"My nose is useless, your calf nose is useful!" I smiled hesitantly and said, "You take out your Taoist housekeeping skills!" ”

"Taoist skills, how can you use them now?"

Wei Xuan gave me a roll of his eyes and said, "Even if you want to use it, you have to wait until you see Mrs. Ai's coffin before you can take it out and use it!" ”

There was nothing in the room, just a plate of melon seeds.

Wei Xuan finished eating the plate of melon seeds, and the two of us waited in the house for more than two hours, and Ai Xiaochan has not come back yet.

"Isn't it a little boring and boring to sit like this?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Hmm!"

Wei Xuan nodded and said, "If Xiaodao's intuition is correct, I'm afraid today's matter is not very easy." ”

"The affairs of the Ai family have never been easy to handle." I say.

Just as I was saying this, the door that had been closed was pushed open with a creak.

Naturally, it was no one else who entered the house, it was Ai Xiaochan.

"I've kept you waiting."

This woman was actually polite to us.

"Everyone is so familiar, why wait for a long time?" I took over and asked, "Can I go to the old lady's coffin now?" ”

"Hmm!" Ai Xiaochan nodded and said, "I'll take you over." ”

It's already early in the morning, and the people who came to mourn have already dispersed, and those who stayed to keep vigil are all the direct descendants of Mrs. Ai.

Mrs. Ai's coffin, on the surface, is not wrong.

Wei Xuan circled around the coffin and asked, "You said something was wrong inside the coffin, what was wrong?" ”

"Bang! Bang bang! ”

As soon as the calf nose finished asking, there was an "bang" sound coming out of the coffin.

"How can there be a sound?" I looked at Wei Xuan with some confusion and asked.

"Could it be what the old lady wants to tell you?" Wei Xuan said this to Ai Xiaochan.

This calf nose, it's okay not to speak, it's so scary when he opens his mouth. Although Mrs. Ai is Ai Xiaochan's grandmother, she is dead, and she uses tricks like making a sound from the coffin to tell Ai Xiaochan something, isn't it a little too scary?

"Don't scare me." Looking at Ai Xiaochan's expression at this time, she was obviously frightened.

"Why scare you?"

Wei Xuan rolled his eyes at Ai Xiaochan and said, "In my opinion, Mrs. Ai definitely has something to explain to your beloved descendants." If you don't believe her, open her coffin and see it. ”

"Open the coffin?" Ai Xiaochan looked at Wei Xuan in disbelief and said, "How can you open the coffin?" ”

"There is movement in the coffin, so naturally you have to open the coffin first to figure out what is going on inside!" Wei Xuan said with a serious face.

"According to the rules, after the old man enters the coffin, he can't open the coffin." Ai Xiaochan showed a look of embarrassment.

"There is movement in the coffin, can it be buried?" Wei Xuan paused and said: "There is a noise inside, in case the old lady is not gone and is still alive, and she is buried like this, isn't it equivalent to your descendants of the Ai family who will personally bury her old man alive?" ”

"The old lady didn't leave?" Ai Xiaochan looked at Wei Xuan with incredible eyes and asked, "How is this possible?" ”

"She didn't leave, I didn't say dead."

Wei Xuan thought for a while and said: "There is a sound in the coffin, most of them are two possibilities: one is that the person has not left, and the other is that the corpse has risen. Either way, it's a big deal, and you have to open the coffin to take a look. ”

"Okay! I'll go talk to them. ”

After Ai Xiaochan said this, she hurriedly went to discuss with their relatives.

Wei Xuan and I are two outsiders, so naturally we can only stand next to the coffin and wait for the result.

Ai Xiaochan came over with an aunt who was about fifty or sixty years old, and the aunt looked a little like her. Ai Xiaochan said that it was her mother, named Ai Zhensu.

"Chan told me about your skills, and you saved Fluttershy's life."

Ai Zhensu frowned slightly, and said, "The matter of opening the coffin for the old lady is related to the reputation of our Ai family, and it can't go wrong at all." Are you two sure? ”

"This kind of thing, no matter who it is, is not 100% sure." Wei Xuan took over and said, "I don't dare to promise you anything, I can only say, do your best." ”

"Bang! Bang bang! ”

The voice came again.

It sounded like there was a hand inside, or something, knocking on the coffin.

Anyway, it sounds pretty scary.

"The more it drags on, the trickier it gets, so you better hurry up and make a decision! Mrs. Ai's coffin, whether to open it or not. ”

Wei Xuan looked at Ai Zhensu with a serious face, and said, "Now open this coffin, I can barely handle it, if it drags on any longer, even if you let Xiaodao open the coffin, I won't dare." ”

In this kind of thing, the calf nose is not joking.

After frowning and thinking for a while, Ai Zhensu gritted his teeth and said, "Open!" ”

There are not too many people who know about opening the coffin for Mrs. Ai. Therefore, Ai Zhensu went to arrange it, and invited more than half of the descendants of the Ai family who were keeping vigil in the courtyard to go out, leaving only a few close relatives.

The few people who stayed behind all had the right to speak in the Ai family.

Ai Zhensu was still able to speak in the Ai family, she just simply conveyed Wei Xu's words, and those people agreed to open the coffin for the old lady.

"You are all the descendants of the old lady, and you will put incense on her first." Wei Xuan said.

After the incense, Wei Xuan took out a talisman and slapped it on the coffin lid.

The calf's nose didn't do anything, just pasted the talisman on it, but the talisman ignited on its own.

"Little Zhenren, what's going on?"

As soon as I saw the talisman burning, this was obviously abnormal! Ai Zhensu was a little worried, so she showed an anxious face, and asked Wei Xu.

"There's a problem." Wei Xuan spat out these three words from his mouth.

"What the hell is the problem, can you explain it a little bit? Don't make it so mysterious. Ai Xiaochan was a little anxious.

"You two go with me to the back room and talk." Wei Xuan pointed at Ai Xiaochan and then at me.

Calling me and Ai Xiaochan into the back room alone, even if I think about it with my toes, I can think that Wei Xu, the little bull's nose, must be going to do something!

We followed Wei Xu into the room just now. As soon as he entered, Wei Xuan closed the door.

"What are you going to do?" I asked Wei Xu.

"If Mrs. Ai leaves, it means that she is going to raise her body; If you don't go, that's easier. ”

Wei Xuan showed a serious face, looked at me and Ai Xiaochan very seriously, and said, "Before opening the coffin, I have to find out Xiaodao first, whether the old lady Ai lying in the coffin is still alive or a corpse." ”

"How do you want to figure it out?" I asked Wei Xu.

"The fastest, most direct, and most effective way is for you to smell it with your nose." Wei Xuan said with a smile.

"I sniff with my nose? Then why did you call me and Ai Xiaochan to this house? I asked Wei Xuan with a puzzled expression.

"Can you smell that nose now?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"I can't smell it." I shook my head.

"That's it." Wei Xudao.

"Are you disgusting, do you want her to smell me?"

Ai Xiaochan immediately understood, knowing that Wei Xuan wanted me to smell that virgin.

"This time I want him to use his nose to distinguish between life and death, people are born by their mothers, so you have to let his nose smell the extreme yin first. Human birth is a process of moving from yin to yang, which comes out of the extreme yin of the mother. ”

Wei Xu's words were tactful, but I knew what he was talking about.

Ai Xiaochan's comprehension is no worse than mine, I have already understood, can she not understand? No, as soon as Wei Xuan finished speaking, her pretty face immediately turned red with shame.

"What a pervert!" Ai Xiaochan said shyly.

"What's the smell of? I don't want you to take off your pants, just smell it through your pants, you can't cheap this stinky fortune teller for nothing. ”

Wei Xu's little calf nose is obviously his own bad idea, and he said that he can't cheapen me. I really thought he was Zhu Bajie, every time he crossed the river, he had to hit a nail rake!

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