Extra: Cui Haoran! You give Lao Tzu down

Li Heng stood under the old willow tree in the Taiji Palace, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, "Cui Haoran, you come down for Lao Tzu!" ”

The prince roared angrily, and the palace people shrank their necks and looked at him sympathetically, the eldest brother is not good! The surrounding finches were startled by him, and flew away in fright.

On the big willow tree, there was a little boy with a pink face like jade, shaking his white and tender bare feet, and made a grimace at Li Heng, "Big brother, how can you live up to such a good spring, come up and dig out bird eggs with Haoran......"

Li Heng is already about to explode, before Cui Haoran was born, who didn't praise him: His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has the style of an emperor, and he is calm at a young age, and he should be a Taoist monarch in the future!

But since his mother gave birth to Cui Haoran, his peaceful life has become a chicken.

The most hateful thing is that his father, his mother, and his younger brother are all virtuous, lest the world be chaotic, he is the only one who is both a father and a mother, and he is a sour center, how can he be an outsider?

"Cui Haoran, you come down to Lao Tzu!"

Do you deserve such a righteous name?

Cui Haoran saw that Li Heng was really angry, and blinked, "Big brother, I'll come down immediately!" ”

As he spoke, he threw himself down directly, smashing towards Li Heng like a scale, Li Heng reached out with a straight face and grabbed his collar, "This is the fifth time this month......"

Cui Haoran fluttered his feet, and his little face became red, "Big brother, put me down, otherwise, I will go to find the fat girl of the second uncle's house, and say that you cried last time when you said that she was ugly." ”

If this wasn't his own brother, he would have swollen his little buttocks, when did he say that He Zhili's daughter was ugly? With the appearance of the second uncle and the second uncle, how could they give birth to an ugly girl? What he said is that this woman should only be in heaven, okay?

If you really give birth to an ugly girl, then you have to wonder if there is a green prairie on your head.

Li Heng thought about it, and the roots of his ears were slightly red.

Cui Haoran's eyes were sharp, and he saw it all of a sudden, holding his stomach and laughing, "Big brother, you actually like that fat girl, I want to tell A-Niang to go and let her laugh at you." ”

The green tendons in Li Heng's forehead rose again, this bear child!

"A piece of sugar."

Cui Haoran raised three fingers, "Three pieces." ”

Li Heng made a straight face, "Just one piece." ”

Cui Haoran knew that he couldn't really mess with the eldest brother, so he nodded happily, "Deal." ”

His aunt was afraid that he would have a toothache, so she didn't give him candy, but she was hungry for him.

Cui Haoran got the sugar, looked at the big tree reluctantly, and waved his hand, "Bird eggs, you wait, I'll pick you up tomorrow." ”

Coming back tomorrow...... Li Heng's stiff face almost wanted to cry.

The two brothers, one tall and one short, walked towards He Zhichun's dormitory.

"Brother, why don't you laugh? Oh, I know, as soon as I was born, I had to manage the food, drink and Lazar of so many people in Daqing, and I couldn't laugh if I changed it. ”

"Eldest brother, do you really think the fat girl is good-looking? I think she's a little fat, but Yuan Fang is still good-looking. ”

Li Heng was shocked in his heart, this younger brother must be crooked.

"Yuan Fang is a man, you can't say that he is good-looking."

Cui Haoran glanced at Li Heng strangely, "But Second Uncle He, everyone says that he is the best-looking person in Chang'an City, isn't he also a man?" Ah, is everyone praising him for being good-looking, and scolding him for being a girl? My God, who dares to scold my second uncle, see if I don't kill him! ”

Li Heng was a little depressed, he was simply playing the piano to the cow, the emperor was not in a hurry, the eunuch was in a hurry, Cui Haoran was still young, he was still young, and he couldn't strangle him.

Cui Haoran saw that Li Heng didn't speak, stopped, Li Heng didn't know, continued to walk a few steps, found that the dwarf winter melon was gone, turned his head to look, only to see Cui Haoran sighing towards his hand, rushing over, like a monkey, to his back.

Li Heng subconsciously stretched out his hand to support it, and he carried it steadily.

"It's the eighteenth time this month." Li Heng said expressionlessly.

Cui Haoran lay his head on Li Heng's back, "Eldest brother, are you angry?" Why are you angry? Which of my words was wrong? Or do you hate me for talking too much? A-Niang always dislikes me for talking too much, saying that what I say in a day is more than what you say in a month, eldest brother. ”

"But eldest brother, look, my father loves to talk, my mother loves to talk, the two are superimposed, I love to talk so much, that's normal! Oh, I know, it must be because Daddy, Auntie and I both love to talk, and you don't like to talk, so you're angry. ”

Li Heng's heart is stuffed, who envy you for loving to talk......

I'm angry because my ears can't hold your trash talk!

"Not angry!"

Cui Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, "That's really good, I'm not afraid of my father or mother, I'm afraid that my eldest brother will be angry, if you are angry, no one will secretly give me candy to eat!" ”

Li Heng didn't want to speak.

Cui Haoran didn't care, if the eldest brother answered every sentence, then he wouldn't be the eldest brother.

He muttered, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to point, "Hurry up, eldest brother run over there, the sugar jar is coming." ”

Li Heng stumbled and almost fell, "Do you call Chu Ge a sugar jar?" ”

Cui Haoran's big eyes rolled, "Hehe, let me tell you, don't tell A-Niang, he always secretly gives me candy to eat, and wants to kidnap me to his house." Do you want me to be a child bride? I've heard that child daughters-in-law are raised at my age. ”

What the heck...... Did you let the palace people steal a notebook for you...... Also a child daughter-in-law!

"Did you write in front of him?"

Cui Haoran nodded, "He gave me a jar of candy, just let me write my name, such a good business, if you don't do it, wouldn't you be a fool?" ”

Li Heng glanced at Cui Haoran sympathetically, Chu Ge Lao is eyeing their family Cui Haoran, and he wants to accept him as an apprentice!

Although this bear child loves to make trouble, but one stroke is really extraordinary, although he is young, but whether he has talent or not, everyone like Chu Dengshan can see it at a glance.

It just so happens that someone has to be able to restrain this monkey.

Li Heng said, leading Cui Haoran towards Chu Dengshan.

Chu Dengshan took a look and hurriedly saluted Li Heng, but Li Heng leaned sideways to accept it.

Cui Haoran waited for the two to be polite, slid directly off Li Heng's back, and pounced towards Chu Dengshan, "Grandpa Chu, are you with sugar today?" ”

Chu Dengshan smiled like an old chrysanthemum, "Of course I brought it, and I made it into a rabbit-like one, is Erlang willing to go home with a certain person?" There's a lot of sugar in a house."

Cui Haoran smiled, "Eat sugar first, eat sugar first." ”

Chu Dengshan immediately gave him a rabbit candy.

Cui Haoran quickly put it in his mouth, and then said vaguely: "My aunt said that things are to be cheated, so people don't have to go." Grandpa Chu, bring candy to see me tomorrow! ”

Chu Dengshan froze, and saw the little boy swaggering away with his rabbit candy in his mouth.

He said with some tears and laughter: "Your Highness, can you ask your father to change his name?" In front of his face, he really can't shout the word Haoran! ”

Li Heng looked at Chu Dengshan and said seriously: "Haoran is very good, our whole family thinks he is upright." ”

Chu Dengshan is a stalk, your whole family is afraid that you are blind!