Chapter 261: Yin and Yang Talisman
"If the old lady leaves, the Ai family will be my mother's decision. If I tell you to move, you will move. My mother blames it, and naturally I am on top of it, and I can't blame you for it. Ai Xiaochan said.
What can a mother do with her daughter? Of course it's no trick!
Therefore, I believe the package of tickets that Ai Xiaochan played.
"Feng Shui is a thing that moves the whole body."
Wei Xuan frowned, and said lightly: "This hair is easy to pull, but after the pull, how the whole body will move, it's really hard to say." If you can control it, it's fine, but if you can't control it, not only will it not bring the slightest benefit, but it will make things worse. ”
After saying this, Wei Xuan measured there with his footsteps, and pinched his fingers to count there.
His brow was furrowed throughout the process.
Just by the serious expression on the calf's nose at this time, I can be sure that he is definitely thinking of something.
"Did you think of a move?" I looked at Wei Xuan with some curiosity and asked.
"I thought of one."
Wei Xuan glanced at me, and then looked at Ai Xiaochan. This little calf's nose, with his eyes and that expression, even if I think about it with my toes, I can imagine it, and he must have some bad idea again.
"What's the move?" Ai Xiaochan showed an alert look and asked.
"You two may need to cooperate." Wei Xuan didn't dare to say it directly, but sold Guan Zi there.
"Don't beat around the bush, be direct." Anyway, his mouth can't spit out ivory, so it's better to let him say it a little more than to be hung by him like this.
"If the noble person escapes from the yang, he is in the yang palace; Yin is so noble, and it is in the Yin Palace. ”
Wei Xuan read this, but I couldn't understand what he meant.
"Can you say something that everyone understands?" I looked at Wei Xuan a little speechless and said.
"Yin and yang are separated, but they do not intersect. Yang is yang, yin is yin, it looks good, but it is not. Wei Xuan took out a talisman from his bag, handed it to Ai Xiaochan, and said, "This talisman needs to be moistened with yin water first, and then ignited with yang energy." ”
"What do you mean to moisten with yin water first?" I asked.
"Men are yang, women are yin. Since it is yin water, it naturally has to come out of the extreme yin of women, and as for yang energy, of course, it comes from men. ”
Wei looked at me in a bad way, and said, "Yin and Yang have to intersect, and my Yin and Yang talisman can be useful." ”
Yin and Yang intersect? Why did I suddenly become a little unsettled after hearing these four words? This calf nose, isn't it a little too much, the words of yin and yang intersect have come out.
After hearing this, Ai Xiaochan was ashamed, let alone her face, and even her entire neck became red.
"This is the ancestral tomb of our Ai family, how can it be done in front of the ancestors." Ai Xiaochan expressed her dissatisfaction.
I seemed to hear something from her words. That is, this woman does not seem to refuse to give us two yin and yang intercourse, what she refuses is that she can't be in this place.
Doing that thing in her ancestral grave, she was still a girl, which was indeed a bit too much. If it is not done well, it is likely to make the ancestors of their family jump out of the coffin board one by one.
It's nothing for me to suffer a loss, but if I want to provoke the ancestors of the Ai family because of this, they come to me to settle accounts, I can't afford it!
You must know that the ancestors of the Ai family, when they were alive, they were all characters, and after they died, they were naturally ghosts!
"What are you happy about?"
Ai Xiaochan probably saw the smile that appeared on my face inadvertently, so she said this to me angrily.
"What's not fun? I'm afraid that if the two of us really intersect here, the coffin board of your ancestors may not be able to hold it, and then they will all jump out of the coffin in anger, but it is not good. I said.
"Not serious."
Ai Xiaochan glared at me angrily and said, "When the ancestors come out, the first one will clean you up." ”
"I said, you two don't think about good things, okay?"
Wei Xuan glanced at me and Ai Xiaochan, and said, "Even if the two of you are in love and want to do that, you can't be in front of Xiaodao me, let alone here in your Ai family's ancestral tomb!" When I say the intersection of yin and yang, I mean by hand. Chen Xiyi, you use your hands to get some Ai Xiaochan's yin water out and apply it to this yin and yang talisman; Then Ai Xiaochan, just like last time, let Chen Xiyi's yang qi out in Fushan, and I will do the rest. ”
After saying this, he walked down.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I will go down and walk around, so as not to disturb you." Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "You two let go a little!" Whether it is yin water or yang energy, the more the merrier. ”
This little calf nose, is there a Taoist priest like him? Or is he like this for all Taoist priests?
Wei Xuan left, and Ai Xiaochan and I just looked at each other, looking at each other.
"How?" I asked Ai Xiaochan.
"I'm ashamed."
The woman glared at me, and only said that, and then said nothing else.
Today the woman was wearing a dress, black, relatively long, all up to the calf. Fortunately, she was not wearing pants, but a skirt. In a sense, it is more convenient to wear a skirt for such a thing as taking yin water.
There are some things that women can take the initiative, but for this kind of thing, as a man, it is better for me to take the initiative.
Although I slept in the same bed with Ai Xiaochan, in their family's ancestral grave, doing such a thing still made my little heart flutter, and I couldn't stand it.
I tentatively stretched out my hand, and Ai Xiaochan just stared at me like she was looking at a big pervert.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" I asked.
"Stinky and shameless." The woman said a word to me.
My hand had just touched the hem of her skirt and was about to lift her skirt up.
"Smack!"
The woman slapped me in the face, and the back of my hand hurt. Under the effect of pain, my hand, which was still a little restless, naturally retracted honestly!
"Why did you hit me?" I asked.
"It's time to fight!" The girl gave me a blank look and said, "Not honest." ”
At this time, I don't know why, here in the ancestral tomb of the Ai family, a yin wind blew whirring.
This cloudy wind is very strong, hula hula.
The ancestral tomb has a yin wind, which naturally shows that the ancestors in the tomb are a little dissatisfied and have begun to react.
I was thinking about putting my hand into Ai Xiaochan's skirt and getting some yin water or something, but after letting the yin wind swish on my face twice, I immediately dispelled this non-dividing thought.
The yin wind blew the fallen leaves on the ground, and the leaves all blew towards me and hit me in the face. I tried to block it with my hands, but there were so many leaves flying over that I couldn't stop it.
What's going on?
Why are all the fallen leaves flying up hitting me in the face! Ai Xiaochan was right next to me, but not a single leaf fell on her.
It must have been done by the ancestors of the Ai family, most of them thought that I had bullied Ai Xiaochan. But just now, I didn't do anything! just lifted her skirt, but before she could lift it, she was slapped back by her.
Xiaoniu's nose hurt me, he actually asked me to do such a thing to Ai Xiaochan in front of the ancestors of the Ai family, can the ancestors of their family agree?
Hit me in the face with leaves, I think it's still light. If it's not good, these old ancestors will have to use other tricks to clean me up in a while!
I don't know if it's because of such a thing as slapping someone in the face, it's easy to get addicted. Anyway, the leaves that "snapped" in my face and then fell to the ground, as soon as they hit the ground, they blew up again and began to hit me in the face again.
"You're helping me! These ancestors of your family are so cruel, my handsome face is going to swell them. "I begged Ai Xiaochan there.
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