Old man Gao usually likes to study the essence of ancient Chinese culture, such as ghost blowing lanterns, chatting machines, Buddha jumping over the wall and other masterpieces.

Finally, when he married his daughter-in-law at the age of 31, he became enlightened and wanted to transform knowledge into productivity, so he began the business of fortune-telling and naming!

First of all, it is to name the children of relatives and friends, and then to look at the faces of relatives and friends, and finally, to tell fortunes!

As the saying goes, look at each other, look at the hand, and look at the words. Just talk nonsense, just say good things, and you can never leave ten!

However, under the influence of the "Breaking the Four Olds", the people of this department do not believe in this evil!

Not only do I not believe it, but there are a few young people, two gangs dominated by Li Yangshu and Zhou Lihua, and they also ridicule people every day, saying what stinky old nine, big fools, looking at their faces, they are a fart. Then a group of young people repeat the fart, the fart.

Finally one day, the old man Gao couldn't get angry, trembling and pointing at Zhou Lihua, blushing and saying, "You, you, you deceive people too much, you, you, you are going to die today!" ”

Zhou Lihua looked at it, such a big reaction, it's really funny! I'm living a good life, I'm not sick or in pain, it's all nonsense! So Zhou Lihua made an appointment with 3 gangsters and said, go to my house to play mahjong today, play for a day and a night, let you see, how he is farting, if I don't die today, Ming'er will come to his daughter-in-law, hahahaha...... So, surrounded by a group of people, I went to Zhou Lihua's house.

After playing mahjong for a day, seeing that it was getting dark, Li Yangshu said, "Turn on the lights, let's continue to play for the night!" ”

Zhou Lihua felt that this move was very good, turned on the light, asked her daughter-in-law to cook a few good dishes, and then picked up the lights to fight at night and continued to play mahjong!

Seeing that it was almost midnight, my daughter-in-law came over to persuade everyone to disperse, don't listen to the nonsense of the surname Gao.

Zhou Lihua doesn't do it, it won't work, don't go until the round clock! As he was talking, the light bulb went out, "Ouch, it seems that the filament is broken", Li Yangshu shouted, "Change the light bulb and continue to play cards!" Zhou Lihua put a chair on the table, sensitively climbed onto the table and got on the stool, and began to change the light bulbs.....

dangdangdang hasn't sounded the 12th yet, and the light bulb has been replaced!

The room was bright again, Zhou Lihua laughed, I don't know if I was suddenly dazzled by the light, or I didn't stand firmly, suddenly the whole person leaned back, bang, the back of the head suddenly hit the ground, and the last dang was intertwined, the sound was loud and far!

After falling to the ground, Li Yangshu was still laughing, "Old Zhou, get up quickly" and then walked over, saw the stiff smile on Zhou Lihua's face, and kicked and said, "Don't pretend to be a ghost", however, in the next second, Zhou Lihua's eyes, mouth and nose began to gush blood, only out of breath and no air in!

Everyone screamed, cried, went to the clinic to find a doctor, went to Lao Gao's house to find Lao Gao, and the whole village went crazy that night.

The so-called people are not as good as the sky, if Zhou Lihua was safe and secure, she didn't call her friends to play mahjong, and it would be fine, it seems that this is fate!

If the story ends here, it won't be unusual, after all, the blind cat still has a time to catch a dead mouse! As soon as Lihua died this week, the Zhou family had no backbone, and the remaining orphans and widows were left after the funeral, and they began to go to the old man Gao to discuss the law, and said that the old man Gao "counted" Zhou Lihua dead, and insisted on losing some money, otherwise he would cry endlessly every day!

Old man Gao was already a little weak-hearted, and when he saw that this woman was loud, it seemed to be more hateful than that Zhou Lihua, so he thought about giving some money.

As the saying goes, people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants. This week, the widow of the family came every now and then to ask for living expenses.

On this day, the old man Gao went out early, for fear that the widow would come and scold him for another day. As soon as I set up a fortune-telling booth on the street, unfolded the I Ching and began to study the direction of the gossip, I heard a loud shout, "Okay, you are a tall old man, you dare to come to fortune-telling, you have suffered a thousand knives, and you have counted my mouth to death, how dare you come to swagger and deceive, see if I don't smash your stall today!" With that, he began to kick and fight, causing everyone around him to laugh.

The old man Gao hid and packed up the books and hexagrams, he didn't want to be scratched in the face, although he wanted to fight back, but after all, he was on the street, and he had always prided himself on being a person who had attained the Tao, and he didn't dare to go too far, he was both angry and sad in his heart, and finally shouted angrily: "Bold witch, don't stop, don't blame me for being polite!" ”

"You're welcome? You're welcome! After that, it was another slap, and the old man Gao hurriedly dodged, shouting while dodging, "You ask me for money all day long, and you have to let me earn some money!" Your family is gone, you don't have a good widowhood, watching the children at home, making trouble on this street, it's really unruly, and sooner or later you will be taken away by God! ”。

At this moment, there was a sudden loud noise, it turned out that when the widow was kicking the old man high, she accidentally touched the bamboo pole that was building a shed next to her, and the oilcloth on the bamboo pole happened to be pulled down, and it happened to cover the widow.

Everyone gathered around, "Hey, Zhou's family, are you going to get up?" ”

"This canopy is really a bit of a heavenly harvest," a splash laughed as the crowd around him laughed.

"Zhou family, you just climb out, there's nothing to be ashamed of, you can't fall and rely on the old man!" Another burst of laughter.

It's just that the man who fell to the ground still didn't move. The owner of the shop who had built the shed came over, lifted the tarpaulin, and exclaimed, only to see the widow with an iron hammer on her head, from the left side of the temple to the right temple.

The old man walked over tremblingly, stretched out his hand and touched it, he was out of breath, and he didn't know who shouted, "Dead man!" The scene began to become chaotic, and the old man Gao was squatting on the ground, his mind blank, regretting his quick speech, and being terrified that his gaffe came true! What went wrong?

It wasn't until the whining siren sounded and two policemen came over to understand the situation that the old man Gao began to ease up, and began to confess with a handful of snot and tears, "I shouldn't be as knowledgeable as her, I'm sorry for the old Zhou family!" He began to kneel down and slapped himself left and right. The police couldn't persuade him to leave, and they couldn't beat him, so they simply took him to the police station, thinking that he would make a record when he was sober.

It's just that Old Man Gao's torture for several days suddenly made him realize that he shouldn't be able to speak, and he will never speak again in this life! He secretly resolved to practice closed-mouth meditation in the future.

"He shouldn't have talked too much!" A policeman said, "It was an accident, but it was really an accidental death, and it can be encountered twice!" Another policeman said, "Now I'm scared stupid, I don't dare to say anything, I'll just say that these ninth-rate people all have to go to labor reform, to see if they dare to cause trouble, making the public security environment so difficult to manage!" ”

Old man Gao glared at the little policeman, he was really afraid to flash his tongue when he said big things.

Suddenly, the little policeman groaned, "My tongue seems to be cramping!" ”

Old man Gao was stunned! What's the situation? Didn't I become an immortal? It seems that in the future, we must really be dedicated to goodness, and we must not have evil thoughts, comrade police, get better quickly, let me go, old man Gao thought silently in his heart.

"Ouch, it's really strange, my tongue cramped just now" "Haha, I'm afraid you just said something big"

The little policeman shook his head helplessly, and pointed at the old man Gao, "Okay, let's go!" With that, he picked up a few more books and handed them to him, "Hello, your books!" He took another > and handed it to him, "Read less of those books that are chattering about gods, since you are literate, you can read more basic laws when you have time, and strive to be a qualified and good citizen, you know?!" ”

The tall old man bent his head, took the book and left.

As soon as he got out of the police station, a group of people surrounded him, and the old man Gao was stunned for a while, is this to see him make a fool of himself?

No, a few idle men led by Li Yangshu took the lead in speaking out: "Welcome to Gao Banxian, why don't you wash the dust of Grandpa Gao at the Royal Hotel!" With that, he walked in the direction of the old man Gao Statue Royal Hotel......

At this point, Lao Gao has become a high half-immortal, and no matter how bad it is, he must be called "Gao Lao"!