Chapter Ninety-Nine: Mr. Mourning
I see that this short-haired woman is only in her early twenties, and she is at the age of college, why did she come to do such a thing? And this woman's appearance is too stumbling, right? Cake face, inverted triangular eyes and pockmarked face!
Too spicy for eyes! She's not fit for this either, huh?
I pushed the short-haired woman away in disgust and said:
"You can't post it upside down! I don't have time! ”
Too lazy to talk to these women, I strode out of the encirclement and fled without looking back.
After escaping more than ten meters, I could still hear those women behind me, pointing at me and scolding:
"Grass! How many handfuls to drag? I really want to cut him! ”
"Is it better to be handsome? When labor and management play with men, you still wear open crotch pants! ”
I'm really ...... It's disgusting to make these goods disgusting! I feel that women are very strange, I used to be blind, and very few women would take the initiative to talk to me.
And even when I speak, my attitude is cold, as if I look down on me.
Now that my eyesight has recovered, these women have changed too! Wherever labor and management go, strange women talk to me! And from female college students to street girls, there are all kinds of goods!
This may also have something to do with the way I used to dress, I used to be born in a dark world, I always had low self-esteem, I never cleaned myself up, my hair was oily and long, and my clothes were in tatters.
In addition, I am blind, so naturally there will not be too many women who ignore me.
Now the situation is very different, and I, Bai Hui, have become a friend of women! The sought-after ones are not good! From young women to young girls, and even some women have straight eyes when they see me!
Smiling helplessly, I unconsciously walked through a block and got closer to Xing Xiaoyu's house!
My heart is getting more and more restless! Thinking of Xing Xiaoyu's coquettish voice on the phone before, the blood in my whole body instantly gathered at one point!
But at this moment, I saw a sneaky group of people gathered in the corner not far ahead.
A few Mercedes and BMWs were parked on the side of the road.
Originally, I didn't care much about this, but as I walked past the group of people, I heard a shouting and scolding from inside:
"What a royal thing! Look at the way you look at the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes? X your uncle's! ”
The scolding voice is hoarse like a broken gong! And the wording is dirty!
But when the onlookers heard the scolding, they didn't even say anything! There are even a few of them...... Applause!
What's going on?
Feeling that something was wrong with these people, I couldn't help but be a little curious, so I walked over and looked at the crowd.
In the middle of the crowd, it was a beggar dressed in tatters! This beggar's face is black and dirty, and his hair is even longer and frightening! It was dirty, and there was a vegetable leaf on the top of his head.
I couldn't tell how old the beggar was, and he seemed to be very old when he spoke.
At that time, the beggar sat on the ground and pointed at a bald man and cursed angrily!
"! Dog stuff! I can't wait to scold you every day! Are you convinced? ”
I saw that the bald head was dressed very carefully, and he wore a big gold chain around his neck, he should be a rich man, but when he scolded the beggar, not only was he not angry, but his face was full of respect, and he bowed in a low manner:
"I'm convinced! I'll take whatever the gentleman says! ”
"You're so right! I'm just cheap! ”
Hearing the bald head say this, the beggar's anger seemed to have subsided a lot, and he waved his hand impatiently, and said:
"Pay the money! Hurry up and roll how far to labor and management! ”
The bald man wiped the cold sweat from his face, took out a piece of money from his purse, handed it to the beggar, thanked him respectfully, and then turned and left.
What surprised me even more was that after the bald head was scolded by the beggar, he walked with a red face and an extremely proud expression! When I opened the door of the Mercedes-Benz, it was as if I had won five million.
This......?
Labor and management did not enter the city for a few days, and they actually encountered such a ridiculous thing?
Spending money to find scolding? Why are rich people playing this now? And look at the bald head smiling so proudly, as if he had finished scolding this beggar, it was like picking up a treasure to him!
It's really cheap!
Seeing this, I continued to look at the beggars in the crowd with suspicion.
After the bald head was gone, the next man stood up, knelt down respectfully, and kowtowed to the beggar! The ground was dirty and full of water, but the man didn't care!
The beggar is like an uncle, not to mention how arrogant his face is! When the man had finished kowtowing, the beggar dug his nostrils, pointed at the man, and squirted:
"you immortals! Labor and management look at you the most unpleasant! You're not even as good as a dog! Do you understand! ”
The man knelt on the ground, and scolded the beggar with ecstasy! Excited, he ...... Even the big gold watch on his wrist shook with a bang!
I gasped when I saw this picture! I secretly wondered in my heart! Are these people all in the door? kneeling on the ground and scolding the beggar all kinds of times, not only did he not return the favor, but the more he scolded, the happier he was?
The further I looked, the stronger the suspicion became! glanced at the onlookers, and saw that their expressions were also very strange!
There is joy, there is envy, and there is jealousy!
I looked at a thin monkey standing beside me, and I couldn't help but whisper to him:
"Big brother, what's going on? These people can't think about it, or what? Why did you come to the queue to find scolding? ”
Hearing me ask, the thin monkey winked at me and said:
"You don't know! This beggar...... It's not a small story! If anyone can give him a few scoldings, it will ......"
Halfway through the conversation, the thin monkey suddenly stopped talking, he looked me up and down, and then pointed to the supermarket not far away, and whispered to me:
"Go, young man! Buy me a pack of cigarettes! Add another bottle of two-pot head! ”
I didn't hesitate, I turned around and walked into the supermarket, and after a while I came out with something and handed it to the skinny monkey.
After accepting the cigarettes and alcohol I bought, the thin monkey mysteriously pulled me aside and said:
"This beggar is not small! As long as you believe in a little metaphysics in this film, you know him! ”
After a pause, the thin monkey pointed to the beggar not far away, his face showed adoration, and said:
"He's the famous Mr. Mourner! Usually the whereabouts are erratic, but I only come here once every six months! If anyone has scolded him, promise to ...... for at least a few months Good luck! ”
Mr. Mourning? Why does this name sound so evil? And...... Is there really such an evil thing in the world? Why don't I believe it?
"Really?" I suspect I misheard.
The thin monkey smiled mysteriously and said:
"Young man! Don't believe it! That's all we know! Generally don't tell outsiders! ”
"If you're brave enough, you can try it later! But then again, Mr. Mourning is not something that everyone is willing to scold! It depends on fate! ”
As he spoke, the thin monkey showed regret on his face and said, "Just to wait for Mr. Mourning to scold me, I've been looking forward to it for a whole year!" ”
Ignoring the skinny monkey, I squeezed into the crowd again, only to see Mr. Mourning sitting on the ground, pointing at someone and scolding! Spit stars flying!
In front of his dirty heels, there was a paper jar with a small dollar bill in it, and it seemed that Mr. Fumen had his own rules and refused to charge more.
Behind Mr. Mourning, there is a small iron cage with a big red-crowned rooster in it.
Originally, I didn't believe that there was such a strange thing in the world, but as soon as I told the thin monkey, I half-believed Zhang Yiyuan, ready to try my luck.
Inadvertently, I looked at the paper jar again, and this time I saw that the jar had a big word "mourning" written on it with a black pen!
This scene...... Why does it look familiar?
A flash of light flashed through my mind, and I was reminded of the prophecy I had received today!
The first sentence: "Money into the mourning jar can avoid ghosts!" ”
I couldn't understand this sentence at the time, but now I have to react! It means that as long as I stuff the money into this paper jar with the word "mourning" written on it......
Then next, I can avoid the ghosts!
Thinking of this, my body can't help but feel excited! Without any further hesitation, I grabbed the money and stuffed it directly into the jar!
The mourning gentleman was scolding, and when he saw that I was going to stuff money, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to block the paper can, and looked at me with a suspicious face.
At this time, the onlookers behind me were not happy anymore, and pointed at me and shouted:
"Boy! Do you understand the rules? Don't cut in line, huh? ”
"It's not your turn yet!"
I didn't pay any attention to these people, anyway, the money just needs to be stuffed into the mourning jar! The rest is none of my business!
But Mr. Mourning didn't give me this opportunity, he first covered the mourning jar vigilantly, and then his eyes narrowed into slits, staring at me for a long time!
The crowd fell silent, and everyone was watching me.
At this moment, Mr. Mourning suddenly raised his neck and screamed, then knelt on the ground and kowtowed desperately to me!
"Daisen...... Daxian, you are really a noble person! Born with good luck! Daxian is auspicious! Blessed heavens! ”
I'm X! What's going on? Not only did this Mr. Mourning not scold me, why did he praise me?
I vaguely felt that something was wrong, and I saw that Mr. Mourning became crazy, and kept praising me, and his head was even harder! After a while, his forehead knocked out of the bag!
Gasping for air, a chill suddenly surged out of my body! I tried to reach out and help Mr. Mourning to his feet, but he jerked back, looked up, and looked at me as if he was ...... Look at the ghosts!
Next, Mr. Mourning got up from the ground, grabbed the mourning jar with one hand, lifted the chicken coop with the other, turned around and ran!
The crowd exploded!
Seeing Mr. Mourning running farther and farther, I gritted my teeth and chased after him!
Want to run away without charging me? How can it be that easy? I don't want to meet any more ghosts! So today, I said I had to stuff the money into his broken jar!
I chased after me, and at first, Mr. Mourning was quite fast, but his physical strength was not as good as mine, and it didn't take long for me to catch up.
Turning into a small alley, Mr. Mourning tripped over a stone and fell directly into a dog to gnaw SHI!
I followed him into the alley, rushed over to help Mr. Mourning up, and then wondered:
"Senior, what are you running?"
Hearing me call him senior, Mr. Mourning's face turned green with fright! He fell to his knees again with a thud, kowtowed, and begged me for mercy:
"Daisen! I am in front of you, how dare I call my predecessor? You have a lot of ...... Leave me alone! ”
I looked at Mr. Mourning in disbelief, and asked in a cold voice:
"Why are you...... Do you want to call me Daxian? ”()
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