"It's not a big problem, it's just a bit of heat stroke."

"Whew, that's good, that's good...... It almost scared me to death, and I thought I had kicked this student to death. ”

"You too, you won't pay attention when you play football, and shoot the ball straight into other people's heads, and there is no big problem with it, otherwise, you will have to lose all your savings!"

"Hehe, yes, yes, this time it's thanks to Dr. Zhang's wonderful hand to rejuvenate, well, so let's do it, when school ends today, I'll do the East, the blues bar!

It's been a while since the two of us had an in-depth communication without knowing the roots......" (the second half of the sentence with his lips hooked, pressed to his ears, and exhaled gently)

"Ahem...... So this time, are you lying on your stomach, or am I lying on your stomach? (This is a descriptor of the gesture, please start your performance in this chapter)

……

In the haze, the voices of two men talking echoed in their ears.

This is the kind of language Wayne has not heard.

But the words are round, and the aria-like tone is very similar to the language of Atlanta, a powerful country in Middle-earth, as said in books.

Well? Atlanta?

Instinctive thinking made Wayne's confused consciousness regain a little sobriety.

No, didn't I do potions experiments at home?

Explosions, smoke, alchemy tables, orange fires......

Fragments poured into the chaotic heavy brain, and Wayne tried to open his eyes, but his eyelids looked like two full-sized pieces of lead.

"Xiao Li, prescribe him a dose of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water."

In the midst of the struggling, Wayne, who was struggling with his eyelids, suddenly smelled a smell that he couldn't put into words.

It's spicy, pungent, and just smelling it, you seem to feel a faint bitterness on the tip of your tongue.

Hmm, what the hell is this? It smells terrible, doesn't it!!

The bodily fluids of the black toad? Weasel fart? Legend has it that the body odor of the Shajibahcher people, who have not bathed since birth???

Wayne, who was in a daze, suddenly felt that his head was gently propped up, and the pungent smell became more and more intense, as if it was ...... Seems to be right on your lips?

Wait a minute......

On their lips?!!

(ΩДΩ)！！！

A terrible guess flashed through his mind, and Wayne instinctively wanted to struggle.

But this command came out of his brain, and he found that his body could not respond in any way.

In the panic, a stream of slippery liquid entered the mouth.

The moment it comes into contact with the taste buds of the tongue coating......

"Poof, ahem...... What a fucking bitterness! ”

With a woman's scream, Wayne instinctively straightened up, twitched his bitter, almost deformed mouth, and coughed a few times while covering his eyes with his hands that were stung by the light.

“*& %!!! … Beep beep ##|***@¥......" (Oops, what are you doing, got me all over the potion!) ）

“#@！ *~…… & %!!! Beep beep beep ..."(Xiao Li, how did you do it?) ）

The voices of the woman and the man sounded at the same time, still in the same unintelligible aria-like language.

The dry head, stimulated by the spicy bitterness on the taste buds, turned slowly like a rusty chain.

Wayne rubbed his tearful eyes, and after adjusting to the light,

Rise......

Then, suddenly, he froze.

The boxy room, with some kind of long object overhead, was emitting a blinding white light.

Luminite gemstones? Such a big chunk?!!

No, luminite gemstones shouldn't have the strange appearance of long bars.

This...... It's more like a witchcraft item described in a book, a constant 'eternal lamp' of illumination.

Hiss...... Even if the [Demon Prohibition Order] is now like waste paper in the Southern Continent, but the people here are so bold? How dare you use sorcery items with such fanfare?!!

Wayne shook his still-dizzy head and followed the voice of the voice to look ahead.

In front of him was a strong man with black hair and black eyes wearing a strange black bodysuit, revealing strong arms and hairy legs.

Even Wayne, who has always prided himself on his erudition, could not tell which country was the custom of Pandora.

The same yellow-skinned, black-haired, and black-eyed eyes as himself are rare in the southern continent......

Eyes shifted, and next to the strong man was a strange man wrapped in a white robe, wearing a boxy, black-framed ...... only at the position of his eyes Spectacles?

The specialty of the dwarven kingdom Gustav, which allows the visually impaired to see objects clearly, is simply prohibitive in the southern continent.

And beside Wayne, there is also a strange ...... wrapped in a white robe and wearing a strange hat Woman.

As for the gender, Wayne could see it from the towering arc of the white robe, covered with black wet marks.

In a daze, another voice sounded.

"It's five o'clock in the afternoon, Kyoto time."

Mechanical, cold, inaudible to emotion.

The source of the sound is a circular object on the wall.

Got a pointer?

Look at the style...... Seems like a clock?

Such a thin clock?

And...... It's unbelievable that it can speak???

Wayne looked at the wall clock on the wall behind the white-robed man, and his pupils couldn't help but constrict slightly.

Hey, is this the legendary 'Activated Magic Construct'?

Not......

The 'Everlasting Lamp', a sorcery item that emits light, and the wall clock that can speak as a 'Activated Magical Construct'......

Could it be ...... I've found the legendary wizarding organization?!!

So, their white robe is the legendary wizard robe that only official wizards can wear?

However, it doesn't feel like the style of the stars and moon embroidered on a black background described in the book?

New?

No, wait...... That's not the point!

The point is, I was supposed to be doing potion experiments in an underground secret room, how did I end up in such a place?

……

Alert, hesitant, defensive, excited, afraid...... All kinds of moods have disturbed and impacted the chaotic and jerky brain.

Wayne shook his head hard, trying to speak to test these strange people who seemed to be wizards.

But the smell of bitterness came from his throat, and he could only cough again and again.

At the same time, Wayne's head had a sharp stabbing sensation that felt like it had been suddenly pierced by a thick hard object.

"The sages are above, I'm a trainee wizard who doesn't even have the qualifications to wear a wizard's robe, and they still want to poison me?

And...... It's unforgivable, it's still in such a bad thing?!! ”

An aggrieved thought turned in his heart, and Wayne rolled his eyes very dryly......

……

The air conditioner was blowing in the wind.

Wanling College Infirmary.

School doctor Zhang, who was on duty, looked at the student who was twitching on the bed and spitting out Huoxiang Zhengqi water, and his face trembled violently.

Immediately afterwards, the female nurse standing next to him roared with a trill: "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and call 120!" ”

"Oooh."

The big-breasted little nurse, who was already scared, was yelled, came back to her senses, and hurriedly looked for her mobile phone.

"It's over......"

The strong man in the black tight T-shirt who was still thinking about him lying down or lying down by himself just now, fell on the ground with a butt and muttered to himself: "Don't talk about savings now, I'm afraid I won't even lose the house!" ”

Doctor Zhang didn't pay attention to him, went straight to the pharmacy in the back, found a clean towel, and stuffed it into Wayne's mouth first, preventing the patient from biting off his tongue in the unconscious convulsions.

"This student can't be crazy, right?"

Doctor Zhang took a flashlight and brushed away Wayne's eyelids, sweating profusely like a big man.

This kind of scene, after graduation, he relied on [being been] to enter the infirmary of Wanling College through the back door, and he really didn't have any relevant experience!

At about four o'clock this afternoon, a comatose student was delivered.

It is said that when I was in physical education class on the playground, I was kicked in the head by the physical education teacher who was taking the students to play football.

Doctor Zhang carefully checked it and it was fine.

This student is a little thin, looking at the bloodshot corners of his eyes, it is estimated that he was still in the dormitory for two consecutive nights last weekend.

Severe lack of sleep, coupled with the hot weather, a little bit of heat stroke, just happened to be hit by the ball and fainted.

After cooling off under the air conditioner in the infirmary for a while, I pinched the middle of the person and woke up.

As a result, I just got a bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi water and poured it down.

Doctor Zhang hasn't chatted with the physical education teacher he once 'welcomed'.

The student on the hospital bed suddenly sat up from the bed with a wow, and a bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water was all knocked over on the female nurse's chest.

When the student came to his senses, he muttered a few words.

Then he first looked at the energy-saving lamp above his head in surprise, and then looked at everyone one by one.

Then, his eyes widened, as if he had seen some rare treasure, and he stared at the old-fashioned chiming clock on the wall of the infirmary.

As a result, within two seconds of watching it, he covered his neck and head, screamed, and lay straight on the bed, grunting and spitting Huoxiang Zhengqi water, while twitching as if he had been treated by Yang Tianwang.

……

……

[666 in the new calendar, the season of hunting and harvesting.

Maybe it's out of jealousy, or maybe it's out of some larger conspiracy.

The mastermind behind the scenes, who has not been found so far, uses the body fluids of the black toad in estrus; Constipated excrement of elderly honey rat ferrets; Seventy years old who had never bathed Shajibacher on the body smem of the foreskin......

(God knows, how rare it is to be able to find a living, over 50-year-old Shajibahcher, who refuses to be known to this minority, because of the strange tradition of not being able to bathe, men rarely live past the age of 45)

and several of Pandora's other most avoidable objects, resulting in the infamous potion that is said to pollute half of the bay of gems, the Fishy Curse.

And at the hunting harvest celebration, he bought a maid and sprinkled it on Princess Diana Orondo, the world's first beauty and the first crown prince of the Withers Kingdom at that time.

(In fact, the author has always had doubts about how an ordinary maid sprinkled the fishy curse on the crown prince in full view.)

Later, I managed to check the duty records of the Withers court, only to find out that more than 20 high-ranking knights around the crown prince, who were originally responsible for security, had been transferred for various seemingly reasonable reasons in the seven days before the celebration began...... ）

What happened after that, due to the silence of the Kingdom of Withers, we can't find out what kind of terrible changes happened to Princess Diana, known as the flower of Pandora.

However, in the same year, the new king of the Kingdom of Atlanta abandoned his original plan to marry Princess Diana......

The last time the two Middle-earth powers merged into one, the opportunity to restore the glory of the ancient Amodor Empire once again turned into a tense Cold War state......]

—From "The Secret History of Pandora's Curious History" by Douglas Beddinand, a Red Notice of the Twelve Nations, a true history writer, and a legendary man in his sleepwear who is a librarian from all over the world (regardless of gender)