3. Ge Xian Weng ascended to immortal

Originally, Young Master Ge followed in the footsteps of Lisa Liu all the way to the United States, and the two of them were prosperous. Although Young Master Ge said that he was not doing his job, he also inherited some of Master Ge's excellent genes in the end. If you don't have a diploma to add to your life, it will be difficult to explain when you return to China in the future. I want to apply to a university in the United States, but every time I apply, even the most ordinary university, I always have to take enough credits. Young Master Ge naturally didn't thank you. I happened to read the newspaper, and there was actually a correspondence university, which only needed to submit a thesis to issue a doctoral diploma called Claydon University. Young Master Ge was overjoyed and paid $500., and actually got a doctoral diploma, which can be regarded as an explanation for himself and the Ge family.

The American who awarded Claydon University just saw that the students from the East had the need for diplomas, so he set up a Claydon University office at home, and found someone to engrave a carrot badge to issue more kinds of diplomas to some people in need. Claydon University is a grocery store with specialized periodicals and newspapers, which of course end up being wrapping paper. There are only majors that you can't think of, and there is no diploma that she can't issue. is like a diligent nurse who has been nurturing Chinese students from thousands of miles away. Unexpectedly, Claydon University became more and more famous, and then a young man surnamed Fang also followed the old path of Young Master Ge. That's another story, so I won't talk about it here.

Young Master Ge got a diploma and completed the most important task in his life, and since then, the sky is high and the birds fly, and the sky is open and the fish jumps, and the life is as happy as a fairy.

Young Master Ge's emotion made Lisa Liu Sheng question: "What is an immortal?" Have you ever seen a fairy? ”

There is nothing wrong with Young Master Ge saying this, but it is just a way of expressing the Chinese. No one knows how the life of the gods is, but the Chinese stubbornly believe that the life of the gods must be very good, so if the life is good, you can compare with the gods, and it is impossible to be sure.

But as the saying goes, what is said is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. After reading the occult in Europe and Egypt, Lisa Liu suddenly became interested in the occult in China, perhaps because her heart was beating out, or maybe the Chinese blood in her body was activated. To say that this cultivation of immortals, alchemy and immortality, yellow and white magic, the secret art in the room, and the guidance of double cultivation, China can be said to have a long history, all kinds of classics and discourses are vast like a sea of smoke, and the stories recorded in them are not only absurd, but also condescending, but there is one point, it is said that there are noses and eyes, and the words are chiseled. And there will always be an implicit rhetorical question: If these are all fake, why do people in all dynasties and dynasties have pursued the Tao of ascending to immortals, and there is no shortage of celebrity hermits, are these people all fools?

Lisa Liu is not a person who only cares about eating, drinking and having fun, she is very talented in occultism, since she decided that the next academic direction is China's ascension to immortals, she has been forgetting to sleep and eat in half a year, and has sorted out the general context of the Chinese metaphysical school. Even with it, Young Master Ge will be a little impressed by Lisa Liu, Miss Yang.

Although Young Master Ge said that Lisa Liu studied so much, he thought that Lisa Liu's freshness had passed, so he even coaxed and deceived him to bring him back to China to get married and have children. Don't you like metaphysics, the soil of my Chinese land is full of genes, so I continue to live my free life in the United States. If things go on like this, Lisa Liu and Young Master Ge will return to China together, and it will naturally be complete, but there is always no if in the world.

Since Young Master Ge is in love with Lisa Liu, although he is not interested in metaphysics, he does not hesitate to spend a lot of money when he encounters related objects for the sake of a Pomeranian smile. On this day, Lisa Liu went to New York University to attend an occult conference and left Young Master Ge aside. Young Master Ge was also happy to be idle, so he wandered the streets of New York. Wandering around into an antique shop.

The owner of the antique shop, a drunken Irishman in his forties, was full of works of art from all over the world, patting his chest to make sure they were genuine.

Young Master Ge sneered in his heart, these antiques are not necessarily fake, but if they are not genuine, it is not the same thing, the Qing Dynasty imitated the things of the Song Dynasty, you can't say that they are fake, but they are definitely not genuine. Young Master Ge left and right just to distract himself, and he didn't care about the boasting of the Irish drunkard boss, and looked at it himself. In the end, I fell in love with a pipe made of seawood and a Song Dynasty incense cup. Thinking of sending it back to Shanghai as a gift to Mr. Ge and Mrs. Ge can be regarded as an expression of my filial piety.

When I was about to settle the bill, I caught a glimpse of a pile of old papers piled up in the corner, and there were some Chinese remnants in it. This Irish boss himself is a rough man, and the impression of the Chinese is still that of a lewd person with a pig's tail doing inferior work, and that pile of things with twists and turns is of no great use, and he was about to throw it away, but when he saw that Young Master Ge noticed it, he calculated it, so that Young Master Ge paid 10 more dollars, hired a car, and sent this pile of rags back to the apartment.

Although Young Master Ge is a swinger brother, his IQ is by no means covered? Otherwise, you would not be able to get into St. John's by your own ability. The Irish boss is regarded as a pile of garbage and old papers, and Young Master Ge also has his own calculations, Westerners don't know the goods, especially Americans, they are a bunch of barbarians, and they don't know what art is, especially the art of Orientals. In this pile of garbage, as long as there is a little good quality calligraphy and painting, the value is far more than 10 dollars. If not, the $10, Young Master Ge thinks that it is not a big number, and he has the right to pay a tip for doing good deeds and accumulating virtue.

Young Master Ge is definitely not a diligent person, and when he moves things back, he puts them aside, and the idea of exchanging something valuable from the middle has been left behind. However, when Lisa Liu came back, she disliked the pile of garbage and began to clean it up. Not to mention, it deserves to be run when Young Master Ge came, and he actually found a few remnants of paintings and remnants of calligraphy in this pile of rags, among which there is actually a rusty painting of Tang Yin, as well as a painting of the Southern Song Dynasty, and a few complete calligraphy and paintings, although they are not famous, but they are also from the Song Dynasty, which are also mixed with a few pages of Song Dynasty books in good condition. Although it was all down, it was not worth a few dollars, but it was worth far more than the $10 that Young Master Ge spent.

Young Master Ge said that this was a deal, at least after going abroad for so many years, it was the first time he had seen the benefits, and he was very happy, so he naturally wanted to celebrate with Lisa Liu, even if it was the worst, he wanted red wine from the main producing areas of Bordeaux, France. Lisa Liu didn't know anything about Chinese culture, and she didn't appreciate Young Master Ge's enthusiasm at all. I thought about giving up, but at the last moment, a few photos fell out of this pile of old papers. The photographs of that era are black and white, but they are fairly clear, apparently taken from the frescoes of a monument or ruins. The mural is very well preserved, and the bright colors can be seen in the black and white photographs. The photograph is only a part of the mural, and there is a photograph of a distant view, and only one of the handwriting can be identified.

In Young Master Ge's opinion, this photo is of little value. But Lisa Liu was fascinated by the content at a glance. The content of one of the photos is an old man in a robe, standing in the clouds, the front of the clouds is full of light, faintly revealing a portal, behind the portal Qionglou thousands of floors, the immortal Xian'e flickering, a fairy atmosphere. You can look down, under the clouds that the old man stepped on, the clouds were gloomy, the ghost king Yaksha was everywhere, opening his mouth to eat the living, and there were some legendary criminal laws, which were extremely eerie and terrifying.

Young Master Ge still has a foundation, although it is not a family history, but the size is also a modern school that has been enlightened by Mr. for a few years, and then goes to the modern school. After looking at it a few times, I felt that this picture was ridiculous, and said casually: "Do you dare to call this picture Ge Xian Weng Ascension Immortal Picture?" There is no one to cheat to do this! ”

Lisa Liu looked at it seriously and knew that Young Master Ge was an unlearned and unskilled person. Inadvertently, Young Master Ge said such a sentence, but he still couldn't help but ask: "My dear, what do you see the problem is?"

Young Master Ge was very proud of this beautiful woman's unprecedented humble request for his own questions, but he also knew that it was enough to stop and not annoy the beauties around him. A little proudly said: "A few small seals on this photo are written Ge Xian Weng ascending to immortals, Ge Xian Weng should refer to Ge Hong in the Eastern Han Dynasty, a famous Chinese immortal, there is no problem to say this, but you look at this photo below, it is the human purgatory map, the key is that the ghost king Yasha in this is a tantric appearance." This Tantra is not the same as the native Chinese Taoists, but it is painted on a mural? Isn't that bullshit? Most of them are used by some antique dealers to hide the use of foreigners who don't know how to trade in the market! ”

Young Master Ge's untense play aroused Lisa Liu's curiosity. There is a proverb in the West that says: Curiosity kills cats, and Lisa Liu will die in a catastrophe in the future, which has something to do with today's Young Master Ge's remarks!