The magic diamond is inlaid with the armor, and Yinchuan self-detonates
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"Xuankun Strange History" improvised - the magic diamond is inlaid with the armor, and Yinchuan explodes into a thousand irons
[In the previous chapter, it was said that the fetal god Hua Ge, Yue Shen Qianqing, the heavenly maiden Bai Yu, the future queen Nie Xiaofeng, and the dead god Rui Silkworm Ji put the mountain and sea immortal monarch Mu Yinchuan into a sack and took it to Mamenjun to exchange the Demon Emperor Diamond. γ
Mu Yinchuan (poking his head out of the sack): "Silkworm, look at your business skills, the Qiankun steel on my body is exactly the same as the one on my eldest brother's body! My eldest brother sold 99,998 Demon Emperor Diamonds at once, what about you? 15 Demon Emperor Diamonds sold your master and me all the old bones of the world? Do you hate me too much, or hate me too much, or do you no longer love me?"
Rui Silkworm Ji (holding and crackling and pressing): "Master, I'm sorry, this transaction is a mistake in the market assessment by the five sisters of our sisters! It turns out that Qiankun steel can be broken and dismantled and sold! In economics, this is called retailing, retail! Master, lie down quickly, I'll interrupt your whole body!"
Mu Yinchuan (. . . The silver-white body was lying on the ground, Rui Silkworm Ji used her hands and feet together, a burst of sword light and sword shadow, Qiankun Steel was never broken, she panted and turned back to her friends for help:
"Hey, you all come and help me, the more you dismantle my master, the better, and we will have money in the future!"
The goddesses hulala came up, you plugged in and I cut it, three hours passed, Mu Yinchuan lay on the ground and snored, Qiankun Steel didn't see half of the body, the five gods and goddesses had collapsed and hugged each other aside, and all the artifacts of each family were curled up.
Rui Silkworm Ji didn't follow, sat on top of her partners and said angrily: "Master, your bones are so hard, how can you let silkworms retail? I have lost a lot! You should think of a way!!"
Mu Yinchuan (also anxious): "Don't worry about silkworms, master try internal blasting... β
With a loud bang, Mu Yinchuan's vertebrae broke in two in the sack, Rui Silkworm Ji's eyes lit up, and she screamed, "Master is amazing! That's it, keep going!"
I only listened to the bang in the Qiankun cloth bag, and the sound of the Qiankun bones exploding was endless, and the short and concise Qiankun steel bars jumped out of the sack like jumping candy in the water, and scattered in all directions.
Rui Silkworm Ji and the four little goddesses cheered: "We have money, we have money!"
The five goddesses picked up the rough Qiankun steel bar in one place, and several heads gathered in front of Rui Silkworm Ji's beating: "Calculate quickly, Luo Xuan's 256 Qiankun steel sold 99,998 Demon Emperor Diamonds, how many Qiankun steels can we sell here?"
Rui Silkworm Ji (looking back): "Have you counted? How much did my master blow himself up this time?"
Nie Xiaofeng (excited): "There are a total of 1,001 large and small!
Rui Silkworm Ji (Pull up the financial calculator App that can be photographed, enter the basic data, a long list of digital results immediately jump on the screen, Rui Silkworm Ji is so excited that she swings straight away, and the four friends behind her also screamed and foamed at the mouth. οΌ
Bai Yu: "Sister is rich! I will take you to the Champs-ElysΓ©es in Paris to eat the best macarons in the world!!"
Hua Ge: "Paint the Crunch Palace, paint the Crunch Palace, paint the Crunch Palace... β
Qian Qing: "Well, first buy three million years of life insurance for my brother Kuang, and then add a dowry... β
Nie Xiaofeng: "Monopolize the production line and supply source of Yunao cake in the Nine Realms, this dessert will definitely be popular in the future!"
Rui Silkworm Ji: "When you have money, quickly get rid of your pregnancy, and then find someone who is in good health! β
Luo Xuan hid in the shadows, taking in everything, and when the five goddesses left, he immediately recalled Mammon Jun Dao:
"256 Qiankun steel is no longer sold, and now 100001 are sold!"
Ma Mengjun (furious): "Soul is light! Wouldn't it be more profitable for you to grind the Qiankun steel into powder and sell it to me?"
Luo Xuan (surprised): "This proposal is very good! Can it be traded?"
Ma Mengjun (a mouthful of demon blood sprayed into the sky): "Buddha, I was wrong! I shouldn't have come to be this trading demon in the first place, if the delusional demon hadn't created me, if I hadn't amassed the treasures of the Nine Realms, I wouldn't have been hurt by these drunken and insatiable immortals... β
Mammunjun suddenly felt a light above his head, so he folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, Mammon is enlightened!"
A tunnel of Buddha light descended from the sky.
Mammunjun was immersed in the light of the Buddha, his face was dignified, and he saw that he was about to ascend to the Tao.
Qiankun Steel was in an uproar, and there was an "ahhh
Ma Mengjun suddenly woke up from his mind full of fantas, and Luo Xuan's face was still paralyzed in front of him!
Mammon-kun (horrified): "You... β
Luo Xuan (pondering with his hands): "At present, the smallest unit in the world is a neutron, you say, if I retail to you with Qiankun steel neutrons, how much are you willing to bid for each neutron?"
Ma Mengjun (wry smile): "Xuan Cao's high school physics was taught by the yoga teacher, isn't the smallest unit known in the world electron?"
Luo Xuan: "The paradox of electron mass and weight is still controversial in the scientific community, and the stability is not yet certain. β
Ma Mengjun (jumped up): "I promised to make a deal with you when I was a god?!Why don't you just slash me!!(Red face, red ears, stalk neck) Cut!!"
Luo Xuan: "γγγγγγ β
An hour later, five maiden gods came to find Mammun-kun with 1001 pieces of Qiankun Steel.
Ma Mengjun (who had just successfully driven away Luo Xuan with a fearless attitude of not being afraid of death, and when he saw them coming, he immediately frowned and glared at the goddesses): "What are you doing?"
Rui Silkworm Ji: "Make a deal, isn't Qiankun Steel what you want?"
Mammunjun (angry): "I said that you gods don't make sense at all! This Qiankun steel is obviously sold by two catties, you have to count the roots with me, when I grew up eating chaff??!
Rui Silkworm Ji (whispering to the sack): "Master, gain weight!"
The sack sank to the ground with a pop, and fell all the way to the center of the earth.
"It's okay, it's okay, I won't be able to find it if it sinks again!" Rui Silkworm Ji whispered with her spiritual sense, and the sack stopped in the depths of the pit and did not move.
"Look, we are also people who pay attention to quality and integrity!" Nie Xiaofeng immediately stepped forward to cooperate.
Mammon Jun frowned and ordered the two giant monsters to go down and drag up the sack deep in the heart of the earth.
Two went down, four went down... Twenty ... Two hundred, two thousand giant monsters have gone down.
There was silence at the bottom of the pit, and not a single giant monster climbed up again.
"What's the situation?" Ma Mengjun was puzzled, and Rui Silkworm Ji hurriedly transmitted to Mu Yinchuan's spiritual sense: "Master, where have you been?" Come on, we haven't sold you yet!"
I only heard Mu Yinchuan happily say in her mind: "Silkworm, Master has discovered the large earth vault where Mamen Jun buried all the Demon Emperor Diamonds! I am helping you move the entire basement out, you don't have to sell Master to get the treasures of the Nine Realms!"
Rui Silkworm Ji was so excited that she danced for a while, and when she saw that everyone was looking at her sideways, she hurriedly brushed her clothes, and she was calm, and asked in an illusory voice:
"Master, how long will it take you to finish moving? Today, Sunday, Hua Ge will have a banquet in the Nine Realms tomorrow, and we will rush to the Ga Squeak Palace to help as soon as the transaction here is over, don't delay our time!"
"Soon, give me another stick of incense!" Mu Yinchuan said, the ground under everyone's feet trembled, and the silence regained in a moment.
"Silkworms, they're all moved!"
When Rui Silkworm Ji heard Mu Yinchuan explain in her ear, she jumped on her feet happily and said excitedly: "So powerful??Master, you just blew yourself up so much, how could you have the strength to move the entire basement so quickly?"
"The two thousand giant monster beasts have been eaten, can you still have the strength? Are you the one who doesn't lift the child when you become the master?" Mu Yinchuan said with a smile, and Rui Silkworm Ji's face turned red.
You can't talk to this big stinky snake for a long time! Rui Silkworm Ji then cleared her throat, turned to Mammon Jun and said: "Ahem, the Qiankun steel is sinking to the bottom, and the two thousand beasts can't pull it up, so we won't be reluctant, so I'll leave it to Mammunjun! When will it be pulled up, when will you notify us to pay the imperial diamond, can you?"
When Mammon Jun heard this, what is a group of baby gods who don't understand anything, they come to sell things by themselves, and they advance the goods and expect the buyer to take the initiative to pay later, I can't help but think, most of these naΓ―ve pit babies are from the Western God Domain! According to legend, the gods there are brainless and naΓ―ve.
The four goddesses, the second monk, were puzzled and dragged out of the molars rift valley by Rui Silkworm Ji.
"Why are you swollen and leave your master in it!" Yue Shen Qianqing was dissatisfied.
"He ran away early, and he helped us dig out all the Demon Emperor Diamonds!" Rui Silkworm Ji looked excited, took out the photograph and adjusted it to the remote viewing APP, and Mu Yinchuan appeared on the screen.
"Master, Master, have all the Demon Emperor Diamonds moved to my Temple of the Dead?"
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"Are you talking, is the Demon Emperor in the Temple of the Dead?"
βγγγγ It's all in the Tianshan Mountains. β
Rui Silkworm Ji was furious: "What? Why don't you move your land to my land?? No, all of them will be moved back to the Guangqing Heavenly Death Temple!!"
Mu Yinchuan: "Silkworm, Tianshan is your home, there is a junior in your Temple of the Dead, I am afraid that I will cheat money and sex, the Demon Emperor Diamond is still placed in the master's place for you to keep, and it will be used for the restoration of the country in the future." β
Rui Silkworm Ji (angry): "Zi Youcai is not a junior! we have been married for half a year, okay?"
Mu Yinchuan: "Your marriage contract is still with Master, you are bigamy, silkworm." β
Rui Silkworm Ji: "You are talking nonsense! He'en Palace has already issued me a new marriage contract!"
Mu Yinchuan: "The old contract has not been destroyed, what is the use of the new covenant? β
Rui Silkworm Ji: "That's a lot of nonsense!Hurry up and return the Demon Emperor Drill to me!!"
Mu Yinchuan (soft voice): "If the silkworm wants to, it is good to go back to Tianshan Mountain to see Master in the future." β
Rui Silkworm Ji (stunned, hearing the voice-over): "You are shameless!!"
With a snap, he shook off the slap and said to the four goddesses: "Friends, Mu Yinchuan has snatched all our Demon Emperor Diamonds to Tianshan! What should we do?
The four goddesses were stunned at first, and they sketched Mu Yinchuan's Teng Python body in their minds for a long time.
Hua Ge: "Hey, I'm going to prepare a big banquet in the Crunch Palace tomorrow, just now Brother Yujun told me to go back early with a drum flower, he wants to cook dragon marrow soup for me tonight... "Turn around and disappear.
Qian Qing: "The last time I compiled the code, Brother Kuang asked me to check a demon world document, I haven't found all the references yet... Let's go first!"
Nie Xiaofeng (look at the sky, Xinghan Midu, the sky is far away, it is the middle of the night): "My mother said, I haven't gone home at half past two in the morning, it's probably no good thing! β
Bai Yu: "Eh, you're all back, then I'm back too." β
The two left side by side, and the four goddesses went their separate ways in a blink of an eye, leaving Rui Silkworm Ji alone in the cold mountain.
Rui Silkworm Ji was stunned for a while, and the goblins and beasts all over the mountain poked their heads out of the bushes to look at her, and she glared at them left and right, and the demons saw this and scared away.
Even the monsters ignored her, Rui Silkworm Ji thought about it, and cried in the mountains and forests.
Someone carried a hazy star lantern from the depths of the mountain slowly, and Rui Silkworm Ji looked up and saw that it was Mu Yinchuan who was in a silver robe and won snow.
She quickly wiped away her tears, bit her lip and ignored them, and turned around to leave, but heard Mu Yinchuan say, "Silkworm, you look back at me." β
Rui Silkworm Ji looked back and saw that every inch of Mu Yinchuan's skin was shining in the moonlight, like a diamond.
"What's going on?" Rui Silkworm Ji sniffled and stepped forward to stroke it curiously, his skin was hard and sticky, and with a slight touch, blood leaked out from under the tender flesh.
Mu Yinchuan looked down at her and said slowly: "I removed all the armor on my body, and then I set every Demon Emperor Diamond, Silkworm, if you still want the Demon Emperor Diamond, take the master away." β
Rui Silkworm Ji looked stunned, looked up at him, and saw that Mu Yinchuan's skin was covered with bloodshot with clear textures, and it was obvious that the armor had just been removed.
Now that he is full of brilliance, and his silver robe no longer looks so eye-catching, Rui Silkworm Ji grabbed Mu Yinchuan's placket with two small hands, and buried it in his chest and sobbed:
"Master, you are right, the son is up to him... That's not going to work... I've told him that you're free... Please, Master, the happiness of the silkworm's half depends on you, woo woo woo... β
The moonlight hit Mu Yinchuan's face head-on, and it was so white that he couldn't see his expression clearly.
Mu Yinchuan corrected Rui Silkworm Ji: "Silkworm, let Master Rong have a stick of incense." β
Rui Silkworm Ji's eyes were hazy with tears, Mu Yinchuan spread his sleeves and flew into the air, the silver robe disappeared into the depths of the mountains, only to hear the roar of a deafening giant beast from the other side of the mountains, and the tall blood flower pillar erupted from behind the mountain, splashing the entire sky.
"Master went away again?" Rui Silkworm muttered to herself.
As the saying goes, if you are looking for a husband, you must find someone with strong psychological endurance, although Ziyou says that her body is not bright, but she is better than listening to her for everything, and she can adapt to her various changes very quickly.
"Ziyou, or Ziyou," Rui Silkworm Ji said to herself: "Of course, Master's parts are also indispensable marriage medicine... β
Then he nodded and flew to the mountains to find Mu Yinchuan and continued to persuade him.