Chapter 85: How to be a person in the future
Tie King Kong's face was like ashes, and he swallowed hard and spat hard: "This video, is anyone else watching?" ”
Yang Bufan shrugged: "Don't worry, Brother Tie, we are reluctant to show such a precious thing to others." ”
"So far, the three of us have seen this video."
Iron King Kong had a murderous intent on his body.
Kill these two and this video won't go viral!
Huang Tianba suddenly said with a guilty face: "Hey, boss, I can't stand you." ”
Yang Bufan: "What's wrong?" ”
Huang Tianba: "I showed this video to a brother, and the brother said that it was a good thing and wanted to spread it on the Internet. ”
"But don't worry, I warned him that as long as I'm alive, I can't spread this video."
"Of course, if I die, I can't control that brother."
Iron King Kong was immediately deflated.
Yang Bufan was "furious": "I must warn your brother when I go back." Don't put this kind of video on the Internet. Otherwise, how will you let Brother Tie behave in the future? “
Huang Tianba nodded like pounding garlic: "It must be!" ”
Iron King Kong completely confessed, he was caught by the pigtails, and he was caught to death.
He said in a deep voice, "What do you really want? ”
Yang Bufan: "I said, I want to cooperate with Brother Tie to drive the Buddha down, and let's be the soil emperor of the underground circle in Hexi Province." ”
Tie King Kong said: "You must be underestimating the Buddha. ”
"Even if I cooperate with you, you and I are not enough to plug the Buddha's teeth."
Yang Bufan was not impatient: "But what if we can let the Eight King Kongs cooperate with us?" ”
Tie King Kong smiled miserably: "You look down on the Eight King Kongs too much." ”
"My brothers, even if they die, even if they turn against me, they will not betray the Buddha."
"I couldn't convince those brothers."
Yang Bufan smiled: "But, I have a way." ”
Tie King Kong raised his head violently and looked at Yang Bufan expectantly: "I want to hear about it!" ”
………………
On the day of the negotiation between the two, a piece of hot news spread in the underground circle of Hexi Province.
Yang Bufan was defeated without a fight, took the initiative to surrender Tie King Kong, and handed over the underground market in Linyang City.
This result was expected by everyone.
However, things went smoothly beyond everyone's imagination.
That night, Tie King Kong organized a celebration banquet and invited all the eight King Kongs to the Golden Glory Bar to celebrate this "great victory".
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, Tie King Kong quietly called the last Eight King Kong of the Eight King Kong to the outside of the bar.
Eight King Kong drunkenly grabbed Tie King Kong's hand: "Big brother, drink...... Let's keep drinking...... If you don't get drunk today, you won't return. ”
Iron King Kong said, "Drink a fart." Isn't it fun to drink without a? ”
When King Kong heard the word "woman", his eyes suddenly lit up: "Brother, can we still lack women for a big man like us?" Let's go, I'll take you to the woman. ”
Tie King Kong helped Ba King Kong into the car: "Brother knows a good place, I promise to squeeze your kid dry, brother has a treat, do you want to go?" ”
Eight King Kong immediately said: "Go, of course go." Big brother treats, that's my honor! ”
Tie King Kong immediately drove and took Ya King Kong to a hair washing room in the suburbs.
He helped the drunken Eight King Kong walk in, and suddenly a group of warblers and warblers surrounded him.
Tie King Kong slapped the ass of a sexy woman in a short skirt with hips: "Xiaohong, serve my brother well." ”
"Ming'er, if this kid can still walk the way, Lao Tzu won't settle the bill."
Xiaohong's smile is called a spring light: "Don't worry, brother, I'll let him walk on his third leg tomorrow." ”
As she spoke, Xiaohong helped Ba King Kong and walked into the private room.
Eight King Kong was already impatient, and as soon as he entered the room, he pounced on Xiaohong like a fierce tiger.
Xiaohong dodged away: "Big brother, you are so annoying, people hate alcohol the most." ”
"You go take a shower first."
Ba King Kong smiled: "Dead girl, wait for my brother, see if my brother can't kill you later." ”
With that, King Kong rushed into the bathroom and lay down in the bathtub to put water.
As a result, when the water spread halfway to the bath, the water in the bath suddenly crackled and sparked.
The whole body of the Eight King Kong was also shaken violently, foaming at the mouth, and he didn't even scream.
Xiaohong walked into the bathroom and looked at the eight Kongs who had lost their vitality a little with a smile on her face.
After confirming that the Eight King Kongs were dead, Xiaohong suddenly shouted in "horror": "Someone, it's not good, the bath is leaking." ”
"This big brother was electrocuted, come and help."
Iron King Kong, who had been waiting outside the door, heard the movement inside, and kicked the door open without hesitation.
After seeing the Eight King Kong in the lying bath, Tie King Kong was "grief-stricken": "Brother, brother, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Bastards, you ...... You murder people! ”
Xiaohong's frightened face turned pale: "Big brother, it's none of my business, this old house is in disrepair, and electricity leakage is normal." This...... It was an accident, a pure accident! ”
Tie King Kong's face finally softened a lot: "It turned out to be an accident, then it is excusable." ”
"Fortunately, I bought a huge amount of insurance for my brother, so you don't have to pay for it."
Xiaohong looked at Tie King Kong with an ambiguous smile: "Thank you, Brother Tie." ”
Iron King Kong: "You can help me call the emergency center, and I'll notify the insurance company." ”
Xiaohong said: "Everyone is dead, why are you still sent to the hospital." ”
Iron King Kong: "Then send it to the morgue." ”
With that, Iron King Kong walked out of the room.
He took out his mobile phone and did not call the insurance company, but made a call to the fifth of the Eight King Kongs.
Lao Wu drank a lot of alcohol, although he drank almost a catty, he still remained sober.
As soon as he answered the phone, the fifth child shouted: "Big brother, where have you been?" Keep drinking, we're not allowed to sneak away......"
Tie King Kong snorted angrily: "Drink, drink a fart, fucking drink and have an accident." ”
was reprimanded by Tie King Kong, and the fifth child suddenly sobered up a lot: "Brother, what's wrong?" ”
Tie King Kong: "I know that the eighth child can't drink and still pour him so much, the eighth child has stomach bleeding from drinking, and he is doing gastric lavage in the hospital." ”
"The doctor said that the eighth child may be in danger of life, and the money brought by my brother is not enough, so you can send some money to Lao Tzu."
Lao Wu was suddenly shocked: "What? Is Lao Ba's life in danger? ”
"Brother, you wait, I'll go over right now."
Tie King Kong instructed: "Old Five, don't tell other brothers about this. I'm worried that the other brothers are worried about the safety of the fifth brother, and they will all come over. ”
"The bar can't be watched by no one, otherwise I'm worried that Yang Bufan's kid will take the opportunity to take the bar."
"You just bring the sixth man here, Lao Tzu has something to say to the sixth child."
Lao Wu didn't think much about it, and agreed without hesitation.
Taking advantage of the other brothers' lack of ideas, he dragged the drunken sixth out of the bar, threw him in the car, and drove straight towards the hospital.
On the way, the drunken sixth child was woken up.
The sixth looked around in a daze, and asked vaguely, "Fifth brother, let's ...... Where are we going? ”
Lao Wu reprimanded: "Damn, the eighth waste drank and drank stomach bleeding, and the doctor said that his life was in danger." ”
"What!" The sixth suddenly sobered up a lot: "The eighth is in danger of life? ”
"I haven't drunk much, how can I be so powerful?"
Lao Wu said: "Big brother just called. ”
The sixth said thoughtfully: "No, the eighth didn't drink much at all." ”
"Besides, I saw that the eldest brother quietly called the eighth child out, and the eighth child was fine at that time."
"I also heard the eldest brother say that he was going to take the eighth child to find a woman......"
The fifth looked at the sixth with a suspicious face: "Sixth, is this true?" ”
The sixth said: "Of course, I didn't drink too much at the time. ”
Lao Wu frowned: "Then it's weird......"
At this moment, Lao Wu suddenly noticed that a large truck suddenly rushed out of the intersection on their left.
The big truck was very fast, and Lao Wu immediately stepped on the brakes, ready to let the big truck pass first.
What he didn't expect was that the big truck didn't go straight, but shifted a little bit and crashed straight into their car.
Lao Wu's face turned pale in an instant: "Grass, let's be fooled......"
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