Chapter 286: Lu Meow, who loves fish
This golden retriever has been very docile since I kept it in my house, and I almost forgot about its aggressiveness, and before I could realize that it had already knocked people down.
Afraid of my life, I ran away, "Wangcai stop!" That thing can't be eaten! ”
When I ran closer, I realized that something was wrong, and I saw the stupid dog's paws on people's bodies, and the huge dog's head rubbed around in people's arms, and made a suspicious hair/spring bark.
This stupid dog can't be in heat, right?
Or against a man?
As soon as a discordant thought flashed through my mind, I saw the man with the hat covering most of his face move, raised his arm with difficulty, and slapped the dog on the head.
"Damn, son, your father and I are old, I can't stand your toss like this, and your bones are about to fall apart."
The man sat up chatteringly, lifted his hat, and showed a stubbled face, "Who did you just say?" ”
I knew who this person was when that 'lean' popped out of my mouth, so after listening to his words, I nodded very sincerely, "Well, you're not a thing!" ”
Chen Yimu jumped up from the ground with quick movements, and exaggerated his finger at me to make a heartbroken look, "You, you, Qingqing, you have become bad......"
"Take your dog, get out!"
I took out the key and went in the door, stopped the man and the dog outside, and then went in and took out the kennel dog food and dog basin, and threw it in front of him.
"Hey, Qingqing, how can you treat guests like this, don't you miss me after seeing you for so long? Open the door and let me in! ”
I turned my back to him and waved my hand, "Slow down and don't send it!" ”
After throwing out the things of Wangcai, the yard is much empty, and there will be no more dog hair at home in the future, and it will not be woken up when you sleep, which is great!
It's just that Xiao January is still a little unaccustomed to it, standing in the yard blankly, with her little nose twitching, and then hanging her head and walking to my lap.
Meow.
I guess it's trying to say that there will be no more nests in the future.
Taking advantage of the good weather today, I watered the flowers in the yard, caught the three little ones running around, bathed, and then lay down on the beach chairs in the backyard to bask in the sun.
When Lu Zhoucheng went downstairs, the sun was almost setting, and he turned around to find me, "Wife, what are we going to eat at night?" ”
I was busy scrolling through Weibo, and I didn't raise my head and said: "The leftovers are hot, and there are dumplings if you don't have enough to eat." ”
The kitten in my arms was tossed aside by the neck, and a huge black shadow came down from the top of my head, so that I couldn't put down my phone for a while.
Seeing someone's dark face, I realized, "You, what's wrong with you?" ”
"What's wrong with me?"
The black shadow is a little lower, which makes people feel more oppressive, what is the situation?
I carefully observed his expression, "You're on your stomach?" Eat dumplings? ”
"I want to eat you!"
Listening to the sound of grinding teeth in his ears, a chill crept up behind him, and he hurriedly put his hand against his chest, "Mr. Lu, you have to calm down!" ”
Lu Zhoucheng snorted, got up and left, I hurriedly jumped up and chased after him, "Are you eating steamed dumplings or boiled dumplings?" It's okay to fry it, just have to wait a while. ”
The person walking in front stopped, bent down with a sense of oppression, until he was at eye level with me, "I want to eat fish, not frozen dumplings." ”
“……”
"But there's a lot of food left over at noon."
"Give Wangcai something to eat!"
"Wangcai was picked up by his father."
"Then give January Big Gray and Little White to eat, anyway, I don't eat it, I want to eat fish."
Is this guy a cat?
January is not as fond of fish as he is!
With someone's resentful look in my eyes, I took out the fish that had been fried two days ago, added greens, tomatoes, and shiitake mushrooms, and cooked it with the noodles.
Uncle Lu has enough fish, eats two large bowls of noodles, even drinks the soup, and finally leans on the sofa to watch the swimsuit show with satisfaction.
After bathing the two children, they read a storybook for a while, and then turned off the lights and went to bed.
At this time, Lu Zhoucheng had already finished taking a shower, and it was rare that he was actually interested in watching TV today, and it was a nondescript urban sci-fi.
Seeing me come in, Lu Zhoucheng glanced sideways, "Sleepy?" ”
"Uh-huh, sleep."
I took off my shoes and tried to get into bed, but the man on the bed stopped me with my legs, "Baby, have you forgotten something?" ”
What's up?
I looked down at myself, even covered my mouth and sighed to make sure I had taken a shower and had no bad breath, and then climbed back into bed.
Lu Zhoucheng went directly to my feet this time and kicked me in the ass.
I looked at him blankly, "Husband, what's wrong with you?" Did you get stuck in your head when you ate fish just now? ”
After speaking, he jumped to the side and successfully dodged Lu Zhoucheng's shadowless feet.
This person was not lightly angry, and pointed at me tremblingly, and said, "Let me stand here and think about it, and if I can't remember, I won't be allowed to go to bed." ”
I pretended to raise my hand and motioned, "Can I apply to lie down and think." ”
"You're beautiful! If you can't remember, don't sleep today. "This man was serious, and when he finished speaking, he went to watch his TV and put me aside to be punished.
People who are almost thirty years old still have to be punished, what kind of world is this?
Actually, I knew what he was talking about, but he was just pretending to be stupid, and the pestle with a sad face was beside the bed, thinking about how to get away with it.
After standing for a while, his legs were sore, and when he saw that Lu Zhoucheng didn't pay attention to this, he secretly moved to the side of the bed, but he was kicked before his knee touched the side of the bed.
"Stand still!"
I rubbed my buttocks and glared at the man quietly, my feet were so ruthless, did I kiss my husband!
Lu Zhoucheng rarely watches TV, and even if he does, he only watches financial news, but today he watched the TV series with great interest, and it was clear that he wanted to fight a protracted war.
I didn't think it was the way to go on like this, so I raised my hand and said, "Report!" ”
Lu Zhoucheng pressed the pause button and turned his head to look at me, "Say." ”
"I can't remember, or I'll go and spend the night with my daughter!" When I said this, my heart was full of anticipation and excitement, as if I had seen the big pink bed.
It's a pity that the wishful thinking didn't start, and I saw someone give me a contemptuous look, and the expression seemed to say: Wake up, girl, don't dream!
struggled for a while, and finally squatted on the ground dejectedly, "I know why you're angry, but I didn't give that name, and I only knew it when I saw the business license." ”
After squatting for a while, I saw that the person didn't say anything at all, and my temper came up.
If you say it, you're angry if you don't say it, and the old lady won't serve anymore!
I felt cool when I turned around and left, but I regretted it when I came out, and this remorse sublimated to the point where it was difficult to attach after lying on the cold sofa.
I think it may be me who gets stuck in the head by the fishbone, so what can I do with him and admit my mistake?
At this moment, I miss the soft big bed in the bedroom very much, and the beautiful boy pillow that is more effective than the warm baby, and vaguely remember that the temperature is below zero tonight, and the sky is going to kill me!
I think Lu Zhoucheng shouldn't be so cold-blooded, pricking up his ears to listen to the movement upstairs, looking forward to his footsteps, it's best to have another princess hug.
But I waited until almost twelve o'clock, and did not wait for the sound of someone's footsteps, and it was better that I could not stand the cold, and went back to him in a blanket.
When I went upstairs, I was still thinking that he should have slept so late!
If it's best to sleep, I can quietly climb into bed and go to the Zhou meeting.
However, the dream was good, but when I saw the light in the crack of the door, I was beaten back to its original shape.
After struggling at the door for a while, I plucked up the courage to push open the door, "You haven't ...... yet"
Before he finished speaking, the man standing in the door was not frightened, when was he standing here?
With a tightening of my wrist and being pulled in by someone, I sensibly didn't say anything.
Finally lay on the comfortable bed, rolled on it happily, and then rolled back and hugged someone, "Good night husband!" ”
It took a long time to hear the man grinding his teeth, "Sooner or later, I'll be angry with you!" ”
Who makes you so angry!
Of course, this kind of thing can only be thought about in your heart, otherwise you will really have to sleep on the sofa tonight.
As soon as the Lantern Festival passed, the afterglow of the Spring Festival was officially over, and everyone took back their minds and work, only I was still thinking about the trip that could not be fulfilled.
But I don't have time to dwell on that right now, because something more important awaits me.
It will be Lu Zhoucheng's birthday in a few days, and he said that he would give him a surprise, but now he can plan it and strive to let him have an unforgettable birthday.
When I talked to Zhu Jing and Zhou Anan about this, the two of them disliked me very much, saying that they had never seen a twenty-four filial ex-wife like me.
I'm so angry that I almost spurt out a mouthful of old blood, can I still be good friends?
After all, they are still very active in helping me come up with ideas, what sexy underwear, the temptation of the pool, in short, how to come without a bottom line.
I declined their kindness and worked on my plan behind closed doors, laughing from time to time.
After Lu Zihao's accident, the Lu family has been trembling, Lu Hongyu personally went back to preside over the overall situation, and Wu Yulan didn't have time to trouble me.
If you want to say that the only thing that doesn't go well is the bastard who caused me to raise a dog for half a month!
When Chen Yimu came back, he had a scruffy beard, like a wild man from the primeval forest, leading the dog in front of me all day long, and obviously visiting the door, in fact, he was here to eat.
Actually, I'm quite curious about him, he has such a good ability to climb over the wall and enter the room, why do you still have to write a long review!
Chen Yimu didn't know about this idea in my heart, but occasionally found me looking at him with bright eyes, so he covered his chest contrivedly.
"What are you doing? Do you want to overlord me? Let me tell you, don't beat my attention, my brother is a principled person, and I will never bow down to the evil forces! ”
Often before he finishes his words, I have already walked away, who wants to listen to his nonsense?
However, although I found him annoying, I gradually got used to his presence, and occasionally gave him a good look.
I think it's because of Wangcai, a dog has been raised for more than half a month, how can he have feelings, Chen Yimu is purely stained with the light of a dog!