Chapter Seventy-Three: The Master Is Stupid
"Sure enough, this time and space girl will definitely go to find Wu Ming, so let's ...... Haha, high, really high! The bloody boy in red really admired the five-body throw.
"Brother, you don't understand yet, my poison is specially used against him. Ay...... You also saw it just now, the few people around him, especially those women, are all extraordinary, but this Wu is obviously a waste. I really don't know how to sit in charge. The poisonous boy frowned and said to the blood boy.
"Really? I can also see that he is simply a Tang monk, this time you have to thank my little fishy worms, if they didn't suck the blood of many people, we wouldn't have been able to use these people to get the traces of this Qidao Gate, in short, let's fight crookedly, this time we just wait. The blood boy proudly snatched the credit.
"Go, go, you will be at most one percent in the credit book, don't be sentimental, do you know how powerful the poison is?" The poisonous boy looked at the blood boy with disdain.
The blood boy raised his eyebrows, pouted and asked, "How powerful?" Don't brag! In case Wu Ming dies, you will be embarrassed! After speaking, he walked in front with a sneering expression.
"Hillbilly! I don't know! Let me tell you, my poison is deprived of the six senses, eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, I realized from a string of Buddhist beads......" The poisonous boy said as he walked forward, "Have you listened to me!" ”
"Yes, yes, you have to be a monk......" The blood boy listened to the dizziness, what eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind? A big mess.
This poisonous boy just shook his head helplessly, thinking in his heart that this blood boy was indeed a dirt bun, and he didn't know it.
Wu Ming here kept going to the toilet, his body exuded a foul smell, and his hearing became worse and worse. Lingyun couldn't stand it anymore, pinched this nose and handed him over to Baolong.
"Senior brother, you get better quickly, even if it's a minute, can't you faint after you pay the money?" Baolong also collapsed, if this Wu Ming can't wake up, he can only take out the 3,000 yuan by himself, although it is not much, but it is also painful. But this Wu Ming now seems to be relying on himself, and he really regrets not eating more food just now, and of course he is glad that he didn't eat shredded potatoes.
Baolong and Xiaomei, who were supporting Wu Ming, came to the front desk together and checked out.
"Hello sir, a total of 30,000 yuan. Please ask whether you pay by credit card or cash or QR code scanning, we can get a 9% discount...... "A beautiful little sister said with a smile, listening to the little beauty on the side.
But everyone hasn't heard the key to this sentence, and Baolong will go crazy in the next second.
"What? 30000? Didn't you say 3000? Make no mistake!! Baolong roared.
"No, sir, it's 30,000, it's not 3,000 This is a consumption receipt, I've shown it to you before, you can see it again!" The little sister still said in a whisper, not in the slightest hurry.
Baolong took the receipt and took a closer look, it was really 30,000 yuan, "1,500 for a pot in West Lake...... A product of plum ginseng 2000..."Baolong looked at the spirit while reading, and his face turned red with anger.
"Ahh......h I'm not very good at math, I miscalculated, I miscalculated...... Let's just say, it's so delicious! The spirit hippie said with a smile, while reminiscing about the delicious food just now, looking at Baolong with a rogue expression, Xiaomei could only shrug her shoulders, indicating that it had nothing to do with her.
At this time, Baolong finally understood why Lingmei didn't become the head, with this mathematical foundation, if he wants to be the head, it is estimated that he has to go back to the kindergarten to rebuild.
Baolong began to regret that he didn't eat shredded potatoes, and his head was dizzy for a while, but he didn't drink today, and the law of the One Qi Dao Sect couldn't drink, so he didn't have the opportunity to pretend to be drunk, thirty thousand !! Thirty thousand!!! Discount 27,000!! Baolong held his credit card with a trembling right hand, handed it to the little sister at the front desk, and squeezed out two words "swipe...... Card ......"
After swiping the card and settling the account, Baolong's heart was like being cut with 27,000 knives. desperately took Wu Ming back to the guest house arranged by Long San.
"Oh, Mom, it's finally here, junior brother, I'm finally relieved." The puff on the Baolong sofa. At this time, his mobile phone suddenly rang, Baolong picked it up and saw that it was Wu Ming who transferred 3,000 yuan to himself, and remarked, "This is the rice money, thank you!" Baolong raised his head and was about to speak, only to see Wu Ming jump into the toilet again, followed by a "porphyry......" Baolong was about to collapse......
"I applied for a change of dormitory !!!!!!!!" Baolong opened the door and ran out. "It stinks!! Damn......"
"It's pathetic...... The director ...... "Music, who ran back in advance and thought he had escaped, but he still kept shaking his head, "I won't be killed by the two of you if I don't get the smell!" ”
Xiaomei didn't have any expression, lying on the bed and staring at the ceiling blankly.
"What a noise! Stop the outside again! "The spirit is obviously hot" let you take care of your junior brother, and you will be virtuous...... Is there still love? Is there a conscience? Be careful to drive you out of the school! ”
Baolong was scolded for being stupid, and the music next door and Xiaomei also listened to it really. Xiaomei was about to get up and quarrel, but was pulled by the music, "Sister, don't ...... The director doesn't take care of the master, you go or I go or ......" Xiaomei understood at once, and she could only quietly remain silent. The Baolong stood in the corridor in a daze, and saw that no one paid attention to him, so he had to pinch his nose and return to the house.
"I said boss! Can you not do this? Baolong said as he walked. Do you want to see a doctor, as long as you control it! However, Wu Ming still didn't react, and Baolong thought about it! Hurriedly sent the door to the bathroom, and a foul smell almost swallowed Baolong.
"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Baolong was choked, but Wu Ming still went to the toilet casually, "I said boss, why are you going to scare me to death?" Baolong saw that Wu Ming was okay and complained. But Wu Ming still didn't react. This can frighten Baolong.
Baolong turned around and rushed out of the door and shouted, "Come on, something has happened to the boss!!!!!!! ”
Hearing the sound, the spirit, the little beauty, and the music gathered in this stinking room. Asked in unison, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”
Baolong pointed to the bathroom, shrugged his shoulders and said, "The boss is stupid!" If you don't agree, ignore me! ”
"What?" The spirit of the anxious child kicked open the bathroom, and then it was "Ah!! Rogue!! Lingmei saw Wu Ming's spring brilliance, and she frightened herself, but Wu Ming was lifting his pants as if nothing had happened.
"What's wrong with him?" Xiaomei asked Baolong.
"I don't know!" Baolong innocently replied to everyone's words.
"Yike!! The boss seems to be blind and deaf! "The music is finally right." You look at him without blinking, and he can't hear what we say. ”
Lingmei shook his hand in front of Wu Ming's eyes, and if it was so, he didn't agree to call his name. "It's over, our head is gone! One Breath Gate is finished! The spirit collapsed on the ground.
This Baolong was about to speak, but was forced back by Xiaomei's look, and it was estimated that he wanted to say, "Let's divide the luggage and go home!" ”
"The six senses in the head are deprived, and he may lose his sense of touch next, and his eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind will all be lost, and he will die!" The music muttered the truth that broke everyone.