The sage sat high, looking at the mouth of the mouth below and scolding the old Fang Ge, Princess Gaoyang arson with a dog, biting the royal history of the King of Jin, and couldn't help but glance at Cui Jiu several times.

Almost, take care of your people, jumping up and down like a flea.

He only now realized that the imperial history he selected was like a storyteller, and he talked about being bitten by a dog so thrillingly.

When it was too late, I saw that the dog rushed to King Jin like lightning and bit him on the buttocks. How can you say it's a trifle? The king of Jin was bitten and couldn't go to court for many days, delaying the business; The most important thing is that in front of so many people, being pressed by dogs, and being torn naked...... If you are a minister, you simply don't want to live! ”

"Sage, please also ask the sage to administer justice to King Jin. This vicious dog bites a man, not the first ......"

The saint's face twitched a little, and as soon as he heard the news yesterday, he quietly went out of the palace to see King Jin.

At the beginning, he was anxious, it was not a trivial matter to be bitten by a dog, but when he went to the Jin Palace, it was ridiculous.

The doctor looked at it, and it was fine. Gaoyang's Wangji is well-raised and clean, and he shouldn't go crazy, so the saint can rest assured.

Only then did he have the mood to look at King Jin, only to see him lying on a cushion with a big hole, that look was quite funny, in order not to hurt his son's heart, he held back his laughter and blushed!

The sage thought about it, and glanced at Cui Jiu again, Aiqing, how long will this guy talk about! Why do I feel itchy!

Not only did the saint feel that his scalp was itchy and wanted to scratch it vigorously, but at the bottom of the court, many relatives of the emperor were sweating on their foreheads and quietly moving their heads.

I just used soap to wash my hair yesterday, why is it so itchy today!

The sons and daughters of Daqing wear more mattresses and cover them tightly. Now that I'm in the court, I can't take out my hand and pick my hair, it's really unsightly.

Cui Jiu stood at the bottom, and the whole person had goosebumps, this time the lice were a little powerful! It's only been a long time, and it's been jumping everywhere!

It's Cui Jiu, and there is some concern in his heart, what should I do, things seem to be getting bigger...... If it were known that he had done it, would he not be killed......

But you can't be cowardly! Cui Jiu looked at the one standing in front of him.

Isn't this Gao Nuo's father, Princess Dongyang went to see King Jin yesterday and brought him lice, right?

He looked at it, and the recruits were basically horses, as well as officials who were familiar with the king of Jin.

Rub, that guy turned out to be the Jin King Party, and he pretended to please King Wei on weekdays, but it turned out to be a nail!

Cui Jiu looked at it and came to the spirit, except for those royal relatives, other officials, if they got it, it would be a personal relationship with the King of Jin!

Hurry up and write it down in a small notebook.

……

The Yushi who jumped up and down was still talking, the saint couldn't help it a little, and secretly touched his head with his hand, and the people below saw that the saint had touched it, so they could touch it too.

So a strange scene happened, and a large number of people reached out and touched their heads.

The saint sat high, and suddenly discovered this strange thing, how can you imitate me together? Are you laughing at me for being indecent?

He thought, and touched his head tentatively.

Sure enough, the group of people followed and touched their heads again.

The saint is annoyed, you people, you are not serious about the court's deliberations!

He still couldn't believe that the group had come according to him, and touched it with another hand.

As a result, the person who looked down also changed hands and touched it.

……

The saint was completely furious, and scolded the gushing imperial history: "I have understood what you mean. ”

Then he shook his head, "Why don't you concentrate on matters in the court, what are you going to do one by one?" My crown and hat are crooked, and yours are crooked? ”

The people below looked at each other, saint, don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, where are you crooked, you obviously want to scratch your head!

No one spoke.

The sage stretched out his hand and pointed, "Xiao Yu, you can talk about it." ”

Xiao Yu returned to the saint's eldest daughter, Princess Xiangcheng, who was a high-powered concubine.

Xiao Yu stubbornly stepped out of the ranks, "Saint, I don't know what the others are like, but the minister is really a little itchy, and when he saw the saint was crowned, he wanted to take the opportunity to scratch it." ”

The saint was stunned, and as soon as the word itch came out, he felt that his head was itching more and more.

The saint looked at the others again, and all of them nodded violently.

Now the matter is serious, I haven't heard of any epidemic in this world that makes everyone itch!

The sage immediately decided, "Bao Shan, you go and show Xiao Aiqing what's going on." ”

Bao Gonggong nodded, shook off the dust, and walked in front of Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu was indeed itching terribly, and took the head of the mattress.

Bao Shan didn't dare to reach out and pull his hair, so he had to take a closer look, his face changed, and he took a few steps back.

Xiao Yu was shocked, "The body is skinny, and the parents who are affected by it, what's wrong with a certain hair?" ”

Bao Shan smiled and said meaningfully, "It's nothing, it's just lice, and you will die if you scald it with hot water." ”

If you don't wash your hair for ten days and half a month, you will get lice.

Xiao Yu suddenly became anxious, pointed at Bao Shan and scolded: "You don't want to be so-and-so, how can you get lice when you wash your hair every day?" ”

At this moment, the other ministers were also anxious, took off their official hats, and looked at each other, which was unbelievable, and many of them had lice.

Among them, a few people who were good with Xiao Yu were anxious, "Xiao Yu, don't you love cleanliness and make lice on our heads." ”

The saint was especially anxious, his head was also itchy, could it be that he also got lice!

No, these nobles bathe and burn incense every day, how can they get lice.

All of a sudden, there were two groups in the court, one of which was lice, accusing each other, and saying that what was on their own head was jumped from someone else's head.

On the other hand, there is no gain, and they all stand far away to watch the joke.

At this time, Cui Jiu said coldly: "Yesterday, what did you all do?" How did you provoke such a thing back. ”

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment and shook his head, "I stayed at home yesterday and didn't go anywhere!" ”

He suddenly remembered that when she got up this morning, Princess Xiangcheng scratched her head, paused, and said angrily: "Yesterday, a noble lord went to see King Jin......"

At this moment, it was like touching the mechanism, and all the people with lice either went to the Jin Palace, or their wives went......

The saint's heart was half cold, and he went.

Could it be that he is going to become the first emperor in history to be so sloppy that he has lice, Julang...... Let you rest today, don't write that I have lice? It's just ridiculous and generous!

The sage coughed, "Let's retreat from the dynasty first, everyone, King Jin is also very clean, don't speculate, go back first." ”

As soon as his words fell, there were suddenly half of the people in the court, and they went back to the house angrily one by one, and the remaining half of the people, after the saint left, all laughed gloatingly.