509 The Secret of the Maidens
"But...... Celestial people shouldn't intervene in this kind of war lightly, right? ”
"Humph!" Yakumo snorted coldly, obviously not wanting to comment on this.
Originally, Ya Yunlan also wanted to ask, since she already knew Tang Cheng's intentions, why did she let him abduct the famous Ju Tianzi lightly, but seeing this, she knew that this question did not have the slightest meaning.
"If Tang Cheng is really allowed to get the Monster Mountain, the power of the Red Devil Pavilion will grow unprecedentedly, which will pose a direct threat to us, but we don't need to stop it, because the destruction of the Monster Mountain will also be beneficial to us, so I will push the boat with the flow...... When Youkai Mountain was still happy that we had a feud with Tang Cheng, they didn't know that they had become the target of attack, hehe. ”
This is the rhythm of joining forces to beat the monster mountain...... Listening to Yakumo Zi's words full of sneers, Yakumo Lan couldn't help but think.
"It's just that I haven't thought about what kind of reason to use to start a war in a dignified manner, so I have to think about it again." Finally, Yakumo squinted her eyes and muttered.
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"Is that all there is to it?" At the door of Xianglin Hall, Tang Cheng pointed to a large box in front of him and asked.
Xiang Linzi nodded, "Yes, all the things you want are here." ”
"Okay." Tang Cheng nodded, didn't say anything more, picked up the box and left directly.
Looking at his departing back, Xiang Linzi couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "I didn't expect that a man who was sold as goods at the beginning has now become the head of the Red Devil Pavilion, it's really unpredictable, but ...... Then again, what does he want those things for? He's not a journalist......"
Tang Cheng, who returned to the Red Devil Pavilion with a large suitcase, ignored the strange eyes around him, and directly walked into a secret room in the basement with Ling, and strictly told everyone before closing the door: "Before we come out, don't disturb us no matter what happens!" ”
Look at the closed door. Reimu and the others looked at each other.
"You say, is he going to beep Ling for it?"
"Huh! No way? ”
"But I think it's very likely, it's definitely not a good thing in that big box, it's probably a tool for feeding, and he doesn't often say this kind of thing, and if he talks too much, he naturally thinks about practical action."
"You say that......"
"You're thinking too much." Facing this group of undisciplined guys, Shen Dai couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Although Tang Cheng is indeed a pervert, this kind of thing ...... Not really. ”
"Hey, what's going on with your unconfident tone?"
"Anyway, I don't think so, it's not! All right. Everyone can do whatever they have to do, and let's disperse. Kamidai waved his hand, and immediately drove everyone away.
Reimu showed a blank expression as he walked, and muttered, "If I'm not mistaken, I seem to be the owner of the Red Devil Pavilion, right?" Why can even a subordinate chase me? ”
Shendai didn't hear her talking to herself, and looked at the closed door with some apprehension, although she didn't think that there would be the kind of thing that Reimu and the others said inside, after all, even if Tang Cheng could do it, Ling still didn't agree. But what the hell those two were doing in there always made her care a lot...... After all, their time is running out.
Before she came to Gensokyo, she only gave everyone a month to redeem huàn, which is not because she is stingy. Instead, the upper limit of time has been reached, but now, nearly half a month has passed, and only one pair of underwear has been collected. I don't know when the remaining six will be collected, if they fail...... The consequences she could hardly have imagined.
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No one knew what Tang Cheng was doing with Ling hiding in the secret room, and no one knew the meaning of what he was doing. However, when the sun rose as usual the next day, some voices appeared in various parts of Gensokyo:
"Express Express! On the Xth day of the Xth month, at the birthday banquet of Yakumo Zi, the leader of the Millennium Group, the domineering celestial appeared on the stage, with a face smashing Yakumo Zi's right hand, leading Yakumo Zi to run away in tears, and the banquet guests broke up unhappily, does this matter mean that the unrighteous actions of the Millennium Group will be intervened by the Celestials again? For more information, stay tuned for Tomorrow's Express! ”
"Why did the ninety-year-old man die tragically under the cake? Why are hundreds of guests cheering with excitement? Why has Xianglintang Viagra been repeatedly hacked? Why are female dormitory underwear frequently stolen? Who committed the serial Mao Yu rape case? The cow teacher's door was knocked on every night, is it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of old kings next door? Behind this qiē, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness? Stay tuned for Tomorrow's Express, and let's follow the camera into the thousands of households in Gensokyo. ”
"It's a sale, it's a sale! Monster Mountain Beautiful Girl Leader Sanae Dongfeng Valley Photo Album, Tearful Jumping Building Sale! Breastless and breasts, thin waist and plump buttocks, the posture is a library, there is milk on the face, and the cover picture is 100% real. Don't 998, don't 588, just 168! As long as 168, Sanae will take home a private photo! Definitely great value for money, don't miss it when you walk by, what are you waiting for? ”
"Big news! Big news! Legend has it that the leader of the Eternal Pavilion, Penglai Mountain Kaguya, is the most kingly leader, sitting in the boudoir for thousands of years, but the odds are thousands of miles, but what is the truth? Let's follow the camera into the house life of Penglai Mountain Huiye...... Look,This is Penglai Mountain Kaguya.,She's not as powerful as the legend.,It's just a dead house addicted to games.,My favorite game is Okinawa Lori.,Every time I play Okinawa Lori, I'll drool...... The truth is so cruel, will you still worship Kaguya? ”
"Gossip gossip! At eight o'clock last night, Gu Ming Dijue took a girl into the underground red light district, and when he left, the lower abdomen of the girl and Gu Ming Dijue both bulged slightly...... According to reliable sources, the girl's true identity is Gu Ming Dijue's biological sister Gu Ming Dilian! The love of indecency is exposed, where should the sisters go from here? ”
"Absolute Big Privacy Disclosure! Everyone knows that Tang Cheng, the head manager of the Red Devil Pavilion, is a golden gun who knows thousands of archery skills and can control hundreds of women at night, but why does he have the ability to defy the sky? According to the investigation, Tang Cheng lived in a nightclub in the red light district from the age of eight to the age of 20...... He's a duck! ”
"Brother Cheng's photo album is blowing up again! Tang Cheng, the head of the Red Devil Pavilion, as the most beautiful man in Gensokyo, this newspaper has now collected hundreds of nude pictures of him, and he is now openly sold to the outside world...... No, it's free! Don't miss the opportunity, don't come again, Brother Cheng's photo album is given in limited quantities, Brother Cheng's fans come to receive it quickly! ”
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It was this morning, whether it was a well-known place or a sparsely populated area, similar sounds sounded in almost every corner of Gensokyo, and the creature doing this kind of thing was of course Gensokyo's first trick - goblins!
Fairies are a very magical creature in Gensokyo, they are numerous, they are scumbags, they have unlimited vitality, and they are single-looking...... The same Kyoto face, thousands of beautiful girls. This sentence can be applied to the goblins, because unless they are those goblins with familiar faces, if you don't hang a numbered plate on them, you can hardly tell who is who.
And the goblins who are selling photo books and propaganda news at the moment, they are neither familiar faces nor numbers, and no one knows where they are coming from and where they are going, but ...... The entire Gensokyo, a group with such well-developed news capabilities and intelligence-gathering capabilities, can be guessed even with its heels.
So, at noon that day, the threshold of the Youkai Mountain Bunbun Newspaper was trampled on.
There are four kinds of people who come, some come to buy photo albums, some want to inquire about gossip, and some want to work in the newspaper, as for the last one...... Of course, I'm here to settle accounts!
"Shoot Maruwen! Get the fuck out of here! ”
Bang!
After kicking open the hidden door, Sanae of Dongfeng Valley was already standing at the door of the Wenwen newspaper office with her hands on her waist, and the gentleness and loveliness of the past had long disappeared from her face, replaced by a blushing and thick-necked angry face, as if she had turned into a lion in Hedong.
"I've said it, I don't have a photo album you want......" A black-haired girl with a fan in her left hand and a pen in her right hand walked out of it, her face full of helplessness, but she was only halfway through the words, and suddenly found the identity of the person who came, and immediately changed her face to a smile, "Ouch, isn't this Sanae, why are you free to come to me?" ”
This person is none other than the president of the Bunbun Newspaper, Shotimaru Fumi, who belongs to a member of the Youkai Mountain Tengu Clan, and in terms of intelligence gathering ability alone, no one in the entire Gensokyo can compare with him. At the same time, because the leader of the Tengu clan, the Great Tengu, is old and almost no longer in charge, she also holds the position of acting leader, and her status is no worse than Sanae.
"You still have the face to ask me? What the hell is going on?! Sanae pulled out a beautiful yellow cover and yelled angrily.
"This ......" Shotimaru couldn't help but smile bitterly, in fact, when someone came to buy the photo album, she already knew that she was going to be unlucky, and she had been thinking about how to solve this matter, but because there were so many people who came to admire it, she didn't have time to think about countermeasures, and now Sanae came to settle the account, so she didn't have any idea.
"I really didn't do that, did I? Sanae, you trust me. In the face of Sanae's questioning, she could only explain it like this.
"Fuck you!" Sanae angrily rushed to her, grabbed her collar with both hands, and asked loudly, "Gensokyo, who else but you can collect so much information in just one day, you said you didn't do it, you think I'm an idiot?" ”
"But that's not what I did." Shooting Pill Wen felt ten thousand grievances, and said with a bitter face, "Also, you can scold me, forget it, anyway, I'm a tengu, and I will occasionally let shit on the shit, but if you say dirty like this, it will ruin your image too much, which is not good." ”
"I've been made like this, what other image do I have?"
Sanae angrily pointed to the characters on the cover.
The person on the cover is none other than the half-naked, with a library pose, with a climax face, and the corners of the mouth are covered with white liquid night. (To be continued......)