As long as you're a man, you don't like to be called a waste. So I retorted on the spot, I'm not some kind of waste, and you don't want to think that the Special Case Department will spend so much effort to catch a waste?

Ling Xiang blinked a pair of beautiful big eyes, thought for a while, and said, "What you say is reasonable, but whether it is a waste or not, it is up to grandpa to have the final say." Ay! How are you hurting now? ”

I do have a lot of injuries on my body now, and the injuries I suffered when I was in the Ganges River were not healed, and I had a car accident and fell into seven meats and eight vegetarians. That is, because I am young and resilient, I can be regarded as not hurting my muscles and bones.

So I patted my chest and said, have you ever seen a waste with such a good physique? Now I'm as strong as a cow!

Ling Xiang suddenly laughed like a triumphant little fox and said, "Okay." Grandpa said that if you are not a waste, you will go to the back mountain for him to handle a funeral. If you can do it, I can guarantee that no one will dare to arrest you in Jiuzhaigou! ”

When I first woke up, I heard Ling Xiang say that the old man of Tie Sanchuan went to the back mountain to deal with the funeral, so when Ling Xiang said this, I didn't doubt it at all, and said on the spot that it was right to give the old man some strength.

Ling Xiang said: "Uncle, don't say that I bullied you, this funeral is a bit evil, originally grandpa was going to deal with it personally, but because of you, there are many exorcists in Jiuzhaigou." Grandpa said, he went to negotiate with those exorcists, so the person's funeral was too late to deal with, if you can, go over tonight, if not, don't do it, wait for grandpa to come back. ”

I said in my heart, how can a man say that he can't do it? And it's just a funeral, and it's not like I haven't done it. So I patted my chest and said, girl, just take care of me. When the old man came back, he promised to do it properly for him.

The reason why he agreed so happily was, on the one hand, of course, that he wanted to seek refuge, and on the other hand, he was also worried that the old man Tetsumifune really hated waste. As long as I can get this done right, I can also make a good impression on the elderly.

Ling Xiang smiled and dragged me out of the wooden house, then pointed to a mountain beam in the distance and said, do you see that mountain? Turning over, there is a small wooden house halfway up the mountain, the architectural style and size are similar to ours.

The deceased was a reclusive monk who was usually close to his grandfather. This monk is very good, so there are quite a lot of funeral gifts. Hey, I'm telling you, those guests are a bit of a problem, and you'll have to make the funeral a little more orderly.

As soon as I heard that it was not that difficult, I said yes. The only thing that I found strange was that Ling Xiang had to ask for a funeral in the middle of the night, which made me feel a little weird.

But after thinking about it, if it were ordinary, Ling Xiang wouldn't have to come to me to preside over this funeral ceremony, but it would be understandable.

Since I agreed, I will show others an achievement to prove that I am not a waste. So I packed my things and prepared to go to the back of the hill.

Before leaving, I also asked Ling Xiang if she wanted to go together? It's good to see what I'm capable of. As a result, Ling Xiang shook her head like a rattle and said, grandpa doesn't allow the girl to go there.

Men and women are different from yin and yang, and there are indeed similar taboos in some customs. So I didn't force it, and walked out with my bag alone. It's just right without this little girl, if she makes a fool of herself again, won't she be treated as a waste even more?

The location of this place is very remote, although it belongs to Jiuzhaigou, it is at least dozens of kilometers away from the county seat. I walked along the mountain path for an afternoon, and only when the sun was about to set did I climb over the ridge.

Standing on the hill and looking down, you can vaguely see a small wooden house in the distance. The wooden house is hidden in the mountains and forests, and you can't really see it if you don't look closely. I finally checked the location and distance, and estimated that it would take me at least three or four hours to get there.

After three or four hours, it will be dark, and it should be just in time for the funeral.

After walking all afternoon, I was also a little tired, so I took out mineral water and canned beef and ate a few bites. As a result, after eating, I found that someone in the forest in front of me seemed to be looking at me, and there was a faint whining cry coming from inside.

I immediately became alert, and subconsciously touched the tantric iron rod. As a result, at this time, I remembered that the tantric iron rod had already been confiscated by the special case department. Fortunately, there was a leather whip made of red rope around his waist, which he held in his hand and quietly approached the past.

As a result, when I walked over, I found that it was two monkeys with sharp beaks and gills who were crying there, their voices were miserable, and their eyes were still crying. The main thing is that the two monkeys are still wearing two strips of cloth on their foreheads, as if they are wearing filial piety.

I've seen a lot of monkeys, but it's really the first time I've seen a monkey who can wear filial piety, so I'm very strange and said, Brother Monkey, do you have any relatives who have died?

The two monkeys heard me speak, and shouted at me with their paws and grinning, and they scurried into the dense forest. I didn't care, so I looked at the place where they were crying, and saw something like a tombstone, and some fruit that I had picked up somewhere to make offerings.

The tombstone was made of wood, with no words on it, and a tattered gray garment pressed underneath, somewhat like a mound of clothes.

I shook my head, and said to myself that the monkeys here were all about to become sperm. Even if you set up a tombstone like a living person. But it's someone else's business to become a good person, and as long as you don't do bad things, you can't stand me, so I don't care about this well-dressed mound.

After walking along the forest for half an hour, it was dark, but fortunately, I had already judged the location and distance when I was on the mountain, and I would not get lost.

So I turned on my flashlight and walked along the mountain road without saying a word.

After walking for a while, I felt that something was wrong, how did my footsteps sound a little strange?

At that moment, I had a little more heart, and listened carefully as I walked, and this time I heard that something was wrong, his grandmother's, it seemed that something was following me.

It seemed to be quite smart, it walked when I walked, and it stopped when I stopped, and the footsteps coincided with the steps I walked, so that I didn't hear them for a long time.

There are spirits in the deep mountains and wild forests, which is almost a consensus in the circle. But I wasn't afraid, I just quietly cleaned up a little bit of my body, and took the red rope whip in my hand.

The red rope whip is extremely tough and has the ability to ward off evil spirits, even if there are any demons and monsters, I will not be afraid with my own ability.

At this time, there is absolutely no turning back, because there are three fires in the body, one on the forehead and one on the shoulder. If you rashly turn around, blow out the three fires on your body, and the demons and monsters hidden in the forest rush up, I'm afraid it's really bad.

So as I walked, I mentally calculated the distance between the footsteps and me, and estimated that the guy was getting closer, so I adjusted my breathing, identified the position, and the red rope whip slashed backwards.

As soon as I did, I heard a whoop. I turned around abruptly and shouted, "What a demon! How dare you stalk a living person? Look for death! ”

The thing was probably scared, so it turned around and fled. Under the flickering beam of flashlight, I saw that a humanoid figure had jumped up to a nearby tree. I hurriedly used my flashlight to shine it, just in time to see this guy poking his head out of the tree, revealing a miserable white human face.

On his pale face, there was a black mark that looked like a burnt one, apparently whipped by me with a red rope leather whip.

I thought to myself,, what the hell is this? It can't be a human, but it doesn't seem to look like a beast in the mountains, is it really a monster in the mountains that has become a climate?

I struck the thing as if it was scared, and refused to come down from the tree, but instead grabbed the branch and swung around the forest like a monkey. It made a sound similar to that of a child crying as it swung back, and it didn't know whether it was laughing or crying.

I was annoyed by its scream, and I picked up a rock from the ground and smashed it into it. Because of the speed of the thing, I didn't hit it, but it whined and disappeared into the forest in the blink of an eye.

By now, I already know that this forest is not simple, so I have an extra heart in my heart, thinking that it is better to hurry over to finish the funeral so as not to have too many dreams at night.

But when I was about to continue walking, I was suddenly stunned, and the flashlight swept over, and in front of me was a large undulating grave bun, and inside the grave bun, there was still a faint green and blue ghost fire swirling in it.

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