Chapter 520: A serious nonsense

Speaking of peace and prosperity, it will definitely go to the road of Wenchang and weakness, with the death of those founding heroes who opened up the territory and expanded the territory, the king of Shoucheng who is soaked in the honey pot is more and more afraid of war.

Then the question arises, what about those who point to military merits and make a fortune? The government army and the government army, although you farm when you don't fight, but you can't stop fighting at all, you farm all year round, that's not called the government army, that's called farmers.

Wang Er Mazi is such a government army who can't wait to go to war every day, make some war money, marry a mother-in-law and drink some wine, don't be too happy.

When King Wu was about to rebel, he and his friends in the same village were all gearing up, and the opportunity came!

Before the sage personally conquered Goguryeo, the main transfer was the central army and the border army, but their Songzhou army did not get any benefits, I thought that there would always be a chance in the future, but I didn't expect that the prince would destroy Goguryeo directly at once.

This is really against human nature, you eat all the big bread in one bite, what else do we people eat?

Now that they want to beat the prince, they are all happy, is there a personal vendetta in the communiqué?

Is there a ...... from the dragon's skill in front of you?

Wang Er Mazi had a sweet dream, he was wearing Lingguang armor, stepping on colorful auspicious cloud combat boots, standing at the door of the main hall of Taiji Palace, King Wu regarded him as the Marquis of Wanhu, rewarded seven or eight beauties, all of them were the top little lady in the Spring Breeze Building, Fengxian......

Saliva flowed, Wang Er Mazi felt a roar in his ears, followed by a chaotic punch, disturbing people's dreams, should be punished!

Wang Er Mazi jumped up, "Is your mother dead?" What kind of mourning in the middle of the night? ”

He said, sniffling, "Did you fucking fall into the shithole?" Why does it stink? ”

Chen Sangou, a fellow villager who slept next to him, suddenly became angry, "You don't wash your feet, you stink so much that we can't sleep, are you embarrassed to say?" ”

Wang Er Mazi hesitated a little, his foot smell was indeed famous in the camp, he shook his head weakly, "No, I washed my feet in the port at the gate!" ”

Everyone sniffed it, and rushed out of the camp one by one, and when they went out, the good fellows immediately shrank back.

Chen Sangou turned his head and took a deep breath, "This is even more stinky outside, I guess it's really not Wang Ermazi's stinky feet." ”

The group covered their mouths and noses and went out of the camp, but found that the entire army was in turmoil, and many people were awakened and wandered around like headless flies, especially those who had smelly feet like Wang Ermazi suffered, and many people with hot tempers almost started to move.

In the middle of the night, it was like an enemy attack, and the whole camp was brightly lit.

King Wu walked out of the tent with a black face, he was already vomiting bile, "What's the matter, why is it so stinky all of a sudden?" Isn't there an enemy attack? ”

A staff member standing beside him smiled and said, "The king is relieved, we have received a tip-off, the prince has been tricked, and he will attack Chenzhou tomorrow." ”

King Wu hesitated a little and said: "It's probably because I'm thinking too much, but this style of acting is a bit like Cui Jiu." ”

As soon as he remembered the old things in Chang'an City before, his face couldn't help but darken.

When he becomes the emperor, see how he tortures Cui Jiu, or put him in the harem and shame him to death!

King Wu thought, and wanted to vomit again, "Quickly let people check what the hell is going on." ”

After a while, a general trotted over, "My lord, I have found out, the stench came from the ditch, and the southeast wind blew tonight, which just blew the stench into our camp." Maybe someone threw the corpse or something, and when the soldiers salvaged it, it would be fine. ”

King Wu breathed a sigh of relief, now that there is a war, Chen stayed in the city, and the people who defended the city suffered countless casualties, and it was possible to throw the corpse into the river at night.

As he spoke, he turned and went back to the tent, but he went to incense with all his might.

If He Zhichun and Cui Jiu had a thousand miles of ears, they would have laughed to death when they heard this.

This person is really a serious nonsense, so he deceived King Wu, a fool!

It's not spring yet, where does the south wind come from? The weather is not hot, the freeze is swishing, and Chen Liucheng's body suddenly stinks? The king of Wu still believed it.

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At this moment, He Zhichun and Cui Jiu had already hurried back to the camp, and there was a white and tender Di Zuoju on horseback.

The two returned to the camp, and the British public horse ran over angrily, "Your Highness, the gentleman does not stand under the dangerous wall, you have to go to spy on the enemy camp, just let Ah Tian and Huai Gong go, how can you be in danger alone?" ”

Cui Jiu was a little aggrieved, what does it mean to be in danger alone, isn't it a person?

Li Tian and Du Huaigong are a little aggrieved, if the prince doesn't stand under the wall, the two of us can do it, we are not gentlemen, or are we not biological?

He Zhichun clasped his hands together and begged for mercy, only she and Cui Jiu could do tonight's thing! Who told you all to be so upright!

Cui Jiu thought about it, and said goodbye, "Gong Li, let's go into the camp first." ”

Seeing that they were followed by a stranger, the British swallowed 10,000 curses back into their stomachs and went to the commander's camp.

He Zhichun said to Cui Jiuyi, and the people around him pondered.

They have all learned how bad that sauce is.

Unless the Song Zhou army changes camps tonight, don't want to sleep well, tomorrow morning, there is no water source to cook, this is an excellent opportunity for them.

The British Duke thought and was heartbroken, "You two...... This weapon has been used too early, you think about it, if our army is there, when they are rioting, rush in and slash and slash, and attack the camp in the middle of the night......"

He Zhichun shook his head, "If they let their lives almost die, what is the smell?" It's because I'm comfortable now that I feel that the smell is a kind of trouble! When they were hungry and sleepy, we killed them in one fell swoop and relieved the siege of Bianzhou. ”

The British Duke nodded helplessly, no matter what happens, whether it is reasonable or not, the prince will turn him into a reason.

"Then Your Highness hastened to rest and kill the enemy tomorrow."

At this time, Uncle Sun suddenly said, "What about Chenzhou? The spies we sent to Chenzhou have also returned, and there is also a siege of the Songzhou army. If, as the prince said, the main force of King Wu is in Bianzhou, then it is not very simple for us to fight Chenzhou, which is empty of troops, and save Zheng Renkai. We have come from afar, and they have waited for ......"

He Zhichun glanced at Uncle Sun deeply, and saw that Uncle Guo was a little panicked.

"Then let's still act according to the original plan, Uncle Guo will lead people to attack Chenzhou, Tianbao and Li Yinggong will go to Bianzhou, and let the Caozhou army come to reinforce it."

Uncle Sun nodded stubbornly.

waited for He Zhichun to go out with Cui Jiu and the others.

The British Duke sighed, "Why should Uncle Guo be like this, the situation in Chenzhou in Bianzhou is as calculated by the prince, it is obvious that Chenzhou is a pit, why should you be angry with a little lady." ”

Uncle Sun's old face turned red, he thought before, who was wrong, who knelt down and called Daddy.

He has been fighting for so many years, and he wants to admit his mistake to a little lady, it's really hum!

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