Chapter 10: Daily ...... in the Dormitory
The golden bottle and jade hold the glass cup, and the star bead moon wall falls on my plate
Writing this line of words with pride, Nero put away his pen and stood up, and shouted softly: "Little Shanzi, frame it." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Let's not mention that this little mountain was like a eunuch in Nero's mouth, a Roman emperor...... Well, a former Roman emperor, a European! What are you doing with a brush to write poems?! This style of painting is obviously different, Bairenshan shouted in his heart.
In the face of Xiao Shanzi's shock, Nero said that he studied the Dafa of pretending to be forced for half a day last night, and it was not in vain that he spent half the night learning how to use a brush, and the talented Nero said that although he had a headache once, it didn't matter, if life was not for the sake of force, it would be meaningless.
Seeing Nero's eyebrows, Bairenshan began to frame this rice paper in frustration, Nero's words are not bad, but he can't understand why the other party suddenly remembered to do this, framed this emperor's real handwriting, if this thing is thrown on the commercial street, it can be named "Fragments of the Roman Emperor's Seven Words Quatrain Ancient Poetry Collection", this nature is about to catch up with the special ceramic mobile phone box for the king, Nero said again: "Actually, Yu feels that it is more appropriate to add an Aotian to his name, after all, this is the word to describe Yu, The proud surpass the heavens. ”
Looking at Sandru who was studying the floor with his head down, Bairenshan roared angrily: "Brother Shan!! What is the book you damn threw at Nero yesterday! ”
"This, haha, haha...... Didn't Your Majesty ask me who the highest person in the Endless Universe is, and I threw this Dragon Aotian Travelogue to Your Majesty......" Sandru said with a dry smile, and the hundred people who covered his head weakly hugged Nero who was about to recite poetry, he has now evolved from a courtier to a courtier, he lowered his voice and said: "Your Majesty! My Majesty! Aotianliu can't learn! The poetry is right, and now I can't soak in the little girl! Don't believe that book! The word Aotian is now synonymous with the word two hundred and five! ”
Finally stopped Nero, who was obsessed with the legend of Aotian, and Bairenshan glanced at Sandru angrily: "You are an idle egg, right, Brother Shan, watch your cartoons." ”
Sandru let out an oh, then turned on the TV in front of Artoria and Nero, and the cartoon played with a strange chanting sound, and the Japanese voice actor screamed hard, and the characters on the screen appeared in a daze......
If you want to watch cartoons, you can watch fate/zero, right? The order has also been specially adjusted, so don't I know that this clip is the end of the first episode of fate/zero! You did it on purpose!
Although Bairenshan was roaring in his heart, the blonde hair on the TV completely attracted the attention of Artoria and Nero, accompanied by Nero's low exclamation: "This? Is this a portrait of little Lily? ”
Hiss, this title, poured a mouthful of back molars, and Bairenshan helplessly explained to the two: "Eh, this is one of the developments of your world that has been adapted into an anime, that is, the Holy Grail War...... As for Al, she is the heroine of this anime......"
"What about Yu?" His Majesty Nero was displeased.
"Uh...... Another manga that hasn't been adapted into an anime yet...... Okay, Your Majesty, I'm going to go to the shopping street and get a machine that can make anime and come back, you can watch this first. As soon as Bairenshan said halfway, Nero's two eyes widened, Bairenshan was the front hooves of His Majesty Nero, and His Majesty knew what he should do when he moved his eyebrows, and then said the second half of the sentence, and then pushed open the door and went to the commercial street.
This scene diverted Artoria's attention, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, the Bairen Mountain at this time was very similar to the situation of taking care of children when she was still in that small courtyard, but the person who took care of her changed from five bear children to Nero, but that posture and expression still made her feel familiar peace of mind.
Well, Artoria, who doesn't understand love, confuses these two kinds of care......
In the living room today, Nero did not hesitate to push Sandru aside, pulled Artoria to look at fate/zero, Leorick picked up the legendary dragon Aotian travelogue, opened it and looked at it, scratched his brain and said, "It's okay to write." ”
"That's right, it's still a high-pressure Chinese script, with a variety of the most popular terms of the moment, and it's still in line with the times," Sandru is also very innocent, this is his treasure.
Leorik looked at the two pages carefully, and suddenly pointed to a sentence and asked Sandru: "What do you mean by this?" The male sword in his waist is three feet long, does the Jun family know Yan Ci? ”
"You're so diao, the family knows no."
Leorik nodded in amazement, flipped through two more pages and asked, "What about this sentence?" Before the jade set up the wind, the donkey and mule were sleeping soundly. ”
"The handsome man is awake, and the ugly man is still sleeping."
Nodding again, the old skeleton Leorik was completely attracted by the content of the book, and after reading a dozen pages, he asked again, "What about this sentence?" Don't deceive me for not being literate, there is such a thing in the world. ”
"I don't read much, don't lie to me."
Leoric closed the book and said to Nero in an inquiring tone: "That, Your Majesty Nero, I want to study this book, no problem, right?" “
Nero, who was watching fate/zero, waved his hand impatiently and said, "I'm sending you, don't talk nonsense here, stay away from me." “
Leorik, who was allowed to put the book into his stewardess ring, continued to look at the chessboard, and then the soul fire fluctuated, he looked at Barr and whispered: "Barr, my chess should not be in this 'squeeze' position, are you moving my chess." “
"No, your hand is just right, just inserted into the concentration of my formation, completely breaking my chess pattern." Barr said with an innocent face.
"But...... I don't think I'd be stupid enough to play backgammon and use the 'squeeze' method to land a place where there is no gap......" Leorick's explicit soul fire beat violently.
"This, who would have thought of it, haha, hehe, hehe." After Barr finished speaking, he laughed a few times, and after seeing Leorick's spirit fox fire begin to fluctuate violently, he directly rushed out of the floor-to-ceiling window, and with Baal's escape, Leorick's hand bones condensed a blue-red flame, and threw it out directly, there seemed to be countless souls screaming in this blue-red flame, and the constantly beating flame horns were like miniature skulls.
Wraith Crit!
This Hellfire Crit seemed to have passed through time and space, the last moment it was still in the space that Leolek had just thrown out, but the next moment it came to Baal, who had already come to the mountain area, and directly stunned Baal in place.
Seeing this scene, Nero held his chin and asked, "Isn't it impossible to fight?" ”
Sandru took out his cigarette gun, put the pot on Leorik's hand bones, lit the tobacco, and said, "It's true that we don't advocate force, but it's a pity that Barr is not in the scope of protection. ”
"Why?"
Sandru took a puff of his cigarette and looked up at the ceiling, as if he had seen through the ceiling and saw the starry sky, his tone full of vicissitudes.
"Trust me, you won't want to know."
"Say."
"During Barr's thirty-seventh prank, Lao Li and I decided to revise the decision of our roommates to live in harmony and expel Barr from the scope of the Peace Basic Dormitory Ordinance." Sandru's tone was full of unbearability.
"What prank?"
Lao Li sighed, although he didn't know how a skeleton could complete the action of sighing, but his upper and lower jawbones did spew out a trace of smoke, like a person snorting in the cold, he said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if it's a prank or something, but he secretly threw his excrement into the pot where I and Sandru were cooking for the thirty-seventh time......
…… Nero was a little stunned, this skeleton also needs to eat? However, the words of secretly throwing in excrement made her sick, and said in disgust: "Since it was secret, how did you find out." ”
"He's a little lacking in his eyes, his excrement is a fire of sulfur, do you know when I opened the lid of the pot after three hours of chicken stewing mushrooms, and it felt like there was all magma left in it, and more than once! It's thirty-seven times!!! "Sandru turned into a roaring emperor at this moment.
In just one day, Artoria, who felt pity for Barr after being beaten six times, put away her pity at this moment...... Barr's beating was purely self-inflicted......
And at this moment, Bairenshan, who is holding Sandru's space ring, is wandering in the commercial street, like a commercial street like a modern urban shopping mall, with high-rise buildings standing on both sides, Bairenshan sat next to a flower pond and took out Sandru's special tablet and began to search for a machine that can probably turn comics into anime or directly out of anime, and the sound of the two people discussing made him curious.
"Regarding the use of Jinkla, I feel that there is still something missing, and it is still a bit dangerous to use nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium fusion to convert energy." A middle-aged man said in a calm tone, the slightly old-fashioned glasses made him look like an intellectual in the seventies and eighties, the slightly rolled up pants gave him an earthy atmosphere, and the faintly colorful light behind him was like a Buddha.
"Brother Yuan, although your magic rice is very convenient, but I think the number of 10,000 catties per mu is still slightly insufficient, the cooperation of Jinkra and magic rice will lead to a new food explosion, we can completely reflect this concept in the endless universe of many worlds, and then it will not only improve the lack of food in many worlds, but let it completely enter the point where there is no need to worry about food." The slightly balding white man said in awkward Mandarin.
"Jinkra is still too domineering, San Diego Studio will modify it, so far I have developed a new type of magic rice, I will spread this concept to the endless universe, under the spread of information, similar crops will appear in various worlds, don't be too anxious, food is the foundation of people, and seeking stability in stability is the right way." The colorful light behind the middle-aged man flickered constantly, giving people a sense of reassurance.
"That's right, but Brother Yuan, the light of the Buddha behind you is becoming more and more obvious, and the treatment of the Buddhas of ten thousand families is beyond the reach of those Buddhas." The slightly balding man nodded yes, and then praised the Buddha light behind the other party.
"Alas, it's just to do what you have to do, but you, the recent baldness has become more serious, and you are about to be like your friend, and the research and development of Jinla is still too laborious." The middle-aged man known as the elder brother sighed and said.
"It's nothing more than wanting to do my best to improve the golden carat, whether it's for more worlds, or for us to one day be treated as a Buddha of ten thousand families, it's worth it." Said the slightly balding white man.
"Don't be mistaken by the false name, just do your own research, I just wanted to cultivate high-yield food back then, and I had an inexplicable epiphany."
"Wan Jiasheng Buddha, Demon Rice Patriarch, your talent is beyond our reach, but we need to learn from our down-to-earth work." The slightly balding white man bowed lightly and said, for the people in front of him, he respects from the heart, one person and one thing for thirty years, and when he is a mortal, he has saved more than 100 million people, and in one fell swoop he has turned into a god-like Buddha-like existence, and then the magic rice in his hand has turned into information and spread to all planes, the number of people saved is like flying sand in the sea, the stars in the universe, countless, and his merits and abilities are good, all of which make him respect from the bottom of his heart.
After the two finished speaking, they gradually disappeared in place, as if they had never appeared, and a person with a camera in his hand hurriedly ran over, and began to run when he saw the figures of the two gradually disappearing, but he still failed to catch up, and stomped off his small leather shoes depressedly, and the black wings behind him flapped gently, she was a strange woman with a delicate appearance, she saw Bairenshan sitting on the flower platform in a daze, and said with a little unhappiness.
"Hey, little man, do you know what these two masters just said?"
The corners of Bairenshan's mouth twitched slightly when the word dwarf was spoken, but he still said truthfully: "What did these two people discuss just now, the cooperation between Jinkrat and Demon Rice or something..."
"Tsk, I didn't catch up, the discussion between the Demon Rice Patriarch Yuan Longping and Mei Xiaojian of the San Diego Studio will definitely make headlines, it's a pity... Ah, after coming here, no one reads the Wenwen Express, and I have to work for people to save popularity. The black-winged woman complained a few words, and then her wings fluttered into the sky and disappeared from the sight of the Hundred People Mountain.
"I seem to ...... What amazing news did you hear? Bairenshan took out a cigarette gun and put it in his mouth, he was a little stunned now, the colorful Buddha light behind the person just now made him almost can't help but kneel down, it was the heartfelt thanks of many living beings, and he was stunned.
PS: A reader named Long Away Moon recommended me a song that suited Nero very well, and when I heard it, it was really good, so I shared it with you. "Drunken Language, Its Three Tang Red Snow" is sung by Bobcat. Some of the lyrics can be regarded as the feelings and thoughts of Hundred People Mountain for Nero, such as; You said that you would not be stingy, and you would give me money for wine'''You are so generous, but you teach me how to pay it back'~~~ Well...... The book group is 384294647, and it is so deserted at the moment-.-