Chapter 32: I'm Going to Give You a Monkey!

Early morning. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a night of silence, under the sunshine, the prosperous scene of the imperial capital set sail again.

Morning. There was a lively and noisy sound in the square of Jinling Street. Three or five people, in groups, swarmed away.

"What's going on?"

Some passers-by were full of curiosity.

"You still don't know, the Eight Star Lottery opened a huge prize, a foreign homeless person won five bets, and the prize money was as high as 500,000 gold yuan!"

"Damn, this is so lucky!"

"Who said no, 500,000 gold yuan, saving a little is enough to spend half a lifetime!"

"Eight Star Lottery so many periods, the single five bets are still the first time...... This untouchable is lucky! ”

"Yes! Sihai Commercial Bank publicized to the outside world, what is this treasure of the untouchables were crowned with the title of 'lucky star', a few days ago they were doing activities, the eight main streets of the imperial capital, none of them fell ...... Today it is the turn of Jinling Street, I heard that it is the last event, and the prize will be awarded on the spot after the end! ”

"Let's go, let's go!"

Everyone is curious. For this lucky person who stepped on shit luck and won the 500,000 gold yuan jackpot. Residents near Jinling Street, both men and women, young and old, all flocked to join in the fun.

What does it feel like to be treated as a monkey?

Two words to describe it, unpleasant. If you add one more word, it's very unpleasant.

Fang Xiaobao's mood is like this now.

Downtown square. A high platform erected by man rises from the ground. Fang Xiaobao stood in the center, dressed in red and green, facing the black crowd under the stage, with a stiff smile on his face.

If you want to receive the bonus, you must cooperate with the Four Seas Commercial Bank to do publicity. The eight main streets of the imperial capital, one event a day.

This is the condition for the Gao family to issue bonuses. There is no doubt that the crooked idea must have been thought up by the tall lady, and through the mouth of her personal maid Xiaokou, she told it to Fang Xiaobao.

Propaganda representatives showed up. Fang Xiaobao, who had the idea of making a fortune in a muffled voice, was of course reluctant.

When we tactfully ask whether we can not participate in publicity activities. Fang Xiaobao got a reply with only one sentence: "If you don't cooperate, you will bear the consequences!" ”

Naked menace!

For money, for the capital to make a fortune in the future. Fang Xiaobao had no choice but to be at the mercy of others.

From the second day of coming to the imperial capital, the publicity activities were in full swing.

Parade through the streets, display, and read acceptance speeches. The whole process is a whole day. At night, Fang Xiaobao was as tired as a dog, and he didn't even have the strength to straighten his waist, so he fell asleep.

The next day, I was woken up before dawn. Seven full days have passed since the campaign continued.

It's finally coming to an end!

On the eighth day, the last publicity campaign was held on Jinling Street. Fang Xiaobao has received a notice to let him behave well, and at the end of the event, the finale VIP will appear, and Gao Yue, the eldest lady of the Gao family, will personally award him with a bonus.

No matter how bitter and aggrieved my heart is. To survive today is victory.

Fang Xiaobao remembered the huge bonus that was about to arrive, and his sore waist immediately soared straight, full of energy.

"Two coppers can achieve the pinnacle of life, and a rich life is no longer a dream!"

Highly incendiary words were heard. Fang Xiaobao squinted at it, and a guy with oily hair and powdered face and exaggerated clothes stood beside him, holding a megaphone in his hand, shouting at the crowd in the audience.

The name of this guy is unknown. It is said that the emcee invited by the Four Seas Commercial Bank was specially responsible for this publicity and publicity activity.

A big man, wearing a thick foundation, his face is whiter than the girl's. If it weren't for the fact that his voice was full of anger, Fang Xiaobao directly suspected that he was a shemale.

'Brother Shemale' is Fang Xiaobao's nickname for the other party. These days, they are partners, cooperating with each other to promote and build momentum.

Fang Xiaobao is very smart. I know that the intention of the Four Seas Commercial Bank to hold this event is nothing more than to use its 'good luck' to stimulate those who want to get rich overnight to buy lottery tickets, and then increase and expand the turnover of the gambling house.

Admittedly, this trick is very clever!

Judging from the fierce reaction of the crowd in the audience, the 'lucky star' promoted by the Gao family, that is, himself, definitely plays a role in propaganda and momentum.

Although the imperial capital was prosperous, for most ordinary people, 500,000 gold yuan was still a huge wealth, and they couldn't earn money after working for half a lifetime.

Eight Star Lottery is aimed at the middle and lower class people. Everyone has a desire to get rich. There is a living example of Fang Xiaobao, a 'successful person', if it does not receive results, it is abnormal.

"Did you see that? Fang Xiaobao is from Black Earth City...... A place where you can't even grow rice, the people there don't even have enough food and clothing, and they can't even drink sweet water! ”

'Shemale Brother' is very professional. grasped the key points of propaganda, tried his best to demean Fang Xiaobao's past life, rhetorically described, and exaggerated.

"Our lucky star is a living example!"

When the 'ladyboy brother' said that he was excited, he was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and stretched out his hand to point at Fang Xiaobao, "He is a homeless person!" ”

The fingertips moved down along Fang Xiaobao's body. This guy is like displaying goods, his mouth is facing the loudspeaker, and he introduces loudly, "If you are in the imperial capital, the homeless people can still have a bite to eat, as for the Black Earth City...... Let me tell you a little news, it is said that our lucky star, before he bought the Eight Star Lottery and won the jackpot, was so poor that he didn't even have to wear pants! ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Receive the effect. 'Brother Shemale' worked even harder, twisted his limbs exaggeratedly, and shouted in a hanging voice: "Look at the present, he is wearing the top silk clothes produced by Jinxiufang, and he eats the delicacies carefully cooked by Drunken Immortal Residence...... It can be said that the experience of buying Baxingcai made his life completely reversed, from a homeless person who didn't even have pants to wear, to a rich man who was generous even in the imperial capital! ”

There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd.

Fang Xiaobao rolled his eyes at the 'ladyboy brother'. The other party's words were a little out of the script, and he was home.

'Brother Shemale' was on the rise, and he was very satisfied with his ability to play on the spot, turning a blind eye to Fang Xiaobao's dissatisfaction and continuing to sing.

"Big guy, look at how frustrated our lucky star is!"

'Brother Shemale' got inch by inch, stretched out his hand and patted Fang Xiaobao's cheek, trying his best to give full play to his hosting talent and render the atmosphere of the scene, "But it doesn't matter, he won 500,000 gold yuan, enough to buy ten rooms and eight rooms of wives and concubines, and enjoy the joy of all people...... I also believe that there are many girls present who will not dislike our lucky star, who is short, ugly, black and thin, because marrying him is equivalent to marrying 500,000 gold yuan! ”

Lao Tzu is short, ugly, black and thin?

Fang Xiaobao couldn't help it. The smile on his face was still maintained, but his eyes were fixed as if he were murderous.

'Brother Shemale' was unaware, and even raised Fang Xiaobao's hand further, facing the audience and shouting: "The daring girl can shout out, maybe...... You will look at our lucky star and become the housekeeper of half a million billionaires tomorrow! ”

"Nima Laozi is here to promote, not to go on a blind date...... Dead shemale, dare to spoof Lao Tzu and abolish you again! ”

Fang Xiaobao couldn't help it. Lower your voice and warn viciously.

didn't wait for the demon brother to reply, and there was a shout from the audience.

"Lucky Star, I don't think you're skinny! I'm going to marry you! A chicken chop girl jumped to her feet and shouted.

"I don't think you're short, as long as you want, let's hold hands now!" A short-legged girl shouted vigorously.

"Lucky Star, you have a lot of money, I am as beautiful as a flower, we are a match made in heaven...... So I decided, I'm going to give you a monkey! ”

The fiercest is a 'like a flower' girl, ugly and black, but the other party Xiaobao is the most interested. actually squeezed directly to the front and stepped on the shoulders of his companions to climb onto the stage.

"Holy!"

I saw this 'beauty' open her arms and pounce on herself with a big scarlet mouth. Fang Xiaobao reacted instinctively and kicked away.

"Even if I fight a bachelor for a lifetime, I won't have monkeys with you!"

When the flower girl was kicked off the stage and howled like a pig. Fang Xiaobao took a sip and said viciously.