"Why did you see me doing anything?" Fang Wen immediately replied.

"It's not you, you were standing in front of the window just now!" Director Gou looked at his turtle with great distress, this is all mutated, can it still be a feng shui turtle?

"Evidence evidence, do you have to have evidence to know everything? There's no evidence that you're talking about it! "Fang Wen is justified.

"Good! You wait, little crumb! Director Gou's eyes flashed with a hint of hatred!

Ding Wen dragged Fang Wen: "You bear with it, how can you say that he is also a director, he is offended, he is ruthless, and he doesn't have your good fruit to eat!" ”

Fang Wen snorted and said, "So what? How great is being a director? As a director, you can wronged students at will? ”

The two argued loudly, luring out the teachers from the other offices at once.

Everyone came out to see what was going on!

A female teacher came out to take a look, and saw that the turtle head in Director Gou's hand was so big, almost the size of a fist, and the head was swinging from side to side, obviously unable to retract.

The whole turtle looks very weird, but that's not the case!

The female teacher was curious: "Director Gou, why are you *** swollen......"

Nima ......

Director Gou almost fainted, almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what do you mean I'm swollen, can I still get better!

"You can't speak, if you can't speak, get away!"

Director Gou shouted angrily.

"Why can't you speak? Am I wrong? The female teacher pouted and said: "One day, I know how to play with turtles, and I don't let people say that I play with *** and swollen it!" ”

After speaking, the female teacher shook her head and went back to the office directly, she was not afraid of Director Gou.

Director Gou's face turned white, you still have reason for this special nonsense!

The other teachers almost died of laughter, but they couldn't laugh in front of Director Gou, pinched their thighs, and endured so hard.

Hurriedly burrowed into the office, and then all the offices erupted into a burst of laughter.

Director Gou felt that his brain hurt, where can he reason about this.

He glared at Fang Wen viciously, and just as he was about to speak, the principal poked his head out of the office and shouted: "What are you arguing about, you don't need to prepare for class...... Hey, Director Gou, why are you *** swollen......"

I'm special!

Director Gou almost didn't cry, why did you talk like that, principal?

Can't you just check the words you use?

"Uh-uh! It's nothing, I'm going to take it to the doctor! Director Gou said.

"Then go, *** swollen so big, it must be inflamed, go and come back quickly!"

With that, the headmaster turned and went back to his office.

Ding Wen had already left when the female teacher in front of her spoke, this sound awkward, she is a girl's family, and it is unhealthy to listen to it.

Fang Wen was in the aisle, almost bursting with laughter.

"Laugh fart, little crumb, you wait, this is not over!" Director Gou scolded, I have to quickly find a veterinarian to see, my feng shui turtle is worth tens of thousands!

As soon as he came downstairs, he heard the bell ringing for the end of class.

Students in each class come out of the classroom.

Director Gou walked to the first floor, and heard a student shouting: "Look, Director Gou's *** is swollen......"

You're numb, can you still have a good time?

Why do you talk like that?

The boy also knew that he had said the wrong thing, touched his head, and said embarrassedly: "Director Gou, I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing just now!" ”

Director Gou glared at him: "Go aside!" ”

"Ah, Director Gou's *** is so big!"

As soon as the boy left, another boy shouted in surprise: "Come and see, Director Gou's *** is so big......"

I'm going to Nima's!

Director Gou can't wait to kick that thing to death, what is it so big, doesn't he speak through his brain?

The corridor is not wide, he shouted, and suddenly all the students around him were startled, Director Gou This is a pervert, he dares to mess with the building when he is still in the teaching building in broad daylight, how much confidence he has in his own guy!

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, let me see how big Director Gou is!"

", Director Gou is a rabies offender, don't you want your face?"

"Whoever is so close, hurry up and take a photo for everyone to exhibit!"

"I said, don't squeeze, what's so nice about that thing!"

This time, the whole corridor was a sensation, and those who were close to Director Gou certainly knew that it was the head of a turtle, but it was not clear what could not be seen in the back, and I thought that Director Gou was middle-aged, and he was old enough to make a commotion, and he dared to run around with a guy, which is especially crazy!

Director Gou took the little turtle to hide his face and fled, this is the end of the calf!

If you don't leave, you can't tell it clearly.

Director Gou fled, and within half an hour, the news of Director Gou's swelling spread throughout the campus.

"Have you heard? Director Gou's turtle's head is swollen! ”

"Have you heard? Director Gou's *** is swollen......"

"Let me tell you something, our director of academic affairs is so swollen that it is estimated that he has contracted a venereal disease......"

"Tell me quietly, I went out to play last night, and when I came home, I saw Director Gou go to the hotel with a young lady with heavy makeup in his arms......"

All afternoon, No. 2 Middle School was talking about it.

The rumors are getting stronger and stronger, and the more outrageous they are, Director Gou probably can't wash it away if he wants to wash it in his life.

The most confused thing was Fang Wen, buddy just wanted to teach him a lesson first, then he thought of making such a big thing.

After school in the afternoon, Fang Wen planned to go to the fat man to see how the store was looking!

As a result, before he walked out, Li Nuanyu walked to his side and said, "Will you be free later?" Let's go for a walk! ”

Fang Wen was surprised in his heart, does this special person really have thoughts about buddies?

Originally, he was going to refuse, but Fang Wen thought about it, so he just went and listened to what she had to say!

"Okay, let's go!" Fang Wen was crisp and handed over all the books to Zhou Haidao: "Help me bring them back!" ”

Zhou Hai squeezed his eyebrows at him and said, "Brother is amazing......

Fang Wen grinned and followed Li Nuanyu out of the classroom!

As soon as the two walked out of the classroom, Fang Wen found that Li Nuanyu was very close to him!

Subconsciously dodged a little to the side.

Li Nuanyu glanced at him and said, "What, don't you want to see me like this?" ”

Fang Wen glanced at her and said, "I think it's better to keep your distance!" ”

Li Nuanyu shook her hair and said, "Fang Wen, let's tell you the truth, I found you quite attractive, be my boyfriend!" ”

"Ha, ahem!"

Why don't you want it so suddenly?

What's the matter, just be your boyfriend, and you're not psychologically prepared at all, don't you feel a little abrupt like this?

Fang Wen's head was full of confusion, is this dead woman sick, she didn't wait to see Lao Tzu two days ago, and she wants me to be her boyfriend today?

"How? Isn't it a surprise, isn't it a surprise! Li Nuanyu said with a smile on her face.

Jinnima feels good about herself, and she has a good skin for nothing!

Fang Wendao: "There are accidents, but there are no surprises......"