Chapter 316: The Fake Monk of Putuo Temple
"This! What is it? Xiao Yang couldn't help but ask.
The voice was so small that even Xiao Yang, who was speaking, couldn't hear what he was saying clearly! But such a voice still made the villain in front of him stop his movements and look around suspiciously.
For a long time, these villains still didn't seem to be at ease, so they simply took the stick and retreated back the way they came.
"Boss, what is this? Is there really a villain? Xiao Yang stammered.
I looked at Xiao Yang helplessly: "I said, can't you be steady?" If you don't let you speak, you're good! ”
"Boss! This video alone is worth the old nose! Is this world really Lilliputia! Really villainous! Xiao Yang didn't care at all, still holding his camera excitedly, shouting loudly.
"That's it! Can your camera see what you're shooting? You're excited after reading it first! I said helplessly. I really have nothing to say about this second goods!
"Of course, I'll get to the car now. That player comes. Xiao Yang was so excited that he ran over with his legs, which can be called a 100-meter sprint.
"Don't!" I only had time to say a word when I saw Xiao Yang jump directly into the car.
Immediately afterward, the business van, as if it had gone mad, rushed down the mountain.
"Damn it!" I cursed, and my figure spun around, following the van in hot pursuit.
With my current strength, four or five hundred catties per hand is not a problem, but the net weight of this commercial vehicle has reached more than two tons. Even if I caught it, I couldn't stop the car, the only thing I could do was to drag Xiao Yang out of the car.
"Ahhhh I opened the car door and dragged Xiao Yang, who was shouting unconsciously with his mouth open, and watched the business car rush into the valley.
"Roll the calves!" Seeing this, his ears were full of Xiao Yang's screaming voice, and his arms and legs were still struggling rhythmically. Immediately, he threw the two goods on a flat grass next to him.
Xiao Yang was in pain, and then he reacted and took it, reached out and touched his cheek, and suddenly laughed in the middle of the sound: "Oops! Blessing is great, and there will be blessings in the future! I can't die, should I envy myself, or should I admire myself! ”
I naturally chose to ignore the dream words of these two goods, and I could only sigh when I looked at the commercial vehicles that rolled down at the foot of the mountain and turned into a pile of scrap metal. This girl just bought a car less than three days ago! Xiao Yang, is this a professional pit teammate!
Xiao Yang didn't realize it at all, and while reacting, the first reaction of this product was to look at the camera in his hand, the cashback was intact, and he immediately docked with the player.
"What! Mouse! Isn't it a villain! Where is the villain! Where's my Lilliputia! Xiao Yang looked at the end of the camera like crazy.
The villain, who was originally dressed fashionably, turned into a swarm of rats at this time, constantly circling around the car. Three half-foot-long rats stood on the side, constantly sitting in all sorts of strange movements. And the smaller rats are crawling around in and out of the car.
"That's it! Get up! Now you should think about how we're going to get back. I said angrily.
"Boss, I'm not dreaming! I really photographed a group of villains just now, and they were doing strange dances around the car. Xiao Yang said very aggrievedly.
The tearful appearance of a big man does not arouse my pity at this time, on the contrary, I want to kick these two goods down.
"Boss, it's time for the next supernatural show in three days!" Xiao Yang looked at me pitifully and said.
"Alas!" I sighed and said, "Do you have a pocket camera, find a way to get one, and then we will visit this Putuo Temple." ”
"Master, we don't have the rules in the temple!" Jiao Tong said embarrassedly.
Since ancient times, Buddhism and Taoism have been in peace. It's not that there are no contradictions, but there is an unwritten rule between the two sects, that is, Buddhism and Taoism do not exist together. Each does his own thing. Now it is clear that my argument crosses that red line.
"Hmph, what's wrong with the rules, I want to know what these monks are raising so many rats for?" I snorted coldly and strode towards the bottom of the mountain.
Ten minutes later, Mao Xueshang drove an extended Lincoln and hurried to the foot of the mountain to meet us.
"Brother-in-law, there is something fun, why don't you call me!" In the car, Mao Xueshang said very unhappily.
"Fun, isn't it? How about being a monk? I said lightly with a sneer on the corner of my mouth.
"To be a monk? Brother-in-law, you can't think about it, right? Although my sister said that she was married to the Zhu family, it was just a situation. As for the final decision, it depends on my sister's intentions. Mao Xueshang was stunned for a moment and hurriedly persuaded.
"It's not me, it's you who goes to be a monk. Don't you think it's fun? It won't be long before you find it exciting to be a monk. I shook my head.
"You mean, there's something wrong with Putuo Temple." Mao Xueshang's eyes lit up and said excitedly.
"That's it! Brother Mao, you don't know the thrill just now! The car we were in ran on its own. Also, a large group of rats look like a bunch of people from Lilliputia, and they can dance! Brother Mao, you don't know! I didn't miss the camera at all, and at the last moment, I desperately jumped out of the car holding the camera and the playback converter! ”
"Who are you!" Mao Xueshang interrupted unceremoniously, Xiao Yang, who was still foaming at the mouth with stars in his eyes. I feel very unhappy, no matter how I look at this product, it seems that I have an intention for myself.
Xiao Yang's face was not red and his heart was not beating, as if he was looking at his first love, he looked at Mao Xueshang affectionately: "That Brother Mao, little brother Xiao Yang, the director of the supernatural film crew, I am following Boss Ni." Brother Mao, your extended Lincoln is worth a lot! ”
Mao Xueshang was very unhappy, and he saw a lot of this look. I know exactly what this means, and the writer never sees himself as an ordinary person, but as a humanoid monster that can move and be made of pure gold.
However, this Xiao Yang said that he was messing with his brother-in-law! Mao Xueshang didn't know how to take care of this goods for a while, so he simply closed his mouth and ignored it directly.
"Mao Xueshang, we'll go back and change to a miniature camera later." Come to this Putuo Temple again. Haven't you always wanted excitement? This time, I will let you go in with Xiao Yang, and they will protect you with Jiao Tong. I interrupted Xiao Yang.
"Miniature camera! No need to reply, I'll have it. Hey! Mao Xueshang smiled ambiguously. Reach for a button-sized camera from the visor on the front of the car.
"Wow! The latest, there is only one in the entire TV station, can I really use it? Xiao Yang unceremoniously stretched out his hand to get it.
"Well, take it." Mao Xueshang was not stingy and handed it directly to Xiao Yang. This lengthened Lincoln is not his own, and it is redundant to put it in the car, so Mao Xueshang gave it to Xiao Yang without thinking about it.
Xiao Yang's eyes were starry, and his gaze at Mao Xueshang was even hotter.
"Okay, okay, go to Putuo Temple." I interrupted the ambiguity with a wave of my hand, urging.
From the foot of the mountain, follow the road of Putuo Temple and go straight to the mountain gate.
Along the way, Xiao Yang gushed endlessly, and seemed to have done a lot of investigation into this Putuo Temple.
This Putuo Temple has not been built for a long time, that is, it has been nearly two years. The original advertisement caused a sensation in Shanghai more than Mei Liguo's Tini Paradise. Built up to now, the incense of Putuo Temple is very luxuriant, and it seems to be very effective.
In this regard, Xiao Yang has a lot of complaints.
"What a monk! Nowadays, people want to be excited, but they are fiddled with like fools. Anyway, many of the big monks in there are acquaintances, and they used to set up stalls on the street to tell fortunes, and one is even more outrageous, an extras I hired, but this thing turned around and became a lamp mage. ”
Xiao Yang's expression was very exaggerated, which caused Mao Xueshang and I to laugh all the way. After contact, he immediately felt a lot better about Xiao Yang, this thing seems to be not bad except for the broken thoughts and the more obscene!
At the mountain gate, there was already a monk who knew the guest, waiting in the parking space with his hands folded and smiling.
Mao Xueshang got out of the car first, the monk's eyes lit up, and he was well-informed, and he naturally recognized that the clothes of the young man who got off the car were in line with the exquisiteness! This girl is a custom version! There is no comparison with those brand-name luxury goods, which is the treatment of real upper-class people. Such a person is just a driver, so the status of the person who does it in the back car can be imagined.
But in the next second, the monk's expression became confused and stunned! Jeans, leather shoes on the street, casual jackets! That's a dick! Could it be that this extended Lincoln is rented, no! Can you rent a poor dick? A day's rent costs hundreds of thousands!
"The donor, the poor monk, under the instructions of the abbot, has come here to invite the donor. The abbot explained that the donor was a distinguished guest, and the temple was simple, so the donor was condescending, so he went by sightseeing car. ”
Doubts are doubts, but this monk still has an unfathomable image and says.
I smiled slightly, this is really a routine! If ordinary people don't know the inside story, they will inevitably believe it, and for the abbot who took the initiative to invite him, he will first be a little more in awe from the bottom of his heart. The rest is a serial routine.
I can't see through it at a glance, but as a person in metaphysics, I know in my heart that being able to predict the future is not something that ordinary metaphysicians can do, unless such a person reaches the realm of earth immortals. That is, level 9 and above! Would such a person exist? Or in this bustling city, greedy and wealthy characters!
Of course, this is impossible, the most earthly and mundane possessions are like dung, they are another level of existence, and the mundane are just ants under their feet.
It is conceivable that when a human is faced with ants, he may not even be interested in watching them unless he is playful.