"The toothache is seen, it is useless, I went to the most professional dental hospital in Beijing for a comprehensive examination, and I couldn't find anything wrong at all." Lin Yi said a little calmly: "I may have been operated on..... Our circle is quite chaotic, and there are a lot of people who raise little ghosts, and there are names and surnames in the basic circle, and they all know a few masters behind them, so I asked Meili to introduce you, Mr. Cheng. ”

I thought about it, pondered for a while, and said: Then someone wants to harm you, give you a toothache, and make your mouth rot?

"Yes." Lin Yi suddenly asked me very calmly: Where do you think my most beautiful place is?

I began to look at her seriously.

Lin Yi is a typical melon seed face, with fair skin and very beautiful, her facial features are not particularly delicate and perfect, she intends to match them, she is very charming, and she stands out in a group of Internet celebrity faces at once.

And the most delicate and beautiful should be her lips.

Her cherry little mouth, ruddy, small, very beautiful lips and mouth shape, particularly sexy and charming, people can't help but kiss it.

I thought about it and said: Others are jealous of your lips?

"Yes." Lin Yi showed a touch of anger, "Lips are my greatest strength, and they are also the foundation of my survival, you know, some bosses in the circle play very openly, my songs are good, my lips are ruddy, they like my mouth more, they usually let me give my mouth, but now they want to break my lips...... Worms in my teeth. ”

I was stunned and said, "What worm?"

"Toothworms." She looked very frightened, "Also... It could also be sperm, the first time I found out that I had worms in my mouth, I was giving a mouth to my boss who supported me, and I found out that there were worms in my mouth that were wriggling, between my teeth.... In the tooth cavity.... Climb back and forth..... Babbling... Babbling... Particularly special horror. ”

I'm completely stunned.

In her mouth, there is a sperm worm?

Those descendants found that there was no chance of becoming an adult, and their grievances were unsettled, so they shrank into their mouths and would rather die than give in, and became sperm?

What the hell is this......

For a moment, I thought this thing was incredible.

I can't even describe it, this is simply subverting the three views, this is the real sperm worm on the brain.

"Actually, it could be a toothworm, because I think that thing can hide in its mouth and not die, and it grows so big..... Unlikely. Lin Yi squirmed his mouth.

Toothworms?

I was stunned for a moment.

Toothworms are a very popular thing.

Maybe it's rare now, but in the past, in many villages, some dentists set up a stall and said that they would give you dental medicine and catch those toothworms.

Take a cotton swab dipped in the potion and stick it into your mouth, and if you pound it in your teeth, the toothworms hiding in the tooth holes will run out, and the little worms will be jumping around, which is quite scary.

Even some people with a lot of toothworms can catch more than a dozen of them from the tooth hole, which is particularly disgusting.

I remember when I was a child, I stood at the entrance of the village with a group of friends, watching a dentist set up a stall and scratch toothworms, those small white worms, which left a large shadow area on me.

I said, "You mean, you have toothworms in your mouth?" ”

"yes, yes, it's terrifying, someone wants to make my teeth rot." Lin Yi looked at me with palpitations and said.

After thinking about it, I decided to refute the rumors, saying: "Tooth worms, in fact, there are no such creatures at all, and it is impossible for people to have worms in their teeth." ”

"Huh? Don't have a toothworm? How can it be? Lin Yi was very surprised.

I said of course not, the so-called toothworm is a trick that has deceived people for thousands of years in our yin circle, those wandering doctors, and those wild langs.

"How could it not be? Are toothworms all fake? She asked again.

I can only explain to her clearly: Yes, there are mites on people's faces, but there are really no toothworms in their teeth, this is a deception, and now science shows that there are no toothworms in people's teeth.

Say, how did this deception deceive?

It's just a little trick, that is, there is a mechanism in the cotton swab you hold, which is hollow, and you stuff the small worm in advance, and then the cotton swab is dipped in the medicine and stuffed in your mouth, the medicine is poisonous, and the worm can run out, roll all over the ground, and die after a while, this is a way to scratch the tooth worm.

There is also a smoker trick.

It is to use red-hot tiles, borneol, leek seeds, and sesame oil to form a steam "smoked insect method" to smoke out the toothworms of the teeth, in fact, it is just roasted leek seeds when heated, and the white buds inside run out, and the white buds over there will wriggle when heated, like worms.

In our yin circle, there are too many tricks to deceive people.

At that time, I watched others line up to catch toothworms at the dentist's stall, and I was so scared that I wanted to catch them, but my grandfather Cheng Xun secretly pulled me away and told me that it was all a trick.

I sat on the chair, took a moment of leisure, and told Lin Yi about these things, telling her that toothworms do not exist.

"How could it not exist?" Lin Yi immediately refuted me: Is there really a ..... I have proof!

As soon as she finished speaking, she took out a small paper bag for me, opened it layer by layer, and I saw dead insects in it, white fine insects, smaller than ants.

I looked at it and said, "You look like an aphid." ”

"yes, it's an aphid!" She said.

I laughed and cried, and said, "This is an aphid, but not a toothworm in the teeth, this is a moth in the trees, a moth, not in the teeth."

Lin Yi is a big lady who doesn't go out of the door, and she hasn't even seen aphids, I explained it to her well, and she understood.

"Then I don't know, it's this worm in my teeth anyway."

Lin Yi thought for a while and said: "Especially recently, they are squirming in their teeth, squirming, especially clear, my teeth are like a hornet's nest, a small hole in my teeth, they are crawling back and forth." ”

I said: hornet's nest?

"Yes, it's a hornet's nest." She pulled out her phone for me and showed me a picture on it.

It's not that I've never seen tooth decay, but I haven't seen anything that horrible.

In the picture, there is a row of big teeth, and on the teeth, the dense toothpick holes are like a beehive, and I can see that I am guilty of dense phobia.

Toothworms don't exist, but in this tooth of hers, now it's really toothworms.

This should be a kind of Gu, perhaps because someone is playing this kind of tooth Gu, there are a lot of legends of toothworms and worms in the teeth.

My scalp was a little numb and I said, "With teeth like yours, don't you eat between your teeth?" You can stick a toothpick into every hole, right? ”

"No." Lin Yi opened his big mouth, pointed to his mouth with his finger, motioned me to look inside, and said inarticulately: "Every time I eat vegetables, eat, vegetable leaves and rice grains, I will fill the dense tooth holes, but those tooth worms hiding in the tooth holes will be dealt with." ”

I made up the picture in my head, and I was terrified.

On the dense holes of the teeth, each tooth is stuffed with vegetable leaves, rice grains, like toothworms in an ant's nest, to the red tongue platform, and move back to their homes.

In her mouth, two rows of white teeth were like dikes, full of termite nests.

A thousand miles of embankment, destroyed in an anthill.

Every time she eats, the toothworms in the two rows of teeth are like ants moving, stumbling out to carry them?

Fantastic.

"Actually, this is not what bothers me the most, what bothers me the most is that my mind is full of abnormal noises, squirting, squirming...."Lin Yi said: Have you ever heard of bone conduction? You can't hear it, but they crawl between my teeth, in the cavities, densely crawling, I can hear it clearly, you can't imagine this horror. ”

I said, "Then can you catch one for me?"

"Yes." Lin Yi said no problem, then took out a condom from the handbag next to him and began to undress.

I said, "Wait, that's all right, what are you going to do.....

"Ordinary meals don't lure out tooth worms, but men's things will, wasn't that what they did before, so they lured out the worms in their teeth, and I found out?" Lin Yi gave me a charming glance and continued to undress as if nothing had happened.

This sudden coquettish move caught me off guard.

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