"No matter how tall the master is, he is not as clever as you!" Ai Xiaochan hurriedly put on a high hat for Wei Xu, and said, "Banmen get an axe, you are too modest, little real person." ”

The high hats are all on, Wei Xu's calf nose, if you want not to accept the move, it is obviously not possible!

"You said so, even if I am reluctant to make it difficult for Xiaodao, then I have to help take a look!" Wei Xuan said with a smile.

After walking around the courtyard, Wei Xuan suddenly looked at me.

"You sniff."

"Sniff?" I looked at the calf's nose with confused eyes and asked, "What do you smell?" ”

"What do you say you smell? The taste, of course! Wei smiled humbly and said, "You smell it." Look at this yard, does it smell like Ai Xiaodie? ”

"The smell of Fluttershy?" I looked at the calf's nose speechlessly and said, "How do I know what she smells like?" Besides, why should I smell her? ”

"Didn't you two sleep in the same bed? Can you know what she tastes like? ”

Wei Xuan smiled evilly. said: "Quickly recall, recall the smell on her body, and then smell it." ”

"I said, can you stop being so disgusting?"

Ai Xiaochan was a little reluctant, she stood up. said Wei Xu.

"What's so disgusting?" Wei Xuan took over the words and said seriously: "Chen Xiyi told me that Ai Xiaodie's taste is good, and it has nothing to do with disgusting at all. ”

This calf nose. Seeing what he meant, it seems that if he doesn't pit me to death, he won't be willing!

"You said that?"

Women are such animals, sometimes. That IQ is easy not to be in the service area. No, Wei Xuan said such a nonsense, Ai Xiaochan actually believed in his evil.

"If I say I said it, would you believe it?" I asked Ai Xiaochan.

"Faith!" Ai Xiaochan glanced at me angrily and said, "I know that you are a stinky man with no discipline!" ”

"Think what love thinks!"

For a woman who doesn't believe in her character, no amount of explanation is in vain. Therefore, I didn't bother to explain to Ai Xiaochan, she can do whatever she likes!

"Poof...; …; ”

The woman, who didn't know if she was nervous or something, suddenly burst into laughter. Judging by the way she smiled. She smiled as if she was quite happy.

"Angry? Cheapskate! "Ai Xiaochan said me.

"Boring." I rewarded her with those two words, and then decided not to bother with her.

"Don't flirt here, hurry up and smell it, smell the smell of Ai Xiaodie left in this yard, I have a lot of use for the trail!" Wei Xuan said.

"It's been so long, how can I remember her taste?" I said.

As soon as he heard my words, Wei Xuan immediately looked over to Ai Xiaochan.

"Xiaodao, if I'm not mistaken, Ai Xiaodie must have lived in this house for a while! Although she has moved away now, she should have left a few pieces of her underwear here! Why don't you find one of them, let this stinky fortune teller smell it, and find her smell. ”

Wei Xu's request is very perverted, but he can speak calmly with such a perverted request. This calf nose, I really don't accept it!

"Disgusting." Ai Xiaochan said angrily, and then said, "Come with me!" ”

We followed Ai Xiaochan into a room, although there was no one living in the house, it was still very clean. Even to describe it as spotless, it is not an exaggeration.

"This is Fluttershy's room?" I asked.

"Hmm!" Ai Xiaochan replied while opening the wardrobe and rummaging inside.

"I want the yin qi to be heavier." Wei Xuan said this, and then turned his back.

"What do you mean by heavier yin qi?" Ai Xiaochan asked.

"You're an adult, do you still use the grapevine to tell me so clearly? Where is the heaviest place for a woman's yin energy? It's not that you don't know. Close-fitting, yin-heavy, what else could it be? Of course it's that! Wei Xuan was very shameless.

I've long been used to Wei Xu's shamelessness. Judging from the expression on Ai Xiaochan's face that has not changed much, it seems that the woman is also used to it.

"Shameless!"

Ai Xiaochan said a word to Wei Xu, and then took a small black thing out of a small drawer in the wardrobe.

This little thing. It's really small, the widest part, the size of a child's palm.

As I looked at it, I made up in my head. Imagine what Fluttershy will look like when she wears it, whether it will be so beautiful that it will be suffocating, and even squirt nosebleeds.

O man! That's the problem! As soon as I see this kind of thing, I will unconsciously make up some pictures in my mind.

"Come and smell it." Ai Xiaochan said.

The woman didn't hand me the little thing, but took it in her own hand.

"Chen Xiyi has to hold it himself."

Wei Xu's calf nose, isn't he carrying his back on his back? Could it be that his eyes are on the back of his head?

"I said that you are also a Taoist. Don't be so disgusting and perverted every time, okay? Ai Xiaochan was completely speechless.

However, speechless to speechless, after being speechless, the woman still handed me the little thing in her hand.

This thing has been washed, and it smells of laundry detergent all over it. Of course, after putting it in front of my nose and sniffing it carefully, I seemed to find a faint hint of a woman's smell from the fragrance.

"Do you smell it?" Just as I was about to find that feeling, Wei Xuan said this coldly. Interrupted me.

"I was going to smell it, but when I interrupted you like this, the smell was gone." I said.

"In our Taoist words, people's ears, nose and mouth are connected. If the smell is not very good, you can match it with the ears or mouth. Of course, this thing can't hear anything if you listen to it with your ears. Therefore, I suggest to you. With the tip of your tongue, lick it gently. ”

This calf nose, isn't he disgusting?

"Do you want to be so perverted?" Ai Xiaochan looked at Wei Xuan angrily and said, "Can you be a little more disgusting?" ”

Chen Xiyi didn't say disgusting. What are you disgusting? ”

Wei Xuan glanced at Ai Xiaochan and said, "Ghosts and evil are dark things, and you have to deal with them with them, and the methods you use." Naturally, there will be some extremes, some incomprehensible to ordinary people. But since your family has been involved in these things, if you want to solve it, you have to use these methods. Again. It's Chen Xiyi who suffers, not your sister, why are you in a hurry? ”

"Is he the one who suffers?" Ai Xiaochan was speechless.

"Of course." Wei Xuan took over with a smile and said, "Otherwise, let Chen Xiyi take off his and let your sister lick it with her tongue, you can see who suffers?" ”

"Can men be the same as women? No matter what, it's all men who take advantage. Ai Xiaochan said.

"That's a bit unreasonable! Everyone is an adult, is it possible that at that time, only men are comfortable, and women are unhappy? ”

Wei Xuan paused and said seriously: "Since everyone is happy, why do you say that it is women who suffer?" I also said that it was the men who suffered! You know, at that time, the woman is the one who gets it. And men, they have to lose what is precious to them. ”

"Disgusting!" Ai Xiaochan glared at Wei Xuan and said, "Don't talk about it anymore." ”

"What are you doing in a daze?" Wei Xuan looked at me with a smile and said, "Hurry up and taste it with the tip of your tongue!" You don't feel sick either. Think of it as sacrificing yourself for others! ”

Sacrifice one's own interests for the sake of others? Wei Xu's words were light, why didn't he come to sacrifice himself for others?

Ai Xiaochan stared at me at this time, looking at her little eyes, as if I really dared to do that, she would treat me with that.

"He's waiting for your order!" Wei looked at Ai Xiaochan with a huff and said, "You don't even listen to Xiaodao's words, you should know by now how much he cares about you, right?" ”

"Just a little." Ai Xiaochan said.

Listening to the woman's meaning, it made me feel as if I was so happy. If it weren't for their family, would I have been able to make this sacrifice?

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