"Master, you're going to pee, take off your pants. ”

In Chu Xiaoye's ears, a sweet and crunchy voice suddenly sounded.

He looked left and right, front and back, but he didn't see the person talking to him, and his face suddenly became extremely strange.

Could it be that my brother is hallucinating?

"Master, master, your pee is coming out, please take off your pants and squat!"

At this time, the tender voice like a little girl came to my ears again.

Chu Xiaoye's body was shocked, and he suddenly raised the palm of his left hand to look, and a mini figure faintly appeared in the palm of his palm, which was a cute little Lori with transparent wings, only half the size of a palm!

Little Lori blinked her big black eyes and urged: "Master, don't look at it, if you don't pee again, your urine will squirt out of your mouth." ”

Chu Xiaoye's face was full of shock, but he didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly ran into the teaching building next to him and got into the toilet.

It's too late, it's too soon!

As soon as he took his things out, the urine gushed out like the Yellow River bursting its banks.

For more than twenty minutes, when his legs were weak and he was about to go crazy, he finally finished peeing.

He had a horrified look on his face!

The amount of urine is terrifying!

In the palm of his hand, there was a fuss from Lori's voice: "It turns out that the master is standing when he pees, and he doesn't even have to take off his pants! It seems that this master is the most powerful. ”

Chu Xiaoye froze in place, stunned for a long time, Fang spread out his palms, looked at the little Lori inside and said, "Your name is Xiao Xun, why are you hiding in my body, why do you call me master, what are you...... What the hell?"

Xiao Lori said: "Xiao Xun is not a thing, Xiao Xun is an elf born in the spirit of water." The blood of the master has been fused with the spirit of water, and the spirit of water has recognized the master as the master. So in the future, the master will be the master of Xiaoxun. The owner will pee standing up, it must be amazing, right?"

"The Spirit of Water?"

Chu Xiaoye had a confused expression on his face and said, "It turns out that the oracle bone water character is the spirit of water, no wonder he touched it last night, and his body changed." ”

Little Lori explained: "With the spirit of water, the master can control all the water in the world in the future, as long as it is watery, including air, food, animals, and even people, as long as the master's cultivation is strong enough, you can control them, good cow breaking." ”

Chu Xiaoye's heart moved, and he said, "How to control it?"

Little Lori said: "Water control technique, this is the lowest and most basic water skill, the master must start with water control technique." Then use the water to increase cultivation and continue to cultivate other skills. ”

Chu Xiaoye said: "How to learn?"

Xiao Lori said: "Xiao Xun teaches you, Xiao Xun remembers all the skills, but he can't practice it, only the lowest level of water control techniques." However, as long as the master learns to protect the spirit of water from being destroyed, Xiao Xun will be safe. ”

Chu Xiaoye's heart suddenly became hot, and he said, "How many years does it take to cultivate the water control technique?"

Xiao Lori thought for a while and said, "With Xiao Xun's guidance, coupled with the fusion of the master and the spirit of water, it will take a stick of incense at the earliest." ”

"What......? How long is a stick of incense?"

Chu Xiaoye's eyes widened, and her jaw was about to fall off.

Isn't it difficult to practice peerless martial arts? How can this water control technique be learned in a while? Is it too rubbish?

Little Lori said: "Learning is learning, but if you want to apply it proficiently, it will take a long time to practice." Master, can we go out? This thatched hut stinks. ”

At this time, a few boys came in to go to the toilet in pairs.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly clenched his palms and walked out.

Little Lori's voice sounded in his heart, and said, "The master only needs to communicate with me in the future, and he doesn't need to speak." Xiao Xun is very curious, why does the owner pee standing up, can't he pee on his pants?"

Chu Xiaoye sweated profusely, thought for a while, and said, "Your previous master, and your previous master, should be women, right?"

Little Lori thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Yes, they have bulging breasts, but you don't have it, master." They're women. ”

Chu Xiaoye muttered secretly in his heart: This little bit is either stupid, or his brain is in water. Since she is an elf born of the spirit of water, she must be covered with water all over her body, and if her head is in water, it is also a matter of course. ”

Xiao Lori said angrily: "If the master says bad things about Xiao Xun again, Xiao Xun will ignore the master." ”

Chu Xiaoye was shocked, sure enough, she didn't need to speak, as long as she thought in her heart, she could understand.

"The owner has not yet learned the art of water control, so he often can't help but pee, pee regardless of the occasion, pee suddenly, and even when he eats and sleeps and talks to people, urine will squirt out of his mouth and nose. ”

“......”

"If the master wants to learn water control as soon as possible, then he must apologize to Xiao Xun and apologize solemnly!"

Chu Xiaoye couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to say in his heart: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said bad things about Xiao Xun, I solemnly apologize to Xiao Xun." ”

Little Lori said: "Okay, Xiao Xun forgive you." Listen, I'm going to teach you how to control water. ”

At this moment, a girl wearing a short skirt and heavy makeup suddenly ran on the path next to her.

When the girl saw Chu Xiaoye, she immediately ran over angrily and scolded: "Chu Xiaoye, you hillbilly! Who told you to turn off your phone last night? I asked you to help me answer today, didn't you hear? You didn't sleep until I slept this morning, did you mean it?"

Chu Xiaoye looked at her with some consternation, and suddenly felt that he was blind at the beginning, so he would fall in love with her, how could people be so shameless? This Nima is really strange!

Chen Ruodan's angry scolding immediately attracted the attention of many students on the road.

It's time to go to class, and there are a lot of students on the road, and when I hear someone scolding and fighting, I stop and look over.

"Chu Xiaoye, I'm talking to you, you're deaf and your mouth is dumb, aren't you?"

Chen Ruodan rushed in front of Chu Xiaoye and said violently.

Chu Xiaoye's eyes were cold, and he said with a smile: "Chen Ruodan, you didn't sleep well with your man, how can you blame me? You are so angry, it can't be the one named Yang Wei last night, I didn't serve you well, right? Yang Wei, impotence, ha, I see!"

"You...... You bastard!"

Chen Ruodan felt the ridicule of the eyes around him, and suddenly became furious, pointed at his nose and said angrily: "Chu Xiaoye, you still dare to be stubborn, right? Tell you, Yang Wei said today, he will definitely beat you to the ground, more miserable than a dead dog! You wait for me!"

As soon as she finished speaking, her body suddenly shook, and with a "snort" of her lower body, a stream of liquid shot out of her short skirt, which ran down her thighs and gurgled downward.

"Oops!"

Chu Xiaoye jumped up suddenly, pointed to her underneath and shouted: "Chen Ruodan, how can you pee here? still standing and peeing! Talking and peeing, and peeing while talking, this is a public place, everyone is looking at you......! You...... Didn't you suffer from urinary incontinence after last night's battle? hahaha......"

The students who saw this scene around them first had stunned expressions, and when they heard his last sentence, they all burst out laughing.

Chen Ruodan's brain "buzzed", and it was blank in an instant!

She froze in place, her legs trembling under her short skirt, and her urine was still flowing, like a water pipe, and she couldn't stop at all!

"Click!

Some people took pictures, some recorded videos, and some people ran up behind her quickly, laughing and filming Douyin.

Needless to say, from today onwards, she will be an instant hit in the entire school and even in the small video world!

That's right, it's a "cannon" and red!