Chapter 363: Donkeys are not easy to mess with
"Master. Although Jing'er has an extraordinary background, it can only be said that it is a machine spirit, as for it? I couldn't help but ask.
The master gave me a blank look, stretched out his hand and didn't care about the greasy on it, grabbed it and put it in his mouth to bite it, and then said disdainfully: "Boy, you can just snort!" Return the machine spirit, have you ever seen a machine spirit like this? Wupin can tell you that not only is it an immortal weapon, but even a legendary artifact rarely has a weapon spirit, let alone a little ancestor. ”
I was stunned, for the high-level immortal weapons, there are indeed records of machine spirits in the book, but they are all a few sentences, or they seal other people's souls in their own weapons to act as instrument spirits, and Jing'er obviously does not belong to this category.
"Alas! This Qiankun Dragon Mirror is not a mortal thing, but it is handed down from your cloth and clothes. I can't say the specifics, but you can't underestimate this mirror. Even your master, my fate, maybe it will fall on you in the future. This little ancestor naturally can't be offended. ”
The bedroom was confused by these words, as if I were the savior. Said a little innocently at the moment. "Master, I can have that ability!"
"Hmmm! I also think that you don't have the ability, but this Qiankun mirror actually awakened the machine spirit in your hand, and if the master runs away in the future, you still need to fall into the Qiankun mirror, wait, one day and the Qiankun mirror will surprise you, everything in it is not something you can think of. Master said after taking another sip of wine.
After going around for a long time, I still didn't understand, and a lot of nonsense was not to praise myself but to talk about the mirror. Since Master doesn't say it, I can't do anything about it. This time, I finally figured out the reason why Qingyunguan closed the mountain, plus my master didn't have anything to do, and he claimed to be Lu Dongbin. What else am I nervous about. This time I have a small gathering with Master, and I have to go back and meet with Wang Xian. I don't know, how big the matter is now.
"What are Master's plans for the future? Why don't you come with me, enough wine and meat. As I spoke, I took out a bottle of Drunken Dragon Drink from the ring and placed it on the table.
"What is this?" The master squinted his eyes and asked with a little drunkenness.
"Drunken dragon drink." I said lightly.
Sou! When the words fell, I felt a gust of wind. After that, the drunken dragon drink on the table had disappeared and completely entered the master's mouth.
Master squinted his eyes and enjoyed it very much. I opened my eyes halfway, and two lines of tears snaked down! "Bastard boy didn't take out such a good wine, your kid has stiffened wings! Alas, it has not been drunk for a thousand years! Anything else? ”
Seeing Master's burning eyes staring at my ring, I smiled and said, "Yes, I have a winery. Master, you can drink as many drunken dragon drinks as you want. ”
Master's eyes lit up, and after a moment, he sighed, "That's it! Master still has some things to do. Let's say goodbye to our master and apprentice! Before leaving, you have to do Master a small favor, there are eight immortals, but unfortunately thousands of years ago because of the East China Sea fell out. Now that the chaos in China has begun, when I see my six senior brothers, I will tell them that they will see each other in Nanshan. ”
After the words fell, the master stood up and collected the wine and food on the table with his hands, not even leaving the plates.
"Master, how can I find them?" Of course, I didn't notice this, so I just chased after Master's back and asked.
"You have a relationship with the Eight Immortals, you don't need to look for it, you will naturally meet it." As the Master spoke, his steps seemed slow, but his figure disappeared in a few breaths.
I couldn't help but sigh, I didn't know when I would see you again.
"Oops! It's a thief! Eat the overlord meal, even the plates! The old man came out quickly! "Just when I was feeling sad, I heard the screams of the proprietress behind me like killing a pig.
Immediately after that, a fat man dressed in a chef's costume rushed out with a kitchen knife.
A face became distorted with anger, and he opened his mouth, but before he could shout, he heard a snap, and then his face was hot, as if he had been slapped in the face. Reaching out and touching it, there were five hundred-dollar bills on his face. At that time, I was stunned.
"Old woman, we can't be haunted!" The chef stammered.
"What kind of ghost is haunting, as long as you pay, it doesn't matter if he's a human or a ghost." The proprietress was free and easy, and when she saw the five hundred-dollar bills, the anger just now was long gone, so she grabbed it and counted it, and took it in the sun, making sure that it was definitely real money. put it away with a smile at the moment.
All of this is naturally my handiwork. Regardless of whether my master is unreliable or not, he is also my master, so I will not tolerate abuse from others. Of course, the money has to be paid, and the slap naturally has to be beaten! If you don't fight, you can't help but be angry!
Zhong'anhai, a very ordinary reception room. Chief Number One rubbed his forehead at the pile of papers.
A middle-aged man came in from outside the door, standing in front of the chief very respectfully, and opened the briefcase: "Chief, Plan X is being implemented, but Ni Ge left suddenly." ”
The chief's eyes narrowed. Only then did he smile and said: "There is no doubt about employing people, this is the art of the emperor." Ni Ge is a lucky general, I believe that he must have a reason to leave if he leaves, besides, he has not already arranged the follow-up work, so let's continue! ”
"Chief, will this expose the government's position?" The middle-aged man asked.
"Didn't you say it, let the three Heavenly Masters do it, it has nothing to do with us. Oh yes, Ni Ge's winery, the drunken dragon drink is very good, you can see if you can ask Ni Ge's cousin for a part as a special offering. The chief said with interest. A porcelain bottle of drunken dragon drink on the table has already been opened.
Huaxia, the news in the past few days has been one after another. What church was demolished, and the monk's temple was smashed! There are also Taoist temples that have also been served, and the most surprising thing is that even among the fortune tellers on the street, there are news of disappearances or beatings from time to time.
There was a lot of discussion for a while, and some people even thought that this was the resurgence of the Boxer Rebellion that year, and they specialized in burning churches! But the problem is that it's not just churches that have been demolished!
The United States strongly protested that the inaction of the Chinese government disregarded the lives of the citizens of the United States, especially the clergy.
The island countries protested, but China did not have a sense of security. The most outrageous thing is that Ah Sange is also a strong protest, China has seriously threatened the faith of their country.
Of course, the most infuriating thing is that the Korean professor strongly protested that Huaxia did not respect history and actually destroyed their ancestor Sanqing Temple! It strongly demands that Huaxia compensate for the cost of damage to the intangible heritage and the cost of moral damage.
I almost squirted out a mouthful of tea. This Taoism is the most primitive sect in China, and it has a hairy relationship with Ah San! If you want to say that it is related, Buddhism can be regarded as a transmission of Asan. The reason why Buddhism spread proudly in China is inseparable from the ruling class.
Anyone wants their position to be strengthened. So how to consolidate, the best way is to rule the people themselves. There is no doubt that Buddhism is the best choice.
Because the cause and effect of Buddhism preaches that the poor in this life are because you did sins in your previous life. And those rich and noble families are all people who accumulate virtue and do good, although they are now doing all kinds of evil.
This kind of truth naturally makes the people more and more numb. For the ruling class, ruling a group of thoughtful people who are dissatisfied with their own lives is compared with ruling a group of people who are numb to pain, have no desire for others, and give whatever they want, even a pig knows to choose the latter.
But this still has nothing to do with Korean sticks! Alas, Anshan City is hanging everywhere, but the stick is open and the brain is hanging!
I have to admire the ability of the stick. Of course, I can only hehe for this. I don't have much time to complain about the superfluous experience, and there is one thing in front of me that surprises me.
"These are the recent developments, but our actions have indeed reached a bottleneck, and in the past two days, the three of us have gathered here to wait for your instructions." If you don't do it, your face looks a little embarrassed!
Right Buwei, and then said: "At the beginning, I didn't do it and I just swept a church, rushed to Wuhan to round with Yan Ge, and planned to find the host of the Dalong Temple, but what I didn't expect was that Yan Ge was controlled by an old man in the tavern, and my brothers rushed in, and they were also!" ”
Right no, I didn't continue, but looking at the dark circles under the eyes of the two, it was obvious that they were beaten up.
I looked at Yan Ge, a beggar who was sitting silently on the side. "So how did you get out in the end?"
Yan Ge's face was very ugly, and he twitched vigorously a few times before bowing down and saying, "Master, at that time, I knelt down and kowtowed to a donkey, and I got forgiveness before leaving." ”
"An old man in a snack bar! Actually stopped you? And kowtow to a donkey! Yan Ge, how did you offend a donkey! I looked at the three of them and asked angrily and funny.
O Heavenly Master! is the top person in China and even the world, and he was forced to apologize to a donkey and kneel, which was lost to his grandmother's house.
Then again, everyone has their own dignity and arrogance, and the Celestial Master is even more high, how can he tolerate apologizing to a donkey?
Yan Ge's face was flushed, scratching his head, he didn't want to say it, but because of the constraints of the master-servant contract, he couldn't help but say it, so he had to say with a flushed face: "At that time, I passed by the tavern and saw the old man marinating meat, so I walked in and wanted to ask for a little, but I didn't expect the old man to give it, and I couldn't rob it, so I took the money to buy donkey meat for fire." The old man had turned against me at that time, especially since the donkey he had tied to the door had broken free from the rope and pressed under the donkey's hooves when he came up. ”
I suddenly had a black line, this old man didn't make a move, the one who defeated the Heavenly Master was actually just a donkey. It's not easy to mess with even a donkey in this world!
"Let's go, let's go see who this is! Well, what a god donkey! I stood up and said.
I was interested in the donkey, but I was most interested in the old man who sold braised meat.
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