Chapter 36: Nero First, then the Emperor
On the luxurious big bed, Bairenshan sat in the corner with his head yawned, and Nero, who was lying on the bed and continued to draw, hummed a little song, to be honest, if she didn't sing, the humming tune was still quite good, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was like a female version of the fat tiger. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Xiaobai Xiaobai, look at this, isn't it good-looking?" Nero picked up a picture from the other side of the bed to him and handed it to him, the picture was a gorgeous theater front, and Bairenshan yawned again and said, "Beautiful......"
"Don't fall asleep, or Yu will sing." Perhaps because he understands his singing skills, Nero's biggest threat to the Hundred People Mountain now is this.
“…… I said, Your Majesty, can you let me rest early, I'm still a child! Bairenshan yawned again and said.
Nero puffed out his face and pinched the little face of the Hundred People Mountain and said, "No." ”
Bairenshan waited for the dead fish eye to tilt his head and looked at Nero, he felt that he was going to have a nervous breakdown, in front of this woman who didn't know anything about tiredness, his sleep time was infinitely divided, and it was not the first time to be woken up in the middle of the night and watch the other party go crazy, Bairenshan yawned again and said.
"My Majesty, has no one protested against your madness?"
Nero rolled his eyes, bit the quill in thought, and then spat a few times and said, "No." ”
"Where's your boyfriend! They don't care about your energetic problem?! Bairenshan yawned again, and Nero's quill pen stained with ink drew a line on Bairenshan's face, leaned to the side of the expressionless Bairenshan, and said in a coquettish voice: "Xiaobai~~"
The Hundred Mountains snorted, and then looked at Nero with the eyes of a dead fish. "What for?"
"Is it good to be a male pet when I'm a male pet~~"
"Okay." Bairenshan said expressionlessly, and then yawned again.
"Cut, not at all sincere thanks to me for your kindness." Nero rubbed Bairenshan's head as if he was angry, and Bairenshan looked up at her, pointed to the ribbon on his ankle and said, "I'll talk about it when I grow up." Also, when you play with your male pet one day, please put a long chain, I'm not interested in listening to bed scenes. ”
"Compete for favor now~~" Nero lay down and tied the long black hair of the Hundred People Mountain into a knot.
"I'm fighting for a yarn, will you let the inferior people in your eyes touch it? As far as you're still a male pet, liar ghosts, find a beautiful woman who dislikes it until you touch it through silk, you are stupid to me. Bairenshan yawned again and complained.
Nero rolled around on the wide bed and said, "Sure enough, only the Demon King can understand Yu's psychology, and Yu likes you more and more now." ”
"Oh, thank you, Lord Long." Bairenshan said with his head half-squinted.
"Xiaobai Xiaobai, what kind of person am I, tell me." Nero rolled from the side of the bed to the side of the Hundred People Mountain, looked at the Hundred People Mountain with wide eyes, and then snapped his head and asked.
"......" Bairenshan fell asleep with his head propped up.
"Thousand~years~wait~one~back~" Nero is wide, the voice of the mighty emperor!
Bairen Mountain hissed and then looked at Nero in front of him with blank eyes, and then grabbed his head and rolled back and forth, he had just fallen asleep, and was awakened by this strange singing sound of five words without a single word in tune.
"Xiaobai~What am I in your eyes~" Nero spoke in a snorting voice, and Bairenshan covered his ears and couldn't stand this kind of words, so he hurriedly spoke.
"Your Majesty Hongfu Qitian, unify the country, longevity and Tianqi, Wen Tao Wuluo, thinking like a spring, can only Zhenguo, Wu can Anbang ......"
Nero was still very happy when she heard this praise for the first time, but after listening to it more, she found that the Hundred People Mountain did not even change the order, and she felt very unhappy, so she continued to prepare to speak. After Bairenshan saw it, he felt an invisible murderous aura lingering on his body, this is the song of death, he quickly sat up straight and said with a solemn face in serious words.
"Your Majesty's Wen Taowu strategy is excellent, God has given you all the advantages except singing."
"That's not what I'm going to hear." Nero rolled around on the bed again.
"So what are you going to do?" Bairenshan hammered the mattress and had a nervous breakdown.
"Isn't my belief particularly strong? I want you to say those things that you saluted me when you were fighting. Nero finally said what she meant, and she wanted to relive the words of praise from the heart of a powerful enemy.
"Damn, you're asking me to repeat what I said when I was in the winner's position as a loser now? Who are you satirizing? ”
"No, I'm going to listen."
"Don't say it."
Nero patted the Mountain of Hundred and pointed to the black and red sword beside the bed, the meaning was obvious.
"Proud people, proud people who disdain to describe themselves with pride. In the face of the weak, pride comes from the heart and comes from strength. In the face of the strong, pride comes from the heart and comes from the soul. You don't need anyone to judge, and there are no words to describe you. You are Nero, the identity of the Roman Emperor must be ranked after your name, if you have to mention your identity, it is not so much that you are the Emperor of Rome, but that Rome is just your empire. Bairenshan said seriously.
Hearing this, Nero happily hugged Bairen Mountain, rubbed his little face with his face, and said intoxicatedly: "Yu lacks such a confidant as you. Xiaobai is so cute. ”
"I say, Your Majesty...... Now that I've been promoted to a confidant, can I say something? ”
"Say it, it's time to go."
"You give me those five lake goblins, I have an urgent need."
"Nope. You're mine, those bastards can't touch you~"
"You don't have any jokes! Your Majesty, can you stop lying to me like this! "The mountain of a hundred people was rubbed in Nero's arms like ashes.
"I'm Nero first, then the Emperor."
"You can easily become a tyrant."
"Well, then I'm Nero first, then the emperor, then the tyrant."
Bairenshan was once again used as a pillow, and he said in a sullen voice lying on the bed with his face on the bed.
"I don't deserve the pride of Your Majesty, can you let me go, I can sleep on the carpet." Pressed by Nero's waves, Bairenshan pleaded and said that if Bairenshan's current body was so many years older, he thought that he might enjoy this kind of thing, but his current ten-year-old body was maintained by the faith of the priests of the Roman Empire, and it was difficult to secrete dopamine, and he was still happy.
"Don't, you are the only demon king in the world who can be worthy of it."
"You made up a story to fool yourself!"
"No, it's Yu's affirmation of you, just like what you said to Yu."