Chapter 54: Forgetting the Ancestors
"That's not right!"
Ouyang Chuchu's face did not show the expected blush, but some suspicions appeared, as if he had suddenly figured out something.
"You follow Lu Xiannian to learn fortune telling, and you are naturally very proficient in classical Chinese. This set of test papers, for ordinary students, is difficult in classical Chinese. For you, classical Chinese is what you are good at. That's why you can do it so beautifully. ”
A teacher is a teacher. Saw me through so quickly.
"Try to do a set of English test papers, if you can still do it so beautifully, I will let you make three chapters. If you don't want to be so pretty, I'll have to give you three chapters of the law! ”
Ouyang Chuchu's girl, she actually took a set of English test papers to me and asked me to do it.
Fortune-telling is a craft left by the ancestors, where will the ancestors know the abcd of foreign devils? I have inherited the craftsmanship of my ancestors, and reading that English is naturally the same as reading a book from heaven!
"As teachers, we have to at least talk, don't we?" I said with a smile.
"What do you mean by talking?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.
"Before we do that language paper, let's talk about it. As long as I can get 120 points, you'll have to let me go. I said.
"Really?" Ouyang Chuchu smiled slightly. Then I picked up the set of Chinese test papers I had done, and took a red pen, and corrected them there.
The first page is full of ticks, and the second page is all ticks. Tick down page by page, and get to the composition.
The previous question is correct, as long as I can get 30 points for the essay, I will have 12 points.
29? For my composition, Ouyang Chuchu actually only gave a score of twenty-nine?
She did it on purpose, deliberately not letting me take the one hundred and two.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Not only is it off-topic, but I don't know what to do, and most importantly, there are a lot of traditional Chinese characters mixed in it. In composition, traditional Chinese characters are typos. Two points are deducted for a typo, how many do you count yourself? I'll give you less deductions. Ouyang Chuchu said.
"The teacher can be unreasonable, the teacher can behave indiscriminately, and the teacher can do whatever he wants, right?" I'm very angry.
"Yes!"
This shameless stinky bitch, she actually answered yes! She still wants to be shameless, is there any reason for this?
"I don't know English, they know me. I don't recognize it. I am Chinese, and I don't learn the words of foreign devils. As you like, do as you like! It's in your hands tonight, count me unlucky, I'll admit it, it's all right! "I put on a posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.
"Before I saw the Chinese test paper you did, I thought you were a piece of rotten wood, which could not be carved. But after reading the test papers, I really feel that you are a manufacturable material. Even if you really want to keep going down the road of fortune telling, it never hurts to go to school and get a college diploma! Ouyang Chuchu was there again.
I'll admit, she's right, and it's all for my good.
But I don't know why, I just want to do it against her, maybe this is rebellion, adolescent rebellion.
A child like me, who grew up in a village, has been accustomed to seeing the hard work of my parents since I was a child, and I am depressed about what I have in my heart. Don't dare to have even the slightest rebellion.
After meeting Ouyang Chuchu, as long as she treats me well, I can't help but want to do the opposite with her. If I don't seem to be angry with her, I feel uncomfortable all over.
"It's your business!" I say.
"No swearing!" Ouyang Chuchu was so angry that he picked up the teaching stick. "Smack" slapped me on the ass and asked, "Who is the shit?" ”
"Ouch!"
After screaming, there was a hot pain in the buttocks.
said "Mind your shit", and his ass suffered. Ouyang Chuchu conquered me with her obscene power, which made me, who originally wanted to be naughty, honest all of a sudden.
"Honestly make the paper, let me see how bad your English really is!" After Ouyang Chuchu gave the order, he also slapped the lectern with a teaching stick.
Disobey her tenderness. Only serve her batons. Such an important secret was actually discovered by that girl.
I suddenly felt that I was very cheap, and I could obviously enjoy Ouyang Chuchu's gentleness, but I had to choose her teaching stick cheaply.
What can I do under the stick? Naturally, I can only honestly take the English test paper and do it!
When I did the Chinese test papers, I was sprinkled; I was just as fast as I was doing the English test papers. I can't read it anyway, and I don't know it. I wrote it all in a hurry, and after a while, I finished writing the volume.
As soon as Ouyang Chuchu got the English paper I made, he immediately frowned.
"How did you do that?" She asked me.
"Three long and one short selection is the shortest, and three short and one long selection is the longest."
When I was in junior high school, I did this when I did multiple-choice English questions. Generally speaking, according to this practice, I can get two or three out of ten multiple-choice questions right, and I won't get all of them right.
"You!" Ouyang Chuchu was so angry that she picked up the teaching stick and was about to beat me, but she held back and couldn't beat me.
"How many points do you think you can get on a test like this?" Ouyang Chuchu asked.
"When you're lucky, you're still fifty or sixty points. Even if you are unlucky, there are twenty or thirty points. "I'll be honest.
"According to the standards of previous years, if you want to enter the fifth middle school. The sum of the three subjects other than language and mathematics should be at least 360 points. ”
Ouyang Chuchu paused and said, "Your language is very good, according to the style of the fifth middle school, there is no big problem in taking the 134th exam." No matter how lucky you are in English, if you score 60 points in the exam, you will only get 200 points in two subjects. The rest of the math, with a total score of one hundred and fifteen, can you get out one hundred and sixteen? ”
"If you can't pass the test, you can't pass the test! I'm bad at math anyway, not much better than English. I said.
"How much do you usually take in math?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.
"Seventy or eighty points!"
As soon as he heard my words, Ouyang Chuchu's whole face suddenly became very depressed.
"Can you be any more stupid?" Ouyang Chuchu really didn't know what to say about me.
"There is a specialization in the art industry. Why is it useless to learn so much? I said.
"Forget it, take this math paper and do it, and I'll get to the bottom of you today." Ouyang Chuchu took another set of math papers to me.
As soon as I got the math paper, the algebra part. It suddenly seemed to me that it was very simple. Use "The Number of Heluo" and "Plum Blossom Easy Counting" or something, combined with those mathematical formulas in junior high school, and the answer will soon be introduced.
The methods of divination that Lu Xiannian taught me can also be used in math exams. If I could have worshiped him as a teacher earlier, my math score would have been more than twenty or thirty points.
The algebra part can be deduced by borrowing the mathematics of the ancients, and there is no way to do geometry. Therefore, I did the algebra problems very quickly, but the geometry ones were a little confused. It's pure guessing.
"It's done." After tossing and turning for almost two hours, it was the middle of the night, and I yawned for a long time, and finally got the damn math paper ready.
"What's the matter with you? None of the algebra parts are wrong, but geometry is a mess? Ouyang Chuchu looked at me with a puzzled expression.
"Blame me?" I glanced at Ouyang Chuchu and said, "The methods of mathematics that Lu Xiannian taught me are only useful for algebra, not geometry. ”
"What a wonder!" Ouyang Chuchu was angry again. It's funny again.
"Your teachers are wonderful." I say.
"What's weird? Why don't you tell me the reason today, and see if I don't whip you with a stick!" ”
Ouyang Chuchu held the teaching stick and shook it in front of my eyes, shaking it so much that my heart trembled, and I always felt that her teaching stick might fall down at any time and hit me.
"Didn't the ancients say it? There is a specialization in the art industry. If you look at the current school, in addition to language and mathematics, it is physical, as well as geography, biology and history, and there are so many things to learn in one go, where can students learn it? What's more, a subject like English is useful to learn? Everyone is Chinese, who speaks foreign language to you? I said.
"If you want to have good grades, you can study abroad, and you have to use English when the time comes." Ouyang Chuchu said.
"How many can study abroad? If they all go out, will we still have people in China? They are all descendants of Yan and Huang, and most of them are mixed in the land of China when they grow up. I haven't learned Chinese well, why do I learn that bird language? Also, why is there only one hundred and fifty points in language, and there are so many broken bird languages? It's really a foreign charm, and the number of classics forgets the ancestors! ”