During the summer vacation, those who graduated and did not graduate came out to look for jobs, and Huanyu also came to many interns, in order to express its love for them, the company decided to hold an orientation meeting.

To put it bluntly, the boss invites guests to dinner, and everyone gets together to be lively, and by the way, the new and the old get to know each other.

Uncle Lu proudly chartered the entire floor of the restaurant, and also invited an Internet celebrity female anchor to host.

This beauty is completely an angel face and a devil figure, and her voice is very good, as soon as she opens her mouth, her male colleague kneels, and she is almost crispy to the bones, okay?

Then the female colleague is not happy, why give benefits to boys and not to girls!

So everyone began to coax and let the general manager perform on stage.

Lu Zhoucheng stood up, "I have to sell my hue after I paid for it?" ”

Everyone knows that Mr. Lu is humorous, so he dares to make this kind of joke with him, but he can't run away when he performs on stage.

"Mr. Lu! Come on! ”

I don't know who started it, and the noisy voices began to become neat, all shouting these five words.

"Mr. Lu, why don't you go up and sing a song!"

Looking at the wolf-like eyes of his female colleague, Lu Zhoucheng shook his head, "I don't do it, what if my image collapses?" ”

There was laughter around, and then someone gave him an idea, "Mr. Lu, didn't you ever be a soldier?" Why don't you perform a backflip for us? ”

Lu Zhoucheng smiled, and pointed his finger at the girl, "I've watched too many TV series!" You are also responsible for the backflip and the break! ”

was caught by the boss, and the man was not afraid, and in turn teased him and said: "I can't ask for it, boss, you are so handsome, I am willing to let me raise you!" ”

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

I just took a sip of juice, and when I heard this, I choked directly, and the movement was too loud to attract someone's attention, "Why don't I ask someone to help me perform?" ”

Lu Zhoucheng's inferiority is too serious, and seeing his ill-intentioned expression, I hurriedly pulled the person next to me.

"Mr. Lu, he can!"

"Oh?"

Lu Zhoucheng looked at the cannon fodder that I withdrew, and the corners of his lips slowly hooked, "Since it was recommended by Secretary Shen, it must be worth looking forward to." ”

When Yu Sheng stood up, he still had fried chicken legs in his hands, and his cheeks were bulging, not to mention how cute he was.

This kid just ate it, and he didn't know what was going on, and looked at me with a confused expression, "What's wrong?" ”

In the face of such a pair of innocent eyes, I felt a little weak, coughed dryly and said, "Put down the chicken leg first, and continue to eat it after the show." ”

"Oh!"

Yu Xiaoliu was coaxed onto the stage by me, this kid is not only tall, but also good-looking, even the host favors him, and he is blatantly flirting.

"Mr. Lu is Mr. Lu, not only looking for a girlfriend to look at his face, but even any employee is so good-looking, are you an adult, handsome guy?"

Yu Xiaoliu's face did not change, his two eyes stared at the front, "Isn't it a show?" Let's go! ”

The host smiled enchantingly, "What do you want to perform?" ”

"Isn't it a backflip?"

Yu Xiaoliu glanced at her, and then waved his hand a little disgusted, "Don't stand here, lest you be injured by mistake." ”

Otherwise, he was a child, and he would have come as soon as he said it, and he actually started to warm up directly on the stage.

Seeing him pressing his legs on stage, I began to worry a little again, the stage is so hard, what if it breaks?

"Mr. Yu is really funny, so let's look forward to your performance!"

The beauty found a step for herself, and then twisted her thin waist to the side.

I regret it and want to bring the rest of my life back, Lu Zhoucheng's bad taste shouldn't let him pay for it.

Just as I was thinking about whether to rush to the stage to prevent the tragedy from happening, or take out my phone and be ready to dial 120 at any time, the warm-up for the rest of my life was over.

"Look, don't blink!"

After Yu Sheng finished speaking, he didn't even run, and landed directly with a backflip.

After the silence, there was thunderous applause at the scene, and I smiled at my aunt in hindsight, this kid had two moments, and he was worried in vain just now.

Later, I learned that I was born into a military family for the rest of my life, and I have been mixed in the army since I was a child, and in my junior year of high school, because of a fight, I was sent to the army by his father to reform for two years.

The rest of his life was twenty years old when he came back from the army, and he was forced by his father to study for a year in the third year of high school, but fortunately, he lived up to expectations and was admitted to Beicheng University.

This kid likes to play online games, but the computer configuration is not enough, and he always drops the chain at critical times, so he came to intern in order to make money for computers.

"Yes!"

After the performance for the rest of his life, he went straight down after the flip, and he didn't give the beautiful host a chance to praise him.

I sandwiched a big chicken leg for him, "Brother Yu Sheng, have you ever considered going to be a busker?" ”

"Let my dad know that he will shoot me directly!" Yu Sheng shook his two rows of little white teeth, and then rushed to eat his chicken legs.

This stupid boy knows how to eat, just the hand he showed just now, I don't know how much of the young lady's heart was hooked, didn't you see that the saliva next to him was about to flow out?

The orientation party is going on lively, it is rare for the boss to treat, tomorrow is the weekend, everyone is not burdened, and accidentally drank too much.

These people began to keep their mouths shut after drinking, and some people actually asked me what my relationship was with Lu Zhoucheng.

I glanced at Lu Zhoucheng's table with a weak heart, and said vaguely: "Isn't it the relationship between the boss and the secretary?" ”

"Everyone knows that Secretary Gao is deeply favored by the boss, you can actually squeeze her out of the position, Secretary Shen, you are honest, are you dating Mr. Lu?"

"I ......"

"And someone saw you come to the company in Mr. Lu's car, shouldn't you already live together!"

Burst!

Are these people Sherlock Holmes?

Under the gaze of a pair of gossip eyes, I stubbornly saved, "Actually, I live in a community with Mr. Lu, so I will take a ride!" ”

"You're so good, aren't you? was able to catch Mr. Lu's ride. ”

I snorted, "It's all about luck in this life." ”

Seeing that this crisis was about to be resolved, Yu Sheng, who had been out of the situation, suddenly spoke, "What a ride, sister-in-law, aren't you already married to my brother?" ”

I quickly stuffed a chicken leg in his mouth, but I was blocked from his words, and I glared angrily, "What do adults talk about and children interject?" ”

I still wanted to talk for the rest of my life, so I hurriedly snapped, "Eat your chicken legs." ”

“…… Oh! ”

The rest of his life didn't speak, and it was the turn of the surrounding melon-eating crowds to come up one by one to inquire about the situation.

"You're married!"

"The rest of your brother is your brother-in-law? Then your husband must be very handsome! Bring it out to us when you have time! ”

So the words of the rest of my life not only did not expose me and Lu Zhoucheng, but also indirectly cleared up the relationship between us, which can be regarded as a mistake.

But I couldn't be happy, after hearing that I had nothing to do with Mr. Lu, those little girls who were still single ran to toast.

As a good-looking boss, Lu Zhoucheng is the target of everyone's attack (bar) attack (knot), and by the time the orientation party is over, he is so drunk that he can't even leave Lu.

This guy's wine is not very good, he usually pretends to be a dog, and when he gets drunk, he reveals his true form, and he wants to kiss everyone.

When I drove the car over, I saw Yu Sheng pushing his face with disgust, "Second brother, you are so perverted!" How can my sister-in-law stand you! ”

Sending the rest of his life to the school gate, the kid walked a few steps and ran back.

"Sister-in-law, think about my words, the latter one is no different from a beast, don't think about it!"

“……”

I've never seen someone so obsessed with breaking up a marriage, fortunately, Lu Zhoucheng fell asleep, otherwise he would definitely have to get up and kick him!

Lu Zhoucheng was really drunk this time, and he worked hard to carry him upstairs, and I collapsed on the bed directly, and finally I didn't even take a shower, so I fell asleep on the bed.

I just wanted to squint, but who knew that it would be dawn when I opened my eyes again.

In fact, I was woken up by Lu Zhoucheng, and this person vomited as soon as he got out of bed.

When I looked for him, he was sitting on the floor with the toilet in his arms, his eyes were red, and he looked very aggrieved.

"Wife, it's uncomfortable......"

I was distressed, because I knew what it was like to have a hangover.

Coaxed Lu Zhou Cheng to take a bath, and after he came out, I handed over the honey water as soon as possible, "You drink this first, and I'll cook for you." ”

Lu Zhoucheng was not happy, and lay on the bed weakly looking at me, "You feed me." ”

Big brother, you have an upset stomach, not an upset brain, you have to feed it if you want to drink water!

Lu Zhoucheng is usually a ghost, and he doesn't suffer anything by doing anything, but today he is uncomfortable, just like a child's childhood.

My mother was so fond of love that she fed him water, touched his pale face and said, "If you don't feel well, you can sleep for a while, and I will call you when the meal is ready." ”

Afraid that Lu Zhoucheng would have no appetite, I cooked some ham sausage and lean porridge, and tasted good, so I took a bowl and went upstairs.

Lu Zhoucheng likes to stuff his head when he sleeps, I used to ask him to get up and drink porridge, but this person slept like a pig.

I was afraid that he would be hungry for a long time and his stomach would be upset, so he went to lift his quilt, but was suddenly grabbed by a strong force.

After a whirlwind, I was pressed on the bed by some unscrupulous man.

At such a close distance, I never dared to look at him, and turned my head to the side with a red face, "I cooked porridge, do you want to get up and eat some?" ”

Lu Zhoucheng shook his head, "I'll talk about that later, let's talk about our affairs now." ”

"We?"

I turned my head around and was full of question marks, "What's the matter with us!" ”

"What do you say?"

Lu Zhoucheng flew an electric eye at me, then lowered his head and kissed my lips, "Wife, I miss you." ”

After understanding what he meant, my old face immediately turned red, "If you don't say it so high-soundingly, it's not me who you think." ”

Lu Zhoucheng didn't feel embarrassed at all, "It's all the same, it's all my appendage." ”

"Bastard, who do you say is an appendage!"

I threw my fist at him unhappily, and Lu Zhoucheng grabbed my fist and announced domineeringly, "Of course it's you, my dear wife." ”

This man is a man of action, and he didn't give me a chance to speak, so he pulled the quilt over directly.

When I found out that he was coming, I wanted to cry without tears, should I be so energetic early in the morning!