Chapter 1 Meishan Shigong

Tan Jianguo is also rare to see the cute appearance of a big professor, and he has the intention to watch it fun.

"Hahahahahaha!!ha

A high-pitched laugh that didn't look like a human could give suddenly rang out in the carriage.

This smile made everyone laugh.

Everyone stroked the goosebumps that suddenly appeared on their bodies, and found that the well carp was still dancing with their hands, and the laughter was getting louder and louder, which was a little scary.

Tan Jianguo frowned, took Jiang Xinjie's hands away, and stepped forward to tear off the yellow paper on Jing Li's face.

He looked at the yellow paper and then at the carp...... Suddenly scared and screamed and sat on the ground! Quickly threw the yellow paper in his hand outside the car!

"What's wrong?" A female student was also stunned when she looked at Jing Li, but her reaction was not as big as Tan Jianguo's.

What happened?

I saw that Professor Jing Li's eyes were protruding, his tongue was sticking out, and the corners of his mouth were still trembling violently.

"What's going on? Who's laughing? Laughing so intimidatingly. "A lot of boys got out of the coal carts.

Then I saw the scene of the well carp going crazy.

I don't know what's wrong, Jing Carp's whole body is shaking violently, and the laughter is gone.

Zhou Kailu looked at it for a while, and made a very experienced look, "This is a sheep crazy!" ”

After speaking, he took off the upper of his shoe, called a few students to pry open the mouth of the well carp, and stuffed his hands, and the dirty and smelly upper of the shoe was stuffed into the mouth of the well carp.

Not to mention, after being gagged, Jing Carp obviously felt much more comfortable, a pair of eyes turned flexibly, and his body was not tense, but he still couldn't move, but a pair of eyes were extremely flexible and made various looks.

Zhou Kailu couldn't understand what he meant, so he had to lay him flat on the ground, "Are you Professor Jing malnourished for a long time, have you ever had this disease before?" ”

"Nope." The male classmate who was holding the well carp was also strange, "I eat and drink well, and there is nothing wrong with it." ”

"Hey." Zhou Kailu made a very experienced look again, "When people are old, they are like this, and their bodies are useless." I'm afraid it's a stroke. ”

"Stroke?"

Now the students are panicking, stroke is a terminal illness in this era, not to mention paralysis, and their lives will definitely not be saved.

“…… So what are we going to do? A girl was so anxious that she was about to shed tears, "Professor Jing can't do without it." ”

"What nonsense, you kid." Zhou Kailu glared at her.

"Put the professor in the back compartment, you can't let him blow any more wind." Zhou Kailu said as he unbuttoned Jing Carp, turned his head sideways, and took out a large piece of dried sweet potatoes from the dry food bag, replacing the upper of his mouth, "Which of you has learned massage." ”

No one responded.

"Has anyone studied?" Zhou Kailu asked again.

The students shook their heads in unison.

"What have you learned...... Didn't Liu Qi say that massage is mandatory...... Forget it, that's fine. Zhou Kailu said, "We helped Professor Jing to the back compartment, and if we had to blow the wind to relieve the heat, we all came to the front compartment." The old professor may just be cramping. ”

Zhou Kailu's attitude is very open-minded, because if anyone in the village had a stroke before, it would be equivalent to having no solution, and it would be over with a plug into the hole.

What kind of rescue, don't think about it.

So you really have to be open-minded - you've seen a lot.

The students certainly had no objections.

Several boys lifted the carp up and escorted them to the back compartment.

The female students went into the back compartment one after another to see the situation of the well carp.

Zhou Kailu walked out alone.

Tan Jianguo is not a materialist worldview, seeing this, he wiped his hands with disgust, sniffed again, and couldn't help but ask Jiang Xinjie: "Jiang Xin, I know that you are different from other students, you don't shy away from anything at all, you can believe whatever you like, let me ask you something...... You are...... How did you find out that it was taught by Meishan? ”

"Meishan faction?" Zhou Kailu interjected, "My God, you really dare to say it." Isn't it a teacher's teaching? At this time, believing in the Catholic Church is almost the same as looking for death. Four old! You must not talk nonsense. It was over after being listened to by the students inside. ”

Tan Jianguo laughed dryly and stopped talking.

Jiang Xinjie also sighed, "I saw a dog running in the woods at the beginning, so I said that it might be Meishan's teaching." ”

Zhou Kailu saw that there was no one else here, so he also spoke boldly, "Captain Tan, Meishan has also heard of the class!" That's the kind of god fighting! I can't touch it, but I don't dare to talk nonsense! ”

"That's a sect of the same magnitude as Maoshan." Jiang Xinjie glanced at Zhou Kailu, "It's more mysterious than Maoshan Mountain, and I don't know about the rest." ”

"Oh......" Tan Jianguo was much more relieved when he heard that it was the same sect as Maoshan, "That's the orthodox religion, the Taoist sect." ”

"It doesn't have to be Taoism." Zhou Kailu sighed and frowned, "Actually, it's also miscellaneous, the ethnic minorities are believers in Chiyou, and the people in the Lengshui River area believe in some miscellaneous demons and ancestors, so it's really hard to say whether it's Taoism or not." However, Shigongjiao is a Hunan sect, how to build the country, haven't you heard of it at all? Impossible, right? In our village, there used to be a master. ”

Tan Jianguo touched his head embarrassedly, "I must know what you said about the master, what kind of Meishan Sect is ...... How do I know ......"

"Captain Tan, don't listen to Zhou Shuren's nonsense. He was wrong. Jiang Xin glanced at Zhou Kailu and sighed, "What kind of letter is that you believe in Taishang Laojun, and people mainly believe in Zhang Wulang!" It's Taoism! ”

"Didn't you say you were from Yunnan?" Zhou Kailu Nahan, "Why do you also have the Meishan Sect there?" ”

Jiang Xinjie tilted his head and said, "That's why you said that what you said was wrong!" The Meishan Sect is not what you think. ”

Zhou Kailu felt that he had eaten more salt than your little girl, so he was not happy at the moment, "You little girl ......"

Zhou Kailu immediately crackled and preached to Jiang Xinjie - without Liu Qi here, who is afraid of you, little girl, who is afraid of a person who hangs the banned book of pearl racing!

Tan Jianguo's head was dizzy by their gossip, and he patted the train wagon very irritably, "Enough, I'll just ask casually, what are you doing?" Anyway, get out of this place quickly, I think that today, no matter whether it is day or night, eating, drinking, and Lazar will all be solved in the car, and you must not get out of the car. ”

"Great idea!" Jiang Xinjie agreed.

Zhou Kailu shrugged, "I don't care, it's up to you girls, if the girls have no opinion, what else do we men have to say?" ”

After speaking, he smiled very restrainedly, because he was very restrained, so he didn't know what he was laughing at, "But say okay, you can't sprinkle it in the car, otherwise the smell is very strong, and you will get sick in the summer." ”

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