take care of in righteous words, and he didn't let himself go, it was obviously a trick himself.
Silently walking and seeing, Bairenshan decided not to care, so the next day he had an early meal and exercised he was protested, and five children surrounded him and said: "Brother Bairen is not good, the meal is gone, and the meal did not appear today." And Artoria looked at him strangely, as if wondering why the meal didn't show up, just like the children.
There was a drop of sweat dripping from his head, and Bairenshan said a little sluggishly: "...... You guys? Don't think? Rice comes every day, right? ”
The six heads nodded together.
Bairenshan lowered his head and whispered: "The rice ran away, and it didn't appear today." ”
"Ah~" "How can this be?" "Why did the rice run away?" Answers like this are endless, and what makes Bairenshan desperate is that the blonde daze on the other side also looks panicked, and the person who eats the most seems to be very unaccustomed to the fact that 'the meal runs away'......
Do you really believe it? My maintenance center steward, did you ask me to come over as a wet nurse? Bairenshan covered his head and almost fainted.
So these five children and a child in the heart of the heart of Al, and the six fart children of the hundred people mountain and the surprise of the discovery, at noon, the meal appeared again, and then the five fart children happily to the hundred people mountain to the good news, and feel that they can not give up this group of mentally handicapped hundred people mountain began to call the five fart children, and the happy blonde hair to eat the meal to the kitchen began to show them why there is food. And with a childish little face, he said to Artoria very seriously: "Remember! I made your boy's food! It's not your God! You can't read the Bible! ”
Enraged, Al did not allow Hundred People Mountain to insult her Bible, but was then defeated by Hundred People Mountain's words: "You know a fart! The Bible's pre-meal prayer is to make believers remember that God created the world, so there is a place for planting, and without God's Genesis, there would be no such things, so pray! ”
Later, Bairenshan found that there was another 'student' when he gave a lecture......
PS: In the FATE series, Artoria likes to play like a child, I think this should be caused by the lack of childhood, and the feeling of longing for this childhood when she grows up, and the later 'The king doesn't understand people's hearts' The bastard words of the Yangtze River Knight also represent Artoria's personality disorder due to the lack of childhood. So I'm going to write a plot that makes up for her childhood lack and causes her personality disorder, don't say it's Lori's cultivation! This is for my king!