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"I'm going to find my aunt to have a spicy hot." Yuan Tiangang ran away as if he were running away, for fear that I would ask him to help me clean the house.

Nima!

I turned my head to look at the old turtle.

"Don't look at me, stupid, I'm just a pet turtle, what do you want me to do? Help you clean? Stop teasing. ”

The old turtle lay leisurely on the sofa and pouted.

Paralyzed, medium ghost general, I am a medium ghost general, the power of the blood pill is stimulated, and it is a high-grade ghost general! Cleaning? fuck！

"Girl, what are you eating? Let me take a bite. The old turtle climbed onto Anyarin's stomach and stretched out his paws to find something to eat in Anyarin's hand.

"Potato chips, your mouth is so small, how can you eat them?" Anyarin looked at the TV.

"You've chewed it, can't you just feed me?" The old turtle smiled lewdly.

"Little turtle with grass and mud horses! I'll shoot you to death! ”

I'm about to shoot the old turtle when I throw the broom, Made, although Lao Tzu is sweeping the floor, but I've been paying attention to Anyarin! Lao Tzu's women also dare to flirt!

"Sweep the floor." Anyarin said without looking back.

I glared at the turtle fiercely, "You wait for me." ”

After I finished cleaning, it was already more than 5 o'clock in the evening, and it took me 2 hours, but Anyarin was a lot more virtuous, I haven't seen her for more than 2 years, and I actually learned to cook.

Dinner was made by Anyarin, four vegetarian dishes, a pork rib soup, and it was quite hearty.

"Eat and see, how it tastes." Anyarin made it to the tableside.

"How did you learn to cook?" I looked at the table with a look of surprise on my face.

"You've been missing for more than 2 years, do I want to order takeout every day?"

"Well, sure enough, people are forced out." I couldn't help but sigh.

An Yalin's voice suddenly cooled down: "What did you say? ”

"What? Am I wrong? Who didn't come out of the force? "My face was crossed.

"No, the caesarean section didn't come out of force." The old turtle said weakly.

"Uh", my voice weakened, "it seems like this, eat." ”

Anyarin: "... ”

After tonight's meal, I made all the meals for the next 2 days! In Anyarin's words, I make it better!

Although I am unhappy on the surface, why am I inexplicably happy in my heart?

"Made, this little girl is so willful, she is so willful when she finds an excuse not to cook."

I was tinkering in the kitchen, and I couldn't help but smile on my lips.

"Are you going to go to the graduation ceremony in the evening?" Anyarin ate chicken curry and muttered her words.

"What are you going to do?" I don't want to go.

"I heard that the school held a grand ceremony this year, and after the ceremony, there was a dinner organized by the students themselves."

"What's the matter with me?" I grabbed my muscles and gnawed at them without grace.

"Close, there's something to eat."

"Okay, let's go."

Anyarin: "... ”

"Don't get me wrong, I just miss my old classmates." I am righteous.

"Yes, I miss them too, take me with you." The old turtle looked at me pitifully.

You are paralyzed, do you know them ̄□ ̄|| Lao Tzu cheated on eating and drinking, and he wanted to take a pet turtle with him? What do people think of me?

"If you want to go, I'll help you prepare, so as not to be ashamed."

"I'm already ashamed! It's a real graduation ceremony, and I'm eating and drinking, okay? It's all you, what kind of suspension do you want me to take! Otherwise, I can go in the open! ”

I gritted my teeth and looked at Anyarin.

"I won't help you prepare." Anyarin is tsundere.

"I was wrong," I instantly bared my white teeth, "help me prepare, a long line of Lamborghinis open the way, a helicopter in the sky sprinkled with salutes, and then I dressed in an evening gown and gracefully entered the party from an extended Lincoln." ”

Anyarin glanced at me faintly, "Neurotic." ”

"Paralyzed, speak well!"

"The common problem of dicks is that they love fantasy."

Grass! As long as you are Bai Fumei, one day you Bai Fumei will be pushed down by this cock! Made!

As soon as the afternoon arrived, there was a strange atmosphere in the whole university town, and schools of all sizes were busy, all of them setting up the scene for the graduation ceremony.

There are many schools in the university town, and each university is usually comparing with each other, and when it comes to the graduation ceremony, it is even more time to compare. Each school is trying to play new tricks and stand out as it stands out in order to attract students.

I sat in front of the doorframe and looked out at the magnificent university town in the distance.

If I hadn't committed suicide because of Wang Yajie and hadn't been buried in a copper coffin, I would still have lived with the identity and mentality of a dick.

If everything develops according to the established trajectory, at this time, I will be like those graduates, I will be reluctant to graduate, confused about entering the society, and deeply affectionate for my college classmates.

The graduation ceremony is a mixture of contradictions, obviously reluctant in my heart, but I have to force a smile.

"What? Hypocritical? "The old turtle crawled up to me and sat down.

"Yes, it's hypocritical, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being an ordinary person, you don't have to worry about cultivation, you don't have to do anything to pursue stronger strength, you don't have to give everything for cultivation."

"Cultivators face all kinds of dangers all day long, and they don't know when they will fall, how good ordinary people are."

The old turtle shook his head, "That's not what I said, every level of life will envy other levels of life. Because what you want, you can get it elsewhere. ”

"Ordinary people also have endless troubles, career, love, firewood, rice, oil and salt in daily life will make them powerless. They will also envy the life of our friars. Ordinary people envy the luxury of the rich, and the rich envy the simplicity of the ordinary people. ”

The old glans rested on his arm and sighed leisurely.

"I understand what you say, I'm just touching the scene." I shook my head.

Not long after I sat down, Anyarin took me out, saying she wanted to dress me up.

I don't shirk it, I never have any idea about dressing up, anyway, how handsome I look! Rattle!

Anyarin took me to the city, gave me hair, skin care and makeup, and tried on clothes and pants, and almost didn't paralyze me.

"How?" I put on my suit and walked out of the changing room.

"No, change." Anyarin sat in the clothing store, her chin in her arms, waving her hand impatiently.

Paralyzed, so strict? I think I'm so handsome! Do you know how long it will take for Lao Tzu to "change"? Made!

"The best and most expensive thing in your store is this kind of goods?" Anyarin looked coldly at the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper was a fashionably dressed young woman, she was by Anyaline's side, and was calmed by Anyaline's aura, and she didn't dare to talk nonsense.

"Yes, he went in to change it, and it was the last set, and these 6 sets are the treasures of our town store."

The shopkeeper looked at Anyarin carefully, and she could tell at a glance that Anyarin was a gold owner.

"This kind of garbage can also be called the treasure of the town store." Anyarin sneered.

"Uh." The shopkeeper smiled and his face was not very good-looking.

"Is this okay?" Six minutes later, I walked out of the fitting room with a tired face.

"Sequins?" An Yalin sneered, "I don't know who designed this dress, embellished with so many sequins, covering all the master's demeanor, such a dress is only worthy of those vulgar people who are not in the stream." ”

An Yalin shook her face and left, "Go to another house, this is not of enough grade." ”

I saw that the shopkeeper's face was green, this tsundere beast, talking really didn't save face at all.

"I'm sorry, her aunt is here today, and she is a little impulsive." I said to the shopkeeper as I undressed.

"She's pretty cute." Looking at Anyarin's back as she faded away, I couldn't help but smile.

In the end, after changing stores several times, Anyarin actually chose a tuxedo for me! According to Anyalin's request, the tuxedo was lined with blood, and the hem was also blood-colored.

"It's a bit of an exaggeration." I said in a slurred manner, the tuxedo is a favorite costume worn by Western aristocrats, and I always feel weird when I wear this dick.

"Don't worry, the graduation party is more exaggerated than anyone, you are nothing, I just make your exaggeration a little more restrained, and you have exaggerated capital."

Anyarin took out her credit card and handed it to the shopkeeper.

"Wow", a number appears on the credit card machine, "2430000".