Chapter 15 Actually, I don't have any melons
No one has thought about their future since they were children, Zhang Daozong didn't, let alone those teachers and classmates.
Even Lin Fan himself had thought about it before, looking at the shop every day to earn three or five hundred yuan, and such a day seemed to be not bad.
Until he met Sister Miaomiao, Lin Fan's whole person changed his sex, although he was still a little god, at least he never skipped class again, and his grades rose from the bottom of the class to the thirty-fifth, although there were only thirty-six people in the class!
"Wonderful...... Sister Miaomiao, why are you? Lin Fan really wanted to slap himself, he knew that the guy just grabbed Sister Miaomiao's bag, and he had already slashed the guy to death!
"Xiaofan, is that you? Why are you dressed like this again, you went to the flyover to cheat money again! Lin Miaomiao frowned, accidentally touching the injury and screaming in pain.
"Sister Miaomiao, don't get me wrong, I'm participating in cosplay, your foot is sprained, I have bone-setting medicine and wine, I'll help you take a look." Lin Fan hurriedly said.
Lin Miaomiao sprained her ankle just now and now it hurts, she hesitated slightly and nodded, now the person who grabbed the bag has run away, and there is no point in being annoyed.
"Xiaofan, my feet hurt and I can't move, you can help me." Lin Miaomiao said.
Lin Fan didn't think much about it, and subconsciously raised Lin Miaomiao's shoulders to hold her, but the moment he got up, Lin Fan felt a softness in his chest, and his face turned red instantly.
It was the first time he had such close contact with the opposite sex, especially the fragrance on Lin Miaomiao's body that drilled into his nose one by one.
Lin Fan was a little uncontrollable, and I had to say that Lin Miaomiao's lethality to men was too great, especially for a boy chicken like Lin Fan.
Finally returned to the residence, Lin Fan found the bone-setting wine concocted by Zhang Daozong and put it on Lin Miaomiao, and looked at Lin Fan walking around with the medicinal wine and alcohol lamp poured on his hand, and the fire on his hand scratched the affected area, this professional technique is not much better than those old Chinese medicine doctors.
"Ahh It hurts! Lin Miaomiao screamed in pain and hurriedly withdrew her legs.
"Don't make a fuss! It hurts to have an effect! Lin Fan pressed Lin Miaomiao's leg and shouted.
However, Lin Fan's shot was not accurate, and Lin Miaomiao's center of gravity was unstable, and the whole person fell on the sofa, and the small short skirt was also lifted to the waist.
Lin Fan's eyes widened, and his breathing suddenly became short, Amitabha Buddha Sanqing Dao Venerable, I really didn't mean it!
It's a pity that the good times are short-lived after all, and Lin Miaomiao didn't notice the abnormality, sitting on the sofa and hiding backwards with some fear, like a little girl who is afraid of being injected.
Lin Fan hurriedly finished applying the medicinal wine and helped Lin Miaomiao put on her shoes, looking at the fair-skinned and slender legs and delicate little feet, Lin Fan seemed to hear the beast roaring in his heart, oh my God! What the hell did I just miss!
"Sister Miaomiao, your sprain is not too serious, you should wake up as soon as you wake up, or I will send you back." Lin Fan said.
The small room was now full of the fragrance of Lin Miaomiao's body, and he was really afraid that he would not be able to control it if it continued like this.
"Xiaofan, my sister's bag was snatched away, and the key is still in the bag, what should I do if I can't go back now?" Lin Miaomiao said pitifully.
"This ...... Why don't you call a locksmith? ”
Lin Fan wanted to slap himself as soon as he said it, the security of these old residential buildings is very problematic, and the old locks can't be replaced with new ones even if they pry the old locks at night, and a girl doesn't lock the door at night, isn't this a joke!
"Sister Miaomiao, why don't you go to the hotel tonight for a night?" Lin Fan said.
Lin Miaomiao glanced at Lin Fan and said, "One night in the hotel is almost worth my month's rent, and my sister often brings you delicious food, can't you take me in for one night?" ”
"This ...... Okay, then you can sleep in my uncle's room tonight, he's not at home, and I just changed the sheets and quilt covers this morning. Lin Fan said.
"Sure enough, it's my good brother, my sister doesn't hurt you in vain on weekdays!" Lin Miaomiao reached out and pinched Lin Fan's nose, and then walked towards the bathroom.
I don't know if it's Zhang Daozong's magic medicine and wine or Lin Fan's unique technique, just now her feet were hot and hot now, but now there are bursts of coolness and comfort, and she can walk by herself without Lin Fan's support.
Lin Fan immediately realized something, but it was too late to speak, Lin Miaomiao closed the door of the bathroom, and after a while, there was a rustling sound inside.
Lin Fan and his uncle depended on each other, an old bachelor and a small bachelor, there were no women's clothes at home, so they hurriedly went to the supermarket at the intersection to buy a set of generic women's underwear, the bottom was almost the same, but the size on the top Lin Fan was really difficult.
"Little brother, look at your good looks, find a girlfriend if you need to, some habits will be regarded as perverted once they are formed." The aunt of the bra shop saw Lin Fan dangling in front of the stall for a long time, and reminded at the moment.
"What a bad fetish! I can't come over and buy underwear for my girlfriend! These, these, and these, I want them all! Lin Fan said as he took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills from his arms and slapped them on the table, and the friends around him were stunned.
"Ding...... The host is shocked and pretends to be forced to gain 3 pretend points! ”
Lin Fan pointed to a large piece with a finger, the number was amazing and the size ranged from C to E, and the eyes of the young man on the side were straight.
"Brother...... Dude, this ...... These are all bought for your girlfriend? How many girlfriends do you have? ”
"Do you have a lot of girlfriends for this Celestial Master? Just 123456 one, pack them all for me! Lin Fan waved his hand.
Although he has been a single dog for eighteen years, this does not affect Lin Fan's pretending to be a flowery person, and the young men around him are ashamed of themselves, and as for those girls, their eyes also flashed frequently when they looked at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan was already quite handsome, and with so many girlfriends, he must be a rich second generation, and those girls who thought they were good-looking became more and more active.
"Handsome guy, do you still lack a girlfriend, what do you think of me?" A girl said shyly.
"Excuse me! Not interested! Lin Fan said coldly.
"Handsome guy, people like you so much, give me a chance." Another girl confessed.
"I'm sorry! My opportunities have always been reserved only for those who are prepared! Lin Fan said.
"Handsome Guy......"
"That's it! Say no more! Brother is a fire in the night, a man you can't get in your life, die of this heart! Lin Fan waved his big hand and walked out of the supermarket with a large bag of underwear with a cold face, how arrogant and chic!
"Wow! This handsome guy is such a man! I'm going to give him a monkey! A bunch of girls screamed.
"Ding...... The host is successfully forced and gains 1 loading value. ”
"Ding...... The host is successfully forced and gains 1 loading value. ”
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Lin Fan's heart is secretly cool, when he goes out to buy underwear, he is pretending to be forced, and he is really pretending to be like the wind, and he always accompanies me!
When Lin Fan entered the door with a bunch of underwear, Lin Miaomiao had already finished taking a shower and sat on the sofa watching TV in a bathrobe.
"Xiaofan, you're back, why do you buy so much underwear, you're going to open an underwear store?" Lin Miaomiao said with a strange expression.
After all, Lin Fan hadn't taken off his virgin hat for eighteen years, and the first time he faced this situation, he didn't know how to answer, and his eyes couldn't help but turn to Lin Miaomiao's chest, how could he say this!
"You don't think I bought it for me without a change of clothes! Then you don't have to buy so much, you have to lie to it...... How much business can you do to earn back, next time you are not allowed to spend money so indiscriminately. Lin Miaomiao said angrily.
"I ...... I don't know your size. Lin Fan said with a red face.
Lin Miaomiao first shook for a moment, and then laughed out loud: "How honest are you kid, my sister's underwear is hanging on the windowsill, haven't you ever seen it?" ”
Nani! There is still this operation!
Looking at Lin Fan's shocked appearance, Lin Miaomiao couldn't hold back any longer, her legs jumped wildly on the sofa and she laughed out loud holding her stomach.
"Isn't it the time when the curiosity of boys of your age is the strongest, I really didn't expect that there would be such an honest boy this year, haha, if those female hooligans in the company knew about it, they would definitely laugh off their big teeth!"
"No, I'm going to tell them now!" Lin Miaomiao took out her mobile phone and made a call as she spoke, telling jokes about Lin Fan's underwear buying as excited as she had discovered a new continent, and the young lady on the other end of the phone also laughed and trembled.
"Hahaha, Miaomiao, your brother will definitely suffer from girls in the future if he is so simple, it's not okay to go on like this, or if you send him to me for a few days, I promise to train him to be an old driver in the love field?"
"you! My brother is still too young to bear it, so you can't beat his idea! Lin Miaomiao refused.
Lin Fan had a black face the whole time, what's wrong with the virgin, should the virgin be ridiculed like this!
Especially when the young lady on the phone made that request, Lin Fan was a million happy in his heart, but who thought that Sister Miaomiao would help him refuse without asking for his opinion!
"Sister, in fact, my body is a thief, I can afford it!" Lin Fan shouted in his heart.
"That's right, your brother is still young, he really can't play casually, and he should be fine when he's older." The phone laughed stupidly.
The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched twice, this is treating himself as a plaything!
Lin Miaomiao said half-angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, little filthy girl, my brother is still young, and he can't be polluted casually!" ”
Lin Fan sweated again, in fact, I am quite happy to be polluted!
The two women talked and laughed for a while before hanging up the phone, and Lin Miaomiao seemed to notice that Lin Fan had been listening from the side.
"The company is full of little filthy girls, you can't be spoiled by them, and don't you know your sister's size? Then you can see it clearly this time! ”
After Lin Miaomiao finished speaking, she took off the bathrobe on her body, and in just one moment, Lin Fan was so excited that his nosebleed almost rushed out.
But then he realized that something was wrong, what was going on with the underwear on her body, didn't she change her clothes when she took a shower just now!
At this moment, Lin Miaomiao said proudly: "It is said that my head is a little melon, in fact, I am not a melon at all, on the contrary, I am wise and wise, you were not at home just now, I picked it up with the clothes that were dried outside with a bamboo pole, how about it, admire me very much!" ”
Lin Fan opened his mouth and didn't know what to say, even if there was a barrier from underwear, but the full big breasts couldn't be completely covered, and more importantly, sister, are you wearing a T-shaped library today!
Lin Miaomiao doesn't care about any of this, she is already in a modeling agency, and she shoots some advertisements on weekdays with an amazing scale, relatively speaking, this outfit is already conservative.
Seeing Lin Fan's somewhat embarrassed appearance, Lin Miaomiao smiled, then flicked it on Lin Fan's brain, then turned around and walked into Zhang Daozong's room, and after a while, there was Xiong Da Xiong Er's shouting and Lin Miaomiao's laughter.
Lin Fan's heart was also extremely complicated, feeling that he had spent so much money in vain, but thinking about the shocking side just now, although the time was very short, it was deeply imprinted in his mind.
"Sister Miaomiao's figure is so good, I don't know if she has a boyfriend, she shouldn't have it yet, right?"
Lin Fan thought about it like this, and unconsciously entered the bathroom, but when he was about to rinse, he suddenly found that there were intimate clothes that Lin Miaomiao had just changed into on the dirty clothes basket!
As a little virgin who has been single for 18 years, coupled with the excitement of the scene just now, the archangel and the little devil in Lin Fan's heart also got into a fight.