Chapter 276: Headless City
To be honest, I've endured this colorful worm for a long time!
At first, I was made sore and weak by Yin bone powder, but after all, the physical fitness of the exorcist is much stronger than that of ordinary people, and after the Yin bone powder lost its effect, my body also recovered.
But there was a colorful worm lying on my back, swimming around me from time to time, and I didn't dare to say a word of fear. I couldn't help but say a fair word just now, this thing actually poked its head into my mouth!
I'm polite now? Regardless of his three-seven-twenty-one, his upper and lower teeth rattled and wanted to bite off the melon seeds of the colorful worm's head.
This time, I was biting with the mentality of playing with my life, who thought that before the teeth fell, I felt that my mouth was numb, and my teeth and tongue did not obey the call, and even the muscles in my mouth became extremely stiff.
My heart says, "It's broken!" Poisoned!
At that time, I was really not afraid of death, or even if I died, I had to avenge myself first. So I didn't even think about it, I reached out and poked into my mouth, and directly grabbed the fluffy colorful worm.
I guess I didn't expect me to dare to resist, and I was caught on the spot. The characteristic touch of arthropods came from my hand, and without saying a word, I tried to pull it in two.
Who would have thought that the colorful worm was slippery, and countless gastropods crossed my hand, and let it run out at the last moment. However, this guy was probably frightened, and after running out, he slipped under the belly of the corpse, and never dared to show his head again.
Long live the corpse looked at me curiously and said, "Okay, little guy, you can scare Xiao Qi like this." ”
I wanted to scold, but the poison in my mouth spread, and even my brain became groggy. Faintly, I heard the little Zhong Kui, who looked like a big turtle, say, "Okay! I'm going to kill with you! After that, you will never be bothered by me! Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind......"
After he said this, he seemed to ask me who I really was, but I didn't hear how the corpse could answer, so I fell to the ground and lost consciousness completely.
Of course, I wasn't poisoned by the colorful worms. When I woke up, the groggy feeling in my brain was gone. Only the tongue and mouth are still numb and stiff, indicating that the toxins of the colorful worms have not been completely removed.
After looking around, I found that I was in the back seat of a car, the shock absorption performance of the vehicle was very poor, and the road conditions were really bad, so I was dizzy from the bumps. I got up from my seat with a grunt, just in time to see the corpse driving through gritted teeth, looking at me through the rearview mirror.
He said impatiently: "Grandma, when will you wake up, you have to wake up at this time?" ”
He slammed the steering wheel, and the whole car turned around as if it was drifting, and at this time, I saw that there were three large-displacement off-road vehicles chasing outside the window.
Through the windshield, I saw that two of the three cars chasing were military vehicles, and the other was a lama in a big red robe driving, and there was a person in the co-pilot's position who was wearing a headscarf.
At that time, I was overjoyed, grandma's, long live the corpse, now look where you run!
Although it was a little late, the pursuers behind finally rushed over. So I gloated and said, "You are disturbing! You also have today! ”
Actually, I wanted to scold his grandmother, but because his tongue was still swollen, the words became disturbing when he came out of his mouth.
The corpse didn't pay attention to me, just drove there with gritted teeth. Xiao Zhong Kui, who looked like a big turtle, glanced back slowly, then pointed to the electronic map on the car and said, "Go to Headless City." ”
Long Live the Corpse said angrily: "If you enter the headless city, you have to cut off your own head, the three of us, whose head are you going to cut off?" I'll tell you first! Yu Buren must live! The Fallen King wants to see him! ”
Xiao Zhong Kui's tone was still unhurried: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain." ”
Long live the corpse said angrily: "Okay! If there is no road at that time, Lao Tzu will cut off your head! It's a big deal that Lao Tzu went to the Kola Peninsula alone to kill Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua! ”
He slammed the steering wheel and at the same time poked his head out of the window and shouted, "Master Kasya! It's kind of you let those big-headed soldiers chase them into the Valley of the Severedhead! ”
There was a crisp gunshot in response, but the soldiers behind clearly had no intention of blowing up the car, and although the gunshots rang out, the bullets passed overhead.
Looking at his watch, he was in a coma for more than ten hours. Thinking about the more than ten hours of time, the search team of the border guards and the pursuers of the Daxueshan Temple chased us to the Hidden Corpse Ridge, and then they bit us and didn't let go.
Because the corpse Banzai killed a second lieutenant officer, this kind of bad behavior made the border guards determined to arrest him. And in order to save me, the teachers of the Great Snow Mountain Temple even got into the car in person, regardless of their old body.
The two sides joined forces, and the corpses Banzai and Xiao Zhong Kui fled in the wilderness. The two sides didn't know how long they had been chasing in the vast wilderness, and in desperation, Xiao Zhong Kui suggested that the corpse long live and break into the headless city.
Speaking of Headless City, this place is also an extremely strange place in the circle. The place is located in a vast no-man's land along the border of the country, and because of the lack of resources, it is full of deserts and mountains, and even the local residents rarely go near it.
Headless City is said to be a city, but it is actually a valley with artificial structures. Decades ago, travelers and explorers fled for their lives in panic, claiming to have found people living without heads in Tibet.
They were so contemptuous that they even took photos and detailed road maps.
But travelers and explorers were not in the circle, so much so that the photo and the route map were sent to the newspaper office, where they were used as butt paper by the newspaper staff.
In the words of others: "Can you live without a head?" Didn't the brains of these travelers burn out? ”
After the news of this incident spread, it also caused a burst of laughter in the traveling circles. All it takes is a few daring explorers who are not convinced, and want to go to the headless city again.
However, at this time, the Special Crime Division came to the door.
At that time, the head of the special case department was still Deng Bochuan, and he happened to see about a person who could live without a head, and immediately thought of the legendary headless man. So he personally led a trip to Tibet, and really found the so-called headless city.
The people of Headless City really don't have heads, and they believe that the reason why humans are evil is because there are too many thoughts in their heads, and they just need to cut them off.
Speaking of which, this group of people is not an evil guy, but they are old-fashioned and a little tendoned, which may have something to do with their lack of brains, right?
At that time, Deng Bochuan wanted to visit the headless city and uncover the secret of why people can live without heads. But the stubborn guys in Headless City had to ask Deng Bochuan to cut off his head before he could enter.
The human head is the head of the six yangs, even if it is a powerful person, if he has no head, he will have to die and burp and catch a cold. The people of Headless City want the head of the Special Cases Division to cut off their heads, who wants to do this?
Deng Bochuan was so angry that he almost wanted to take the masters of the Special Case Department to directly overturn Headless City.
The reason why he didn't do this was not because Deng Bochuan was kind-hearted, but because he found that although these people had no brains, their means were not bad at all.
In addition, the old professor who accompanied the team wanted to carefully study why the people in the headless city could live without heads, and it was really not the time to turn his face. So Deng Bochuan blew his beard and glared at the three special case offices to follow the old professor, and he took the rest of the people back home.
I thought that the old professor's research would soon have results, and then uncover the secret of the headless city of headless and immortal.
But half a month has passed, and the old professor has not sent a message. So Deng Bochuan sent someone to Headless City to inquire about the news, only to find out that the old professor and the three field staff of the special case department took the initiative to cut off their heads and became a member of Headless City.