"Chubby, tell me honestly, is the hand of the director of the tyrannosaurus still saved?"

Chubby groaned for a moment, "I don't want to lie to you either!" According to the current science and technology, it is impossible to be reborn from a severed limb! ”

"Hey!" Wu Ming couldn't help but sigh, maybe Director Baolong will even have a problem masturbating in the future!

"Aha! Sure enough, I deceived you, according to the current science and technology, it can't work! But I didn't say no! Rest assured, I'll take care of it. No, it was handed over to my dad to "Xiaopang slapped Wu Ming's arm: "Who told you to say goodbye, you didn't know to contact me for so long, are we still not good friends?" ”

"Your sister! I'm not interested in men! Wu Ming kicked Chubby's ass with one leg, and Chubby ran away, and everyone hurried to follow.

turned the corner, only to find Xiaopang standing in front of an old man with a serious expression bowed his head. This old man was full of white hair, and he didn't look like he was sixty or seventy years old, and the old man scolded Xiao Pang with a straight face: "How old are you, be calm!" ”

"Chubby, your grandfather is so young, with a ruddy face and white hair!" Wu Ming saw that the old man looked very similar to Xiaopang, and it was estimated that it should be Xiaopang's grandfather or something, so he hurriedly patted his ass.

"Ahem" Xiaopang choked twice on his saliva for a moment, and whispered, "He's my father!" ”

"Ugh!" Wu Ming blushed for a moment, and he almost wanted to find a hole to get into.

The music pressed his mouth desperately to prevent himself from laughing, and finally the old man turned around and led the way in front leisurely.

"Come with me, the maid has told me about the situation!" The chubby dad waved at everyone.

"Your dad and old cow eat tender grass!" Wu Ming quietly bit his ears with Xiaopang

"Ahem" The thin old man who led the way in front of him obviously had good ears, and he was also choked when he heard Wu Ming's conversation.

"This is really nothing, this is the price of being Bian Que!" The little chubby said leisurely, "That's why I deliberately raised myself to be chubby, and when the time comes, I will become a dry old man!" ”

Wu Ming obviously felt that the chubby father who was leading the way in front of him obviously tripped and almost fell, obviously he was happy to hear the words of the little chubby.

"How did you hook up with that waitress in the magic hat?" After getting the director's hand to save him, the big stone in Wu Ming's heart was put down. The fire of gossip in his chest burned brightly.

"You said Mo Mo, of course it's buddy, my tiger body was shocked, exuding a domineering aura of dominating the world, and then no matter what girl feels it, she will throw herself into her arms like a moth to a fire! Ahahaha......"

"Why don't you die! You're a dead bastard! The Eight Spirits of the King! Wu Ming habitually stretched out his legs to kick the chubby ass, but this guy flexibly dodged away.

"By the way, what about Mo Mo from your family, why didn't he come along?" Wu Ming found out that Mo Mo did not follow a group of people to the back mountain.

"Oh, I'm tired of shopping, I'll let her rest first! Woman, it still hurts! "Chubby's stinky fart.

"Come on, let me ask you if you succeeded?"

"Hey, hey," Chubby gave a lewd expression.

"It's here, it's the forbidden land of this sect below, just put it here, and I'll pick up people in a week!" Chubby dad pushes out a wheelchair.

Wu Ming carefully put the director of the Tyrannosaurus rex, who was still in a coma, into the wheelchair. Then he wanted to say something, but suddenly he felt that his eyes were slowly darkening, and his brain was groggy for a while, and then there were some noisy voices calling himself in his ears, but Wu Ming felt very upset, and then he lost consciousness.

"Whew" Wu Ming opened his eyes again, this sleep was really comfortable, this sleep should be the sweetest sleep in his life.

Wu Ming got up from the bed and looked around. The rock-made walls and a fireplace look more Western, while the stools and beds are standard classical Chinese furniture from the Ming and Qing dynasties, and the whole thing is full of a strange feeling.

"You're awake, come and drink some porridge" The door suddenly opened, but it was Xiaomei who came in.

"You've been asleep for two days, and that day you fainted, and it scared the hell out of us! Come and take a bite! Xiaomei gently blew a spoonful of porridge and sent it to Wu Ming's mouth.

Wu Ming opened his mouth and ate it, then looked at Xiaomei with a smirk. saw a blush on her face, like a ripe apple, which made people want to go up and take a bite.

Wu Ming's eyes unconsciously glanced down, and saw the pair of plump that was about to come out, a touch of sunlight just shone on it, white and a little dazzling, but it seemed that a little red could be faintly seen in the looming place, and a feeling of dry taste hit his heart, and he swallowed his saliva involuntarily.

"Ah, you're bleeding!" Xiaomei just put down the porridge bowl and went to get the paper towel. Wu Ming hit the porridge bowl headlong, hugged his head in pain and leaned to the side of the bed, only to open his eyes, but inadvertently, he saw a cute ** of Hello Kiti at close range, and it seemed that there was a little taste of the sea. Wu Ming felt that his small volcano had erupted, and for a moment, he couldn't stop the blood from his two nostrils.

"Help, come on!" Xiaomei nervously ran out of the door to find someone to rescue, and even used the space teleportation.

"What's wrong with big brother?" A bell sounded, and the music jumped in, humming a little song in his mouth, and he was very surprised that Wu Ming had two paper scrolls stuffed in his two nostrils.

"It's okay, don't worry about it, it's the one that comes once a month! Normal physiological response! ”

"Mom said that girls do, it turns out that the big brother is a girl!" A sly gaze flashed in Music's eyes, and he covered his mouth and snickered

"You don't care about this, is the Tyrannosaurus Director doing with his hands?"

"Big brother, I just wanted to tell you about this! Brother Tyrannosaurus's hands have grown, and Grandpa Bian Que said that he still needs to carry out recovery training! "The music is full of joy.

"Amitabha! The donor has finally done it, congratulations! The disappointed monk said to Wu Mingji.

"By the way, your injuries are out of the way, right? And what about your sect's inheritance of Vajra! ”

"Thank you for the donor's concern, the poor monk is not in the way, and he has basically recovered, but the spiritual wisdom he just gained has been scattered, and the poor monk is to blame!" The Fallen Monk also seems to have taken a liking to his Vajra Spirit.

"Senior Brother Falling into the Sky doesn't have to worry, I've seen it in the classics of the One Qi Dao Sect, the machine spirit will not disappear, it's just that the energy is exhausted, once the magic weapon has the machine spirit, as long as it is not completely shattered by the magic weapon itself, it can still be recovered!" Wu Ming comforted

"Really?" The disappointed monk seemed quite excited.